Comments by MojoDojo (page 4)

Awww Mr. Alucard you know darn well that...(wait for it) "Everything written on this site should be considered a work of fiction."

Testify brotha Bullwinkle...testify! I've found that if you fuck them little old church ladies hard enough and long enough you can actually get'm to start talking in tongues... PTL brotha Bullwinkle, PTL...

My experience has been that the "curious" tag is pretty much the equivalent of "lite" tag as in lite-beer. That is to say a somewhat watered down less hearty variant of the real thing. I think that it's usually employed in the flirtatious fashion you described to "test the waters". "Are you turned on by the prospects of my bi-curious adventures?" she wonders, knowing that if not she probably hasn't done any harm because shes not actually bi-sexual. An admission of bi-sexuality on the other hand is probably coming from someone who doesn't much give a shit whether you care or not. "Does it turn you on?" she thinks, knowing full well that, if not, tough shit. So is there a difference? Probably not in the sense that in both cases she'll take a dick and/or suck a clit as she pleases and sure one may have more experience than the other but in the end it's the attitude of each of them is very likely to be different which may or may not make any difference to you depending on how you feel about homosexuality in general.

For the Juice man... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE Spam...Spam...Spam...Spam!

Stage dance = stripper foreplay Sure a good performance doesn't always translate into a good LD but if done well it can certainly be a step in the right direction especially if (as others have already pointed out) the personal interaction is there. In most clubs with multiple stages if I like what I SEE, I test the waters stage side. If I still like what I see or even better FEEL, I'll stalk her to the next stage and give her another chance to impress me. By the 2nd or 3rd contact I'm very confident in the outcome but will reserve final judgement for when she "finds" me after her set because while I'm trolling for a sweet slice o'cherry pie I know that she's also trolling for PL's with a bankroll so regardless of whether she's a 10 or not if she doesn't arouse the BIG head as well as the little one 90% of the time it's a no go for me. In a way it's a lot like the hiring process except with the cute new coed intern wannabe you gotta keep your cock in your trousers and your hands off her tits (at first anyway).

^Mr. Motor I couldn't agree with you more cause I too "keeps them pearly white!" I can't wait until he finds out that Maurice Chevalier is on the J-Box because watching my 20yo ATF dance to "Thank Heaven..." is going to make my head explode...

The DC Clubs have digital jukeboxes no DJ's to deal with but you have to "work" with the dancer to get your music played. One old fuck loves to load up the jukebox with Elvis, Bobby Darrin, Sinatra, Dean Martin, Perry Cuomo and others of the same ilk. The dancers all hate him. Oh they still take his tips and pay attention to him but they really do hate him. Most of us just laugh.

They tend to be wordy as all shit too!!! 8-)

I'd spend it all on coke and weed and then get a most excellent buzz on until I pass out then I'd fire up my laptop navigate to TUSCL.net and tell every body about my outrageous ITC & OTC exploits filling their heads with visions of SC heaven. I'd answer the inevitable BS replies, jack off, take a healthy crap and head on over the KFC cause you know I got the munchies, then call it a day. Now if I had $1,500 that would be a different story.

Washington DC "Abandon hope all ye who enter here!"

Fuck that's an email of epic length...kinda reminds me of a that fucked up 6,000 word article... It keeps going and going and going. At first I was confused then the unique phrasing and diction became evident and it was clear all of a sudden that txtittyfag had written you a wee love letter. Very sweet!!!

It'd change the meaning of "pole dancing" that's for sure. LOL

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I'm thinking about getting a big ass appliance box like from a dish washer or stove painting the fucking thing yellow and writing the words "JUICE BOX" on it then I can imagine your fat ass writhing to the beat of 50 cent or some such shit. No wait that would suck! Never mind... Juice Crew!!!

I went clubbing with my cuz once. It was a couple years after she had been named Miss Native American USA--she was smoking hot--and she was a total pussy magnet. We visited 2 clubs that night and we were smothered in juices by the time we had to leave. She wasn't done yet though because as we were walking down the street she spied an adult sex toy/exotic clothing shop and drug me inside so she could model some outfits for me. She was about 10 years my junior and she confessed that she had always had a crush on me as she kissed me hard on the mouth and gave my thick cock a squeeze. I was drunk as shit, horny as hell and the fact that we were just distant cousins made me inclined to act on my impulses that night which frankly I don't regret. She and I still share a secret smile about our one night of sexual frenzy although we live worlds apart. Hell yeah like Jerikson said I'd do the "hot chick" thing again in a heartbeat. It's good for what ails ya.

"They call me MISTER Tips!" My apologies to Mr. Poitier...

I've been to a couple of clubs in or near London that were pretty damn close to the standard we've set here. One in particular "Beavers SC" in Watford was up to par with most of the clubs I've visited in the states. I've also been clubbing in Germany, Denmark and Holland. Of this three none of them were really comparable to a full contact high mileage club here but the Banana Club in Amsterdam was an experience I'll never forget seeing as I was the lucky "stiff" who got to "mount" the stage for a special banana treat. I haven't done any clubbing in Asia per se although I did hit a club in Guam while touring US military bases in APAC region one year. That club called "Club USA" was not very impressive even considering my predilection for Asian/Pacific Islander spinners. I'd like to do my exploration of the pay-for-sex scene in Europe and it looks like I'll be heading over to Prague in mid/late June so I may very well have the opportunity to scratch that itch. @Londonguy has made some recommendations for me if I end up going. How about you any thoughts about Prague and that region of Europe?

^ROTFL I can so relate.

^That used to be my mama's stripper name. Did you know her?

Ok I'll bite, Mr Cat... (knowing full well you just said that you don't like to 'splaine what you used to do) what the fuck did you do pre-retirement? Color me curious...

Spelunker here to do a little exploration Gynocologist on field assignment All American Coxswain practicing my docking skills Wild Animal Trainer specializing in the taming of exotic North American pussies Talent Scout on the hunt for the best pole dancer for the new reality series "Pole Position 2013" Intercontinental Cunnilinguis Champion promoting my new coffee table book titled "Digg'n The Ditch" US Sphincter Inspector taking measurements for a national survey on IQ and sphincter dynamics aka The How Many Fingers Test.

You gotta point with the Fart Contest thing Mr Dougster although I think you're gonna have to work harder to top some of the recent Juice-a-thon threads... "Phew-tinkey"

I think you'll have to 'splain it to 'em Ricky. S: So what do you do for a living handsome? D: Well baby I'm a Human Trafficker... S: Oh really. How fascinating! Do you give out lots of tickets? I got a ticket last week can you help me make it go away? D: Uhhh baby I ain't no Traffic Cop!!!

I'm just glad I got wind of the situation when I did...

I feel like I'm stuck between some rocks and a hard place...