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Fart Contest!

Dougster

13 yrs ago · 1 min read

Ok, guys! Let 'er rip! If this thread wins Mr Mojo Risin's contest, promise to split the $50 with you!

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Papi_Chulo

I’m sure jerikson40 will love this thread :)

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MojoDojo

This stinks...

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MojoDojo

I hate being the butt of your jokes...

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motorhead

Blowing off steam

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MojoDojo

I feel like I'm stuck between some rocks and a hard place...

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MojoDojo

I'm just glad I got wind of the situation when I did...

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JuiceBox69

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrttttttt !!!!!!!!!!

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Dougster

I fart within an inch of alutard's nose! He ain't gonna like that stinker that's for sure!

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JuiceBox69

Oooops.I shit in my pants.....that's a reverse LDK

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Dougster

^^^ reverse LDK.

Shitting your pants in fart contest is a bit like bringing a gun to a knife fight!

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zipman68

FAAAAAAAAARRRRRTTTTTTT!!!!!

FFF-FFF-FFFAAAAAAAAAARRRRRTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!

Man...Juice still beats me at this. Must be the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay he lives on!

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motorhead

LMFAO, Juice

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likes2look

I fart in your general direction

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Dougster

I fart right in front of the jestie-faggot too!

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Daddillac

A fart is really just two turds racing for the hole and the first one that gets there yells

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JuiceBox69

Shit guys lol

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Dougster

I left a fart brewing in my ass all night so I could let it rip right in front of the RickyBoy's face this morning as he spews forth his latest crap about recent refinements to "The System".

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rickdugan

^No surprise there Dougie. After all, everyone knows that you pull everything that you post here right out of your ass. ;)

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Dougster

Ricky just a little PO'ed because because he had to spend the day smelling like my ass after that. Actually a bit of a refinement to his usual smell so maybe he should thank me!

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crazyjoe

Lol jiice

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crazyjoe

A fart is a turd honking for right of way

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JuiceBox69

Fart

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Dougster

And today I fart in LunchBoxKing's face.

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