Comments by duomaxwell (page 14)

How bummed would you be if you found out your wife was cheating on you with a big dick pastor?

I make pretty good money and I don't do any of that stuff. I let guys touch my boobs and my butt and that's about it.

@che you're right, I was just trying to butter you weirdos up ;)

^ You're right. My Mom's from Guyana and she's Black/Indian/Arawak/French. My Dad's Italian. So, um, I'm "other".

My Little Ponies.

Well, everyone appreciates tips.

Surely with political correctness on their side potential criminals will not be forced to commit crimes.

That "accept me for who I am" was kind of a joke, but thanks guys. @estafador - I'm half-Guyanese... @clubber - I've actually met a couple of people from here!

Why can't you just accept me for who I am?

No haha, but how am I supposed to phrase it? "Successfully sold"?

@club_goer - Granted, I am a stripper now, but when I was growing up I'd see "XXX live nude girls" signs all over Floroda and I never gave them a second thought. I think once I asked my parents, "Why do they have to say they're alive? Why would they be dead?" And that's about it.

Bleep bloop. Stripperweb is weird, though I've employed some of their tricks.

Is that not the right word?

^ yeah, I gave Deputy Dewey a dance

Oh, hey guys! I gave David Arquette a lap dance the other night. Then I watched Scream 4.

^ well, who would really pass that up?

I do amateur contests whenever I can (and I'm certainly no amateur) and often take 1st place. So, to answer your question ... Nothing can stop it. Muahahahahahaha *evilly rubs hands together*

If it was that easy to miscarry no one would care about the legality of abortions.

^ That's terrible, there's also a good chance that it was early on in the pregnancy and she didn't know. Plus, there isn't any reason that you can't dance in the first trimester of your pregnancy. Obviously she'd want to make as much money as possible to provide for her child. It's doubtful twerking CAUSED her to have a miscarriage.

It's also on Netflix, I just watched this last night. They all seem a little fried.

I have no input for this, I like guys that are nice to me and my pro-choice stance on pregnancies by drug dealers is ABORT! ABORT! ABORT!

Now you guys know why we take so long in the bathroom.

Is this a different girl than your ATF?

Man, I definitely believe in ghosts.

@lopaw - little swans that come to life and song our praises, which explains a lot.