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I've noticed i enjoy shitty fuckin clubs

Duke69
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11 yrs ago · 1 min read

No im being seriousness...i have be gain to notice if a club has low reviews and most are bad...i go and have a great time....also the same holds true for the club it self looking run down...if it looks small town and has white trailer park hoes or black project sluts i fuckin enjoy it...wtf is wrong with me...anybod else like this ?

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Duke69

$5 at the table mile high mileage dances, $3 beer, $5 meal, 32 inch tv with game on, low hustle chicks just cuddle and flirt with you, $100 60min champagne rooms with extra sauce....with a older women....im n heaven

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GACA

Dang...if err'body could just be so happy with that, the world be a beautiful trailer park geriatric projex -- with extra sause

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Duke69

Lnfao #smdh @^^^

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Duke69

Lol

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crazyjoe

Classy guy^^^

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SlickSpic

I noticed that I enjoy fuckin' shitty clubs myself.

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JamesSD

I think casual club goers over value how nice the place feels and perceived safety.

There's also a constant struggle between desire for dancer hotness and mileage. If you're just looking to have a beer and see hot girls naked and maybe get a LD, classier joints do have an edge over dives.

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Duke69

Dives ! Dives ! Dives !

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SlickSpic

Just don't take a dive. Keep competition alive.

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Duke69

In 1995 getting high

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Duke69

Slick was staying alive ! Staying alive !

Lol Bgs rock

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crazyjoe

I took a dive off the roof

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crazyjoe

I bumped my head

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san_jose_guy

It does help if a place has at least a few dancers that have no limits. It lights a fire under the others. Of course dives is where you will find this.

With what dives there have been in my area, I have always had a great time and enjoyed the dancers. The way I see it is diametrically opposed to how the hipsters who write the Yelp Reviews see places.

SJG

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SlickSpic

The year was 1993. I was a senior in high school. We were at this party with one mean ass garage band. People were moshing and stage diving. I thought, fuck it, I'm stage diving too!

Bad decision. I went to this party with a group of Black and Mexican thugs. I dove right at my friends who parted like the Red Sea, leaving lil ol Slick to go smack on the grass.

Moral of the story-Don't go stage diving with your Black and Mexican friends.

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GACA

Umm...are you sure you were listening to mosh pit music? In LA? Don't normally see those two groups listening to Megadeth and Metallica, save the KROQ kids. But I know they know the protocol

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GACA

Wait, are you a Valley kid?

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Duke69

Lol

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Duke69

B funny if slick has the old vhs home video lol

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