"I hear that's a dirty club" my wife said as we were driving by one of my favori

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Player11
Texas
We were driving down the freeway and passed the club, billboards advertised it from miles a way. Alluring pics of sexy girls seemed to be motioning the viewer. My wife went on to say "Sheri at the church says its a dirty club and that when men take them to these dark rooms there it leads to intercourse. Have you ever been in there? It makes me mad its on the same street as our church where we were married." I asked her "you mean it might be like a whorehouse?"

I told her I had never been in there (lie) and she said "I just wonder what is the attraction for some man going in there who is married?" I bit my tongue on answering that one - disgresion is the better part of valor.

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gawker
12 years ago
Discretion helps, too.
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sharkhunter
12 years ago
I would have said I have a single friend, Bob, who said most guys don't get anything but an empty wallet and a big tease trying to have sex. Then they make up stories talking about all they got because they don't want to talk about all the money they spent. Of course that last part could be trouble.
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sharkhunter
12 years ago
If she asks more questions, you could say you could ask Bob but we usually don't talk about that at work because it is not work appropriate.
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duomaxwell
12 years ago
How bummed would you be if you found out your wife was cheating on you with a big dick pastor?
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JuiceBox69
12 years ago
Lol ^^^......

Play on player 11 I love your stories...your like my older brother dude
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Dain
12 years ago
I won't mind as long as she's getting her share of cums. She likes to cum every day.
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tumblingdice
12 years ago
Player!She knows.
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Bogeyman1
12 years ago
Digestion is the better part of flavor.
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JuiceBox69
12 years ago
Players11 wife has a tuscl life time membership lol ! Watchout playa !
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SlickSpic
12 years ago
What's good for the goose is good for the gander
It takes two to tango when lies meander
The plot gets thicker than a pot of gumbo
Full of jibber jabber and mumbo jumbo
Who's cheating who and who's staying true
Alibis and lies always come back to you
Say it ain't so but I paint what I know
Karma is a bitch & you reap what you sow.
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georgmicrodong
12 years ago
Um, I thought you said you and your wife had a "business relationship" where she didn't care what you did?
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