Comments by SlickSpic (page 7)

Metropolis.

I met this stripper who was staying at the local KOA. My OTC was in a dome tent. I got dome while pitching a tent in a tent. It was A OK.

PS-It really don't matter if it's New England or Manhattan. Me personally, I prefer to mix them up.

Always bring a towel when you hitchike, that's all I'm saying.

Back in the day, I made a foam Westside "dub" and it was pretty cool till the ushers made me put it away. Westside!

The real question is, is she stripping to put herself through school, maybe art college?

My eyes! My eyes!

I prefer Sister Act. Not so much Sister Act 2.

Just as long as nobody stuffs me with sausage fingers!

Midnight Run. Best road trip flick. No bullshit, just the truth.

And that's why Lopaw is the Queen of Clubs.

With my familia, of course.

How?

I wear a bandolier of condoms like any good bandito would. Aye yaye yaye! Arriba Arriba! Viva que viva!

I heard he joined ISIS.

The year was 1993. I was a senior in high school. We were at this party with one mean ass garage band. People were moshing and stage diving. I thought, fuck it, I'm stage diving too! Bad decision. I went to this party with a group of Black and Mexican thugs. I dove right at my friends who parted like the Red Sea, leaving lil ol Slick to go smack on the grass. Moral of the story-Don't go stage diving with your Black and Mexican friends.

@Dougster-Did the Asian markets get Clobbered, or would you say they got...Clubbered?

@CJ-What kinda sandwich did you get?

Sì

Sounds like the porn version of "Lion, Witch, and the Wardrobe."

@Chandler-Let me guess, you're Catholic, right? Even if you're not, please reply, "Guilty as charged."

I'm dying over here, simply dying! Hahahahahaha!

So what you're trying to say is, you're Papi Culo?

I don't hypnotize, I mesmerize.

Just don't take a dive. Keep competition alive.