this place needs me as moderator

Actually the title doesn't explain any thing. Why does this place need you as a moderator? You provided a thesis with no arguments...

1. why does this place need any moderator (present need)
2. why you best fill that need position (present credentials)
3. benefits of your being moderator (present win-win )

Persuasive Speech writing 101.

You're welcome

Never mind, I see you're Juice in disguise. ..

Being a moderator helps tiny dicked dweebs feel empowered. Kind of like issuing executive orders.

You mean, This PLACE needs a MONITOR! That MONITOR should be ME!

^^^ YES. That is TOTALLY what he means. Totes McGotes. HE should be THE moderator.

Lol

Motor +1 for whipping out his flame thrower

Anybody got any lists?

Yes but only ones filled with symbols and passive agressiveness pleading for someone to fight my battles for me.

@IME-Hahahaha! These last two months, you've been on a Joe DiMaggio like tear. Don't stop the fire.

Lol

Classic

1. Considering your avatar has red hair, that immediately made me think of alucard which would say something equally as stupid as what you did. You don't even know what I'm talking about so that's reason enough to knock you out of being a "hall pass monitor."

2. You have 2 reviews of clubs in cities that have shit reputations for strip clubs. What the fuck do you know about this type of racket?

#LIKE

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Lol

Correction. It needs a moderation SYSTEM.

Lol.....brilliant !