So i was at this club and was having fun with the girls but i really want ed the door girl...i made her blush with my offer so she drug me into a closet looking room...shit it had a washer and dryer lol....she blew me for all i had left....this ever happen to yoh guys ? Or dose it just rock being da juice mane
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last commentI've been dancing for years and I've never heard such a thing. You must have amazing game!
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Diva75 i know a lot of my stories sound unbelievable to the average tuscler but as the years go on even i am starting to believe im a part of a Elite class of strip club mercenary.....dont get me wrong my online persona even i confess is normally exatriated....but its based n truth of my experiences....this story is 100% shit it was last night
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I shit out of the 6th story window
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It went plop on Dukey's head
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No I have never done anything like that, but I do admire you for it.
It goes along with what I have said about treating waitresses like dancers and with the account Jestrite50 has given of getting a front room BJ from two of them.
Outstanding!
SJG
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At Club Ante in San Mateo ( closed now, but never 'high mileage' ) I was teasing a dancer about doing her up against the wall in the janitor's closet. She seemed up for it. She said, "When you are ready just grab me."
Then later when I passed her near said closet, she seemed to want to go.
I didn't actually have money on me to do that, and this girl was kind of a screwball anyway, so I am not sure if it really would have worked out that well.
There are pictures now at the Hotel Cascadas at the TJ Hong Kong Bar of a girl dressed as a French Maid dusting in the hallways. If when I go there I find they really have a girl doing that, I will move on her.
Duke69 !!!!
SJG
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Lol....sjg.....thanks bro
Joe...lol....crazy
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^^^ nice
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Diva1975 your a retard if you believe that retard Juice. Shadowvat sez Juice is a retard and I believe him cuz hes a cat in the shadow. Juice is just a retard.
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Did she suck off a broom stick?
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@ Diva1975: I think the OP just has an amazing imagination.
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Ive got pictures just to bad tuscl dont allow them
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I believe most of the story, except for the part where it was a girl...
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Lol...busted...ok i was greasing up a bouncer according to page 749 of ricky boys system
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^^^lmfao
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Thanks Bruh...lol
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Duke, how much did she charge? Was it the going rate or did she want more?
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What was behind door 3?
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LMFAO...another great funny ass thread
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Should've gone to the mop closet instead. Better cleaning supplies.
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Lol fuckTards#
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Sounds like the porn version of "Lion, Witch, and the Wardrobe."
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Lol....classic.....slick
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I laughed so hard I LDK ed at the sandwich shop
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@CJ-What kinda sandwich did you get?
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Ahh the magical Narnia story...I take everything I read on here with a pinch of salt.I think people who get a lot of action don't get around to talk about that stuff and the other way round...guys who tell amazing stories do it for a reason...makes them feel good on inside he he
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@ Slick...I got the Tombstone at Silver Mine Subs.
silverminesubs.com. I got the Tombstone at Silver Mine Subs
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That link doesnt work great but if you click on menu anyway it will work
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This reminds me of the time I was walking around campus during my college days with one of my college girlfriends. It was Friday night and we were walking back to my dorm from the Pizza Hut. It was cold, so we were walking through the one building where I believe the Dept. of Education was, and she directed me into one of the open classrooms and just blew me right there. Didn't even bother closing the door. Crazy to think someone could have just walked in on us.
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Lol
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