Comments by SlickSpic (page 8)

Gotta give Shadow credit for that one.

It's always stripper shit, even if it's true.

Hypothetical sex?

@IME-Hahahaha! These last two months, you've been on a Joe DiMaggio like tear. Don't stop the fire.

For starters there, how about the age of consent? Don't wanna go under that, I suggest. Unless prison time is something to look forward to.

Anybody got any lists?

Rockford Fosgate made some pretty good amps.

This incident has Ranukam written all over it. Ran, are you listening?

Not only was he robbed at gunpoint, now he gotta fix that damn windshield. That just sucks.

@Mikey-I thought that Abe Froman was The Sausage King?

Which others? The Others from Game Of Thrones or The Others from Lost?

I noticed that I enjoy fuckin' shitty clubs myself.

Should've gone to the mop closet instead. Better cleaning supplies.

Amen to that.

You mean, This PLACE needs a MONITOR! That MONITOR should be ME!

What kind of fantasy are you trying to mastermind? One in which a pl sits and talks to you, buys you a drink, you pretend to be interested in him, he pretends to listen to you when all he really wants is to get into your thong, and you try to get as much money from him while giving him as little as possible? Doesn't sound too fantastic to me. Sounds like stripper 101.

I'd fuck the shit out of Dita Von Tesse and Kat Von D. I guess I prefer suicide girls to goth girls. All the spell ingredients creep me out when we go to the Wiccan circle.

I don't carry condoms, I juggle them.

I wanna get hip tossed by Rhonda Rousey.

Try Denny's.

Isn't funny that them dames were Kim K before Kim K. Ain't nothing new under the sun.

Hahaha. Classic.

Alcohol in the strip club, no. I stick to an overpriced bottled water or a cup of a sorry excuse for coffee.

Also, when it comes to sexual and romantic relations, don't bring racism into the picture. People have the right to date or fuck whomever they so choose without the PC Police calling them racist. Clubber likes Asians. Alucard liked redheads. That doesn't make them racist cause they aren't attracted to brunette Mexicans. One more thing. I'm a short dude. If a chick ain't attracted to me cause she likes tall dudes, that's just how it is. Please don't pull the race card when it comes to sexual relations. This isn't voting or economics.