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11 years ago
choke dat mo'fucka out !Back in '99, while hanging out with some fighter friends of mine, we ran afoul of the bouncers at this nightclub near where I live. It's so sad when the bouncers get bounced.
I was at the bar, having a beer and a shot while chopping it up with this cutie pie. She mentioned that my homies where beating up the bouncers. I replied, yup, that's what they do. Let's go get high. We got high and then I got a blow job. Great night.
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11 years ago
My weird choice for laps over fucksWe all have our own idiosyncraticies. I wouldn't sweat that shit. Be you, not the next man. Plus, you're still young. No need to be worrying over paying for extras.
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11 years ago
Letting them Nuns on The Pink side know who bossYoda's a bitch. Now, Mace Windoo is the Man. He would've bitch slapped the emperor but even in a galaxy far, far away, muthafuckas are racist.
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11 years ago
Da' Big Juicmane Tuna #1 Guide to getting OTC at No touch ClubsBetter Cool Water than Drakkar Noir. I think I've made my stance on this chemical weapon already known.
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11 years ago
Intervening with managementOtto22 has it right on. SC firing is worlds apart from being laid off by Lockheed Martin.
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11 years ago
[OT] Favorite Gang/Mafia?@Gawker-Haha.
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11 years ago
Tempted to give adviceWipe your tuna hole.
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11 years ago
Da' Big Juicmane Tuna #1 Guide to getting OTC at No touch ClubsI can't wait for the next chapter. Hook us up with a preview.
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11 years ago
Ever have someone think you were a club bouncer?Never the bouncer. Maybe the club accountant.
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11 years ago
Day Lapor Temp JobsBBJ, why don't you trim ganja? It's a seasonal gig but pays enough.
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11 years ago
One dancer that "gets it".Extras make the world go round.
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11 years ago
Pubic stylesBurning Bush. If it's good enough for Mo', it's good enough for me.
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11 years ago
College CheerleadersJoe, you so Craaazaay!
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11 years ago
Strippers and their NamesI haven't had goose in a good ten years. Now, I eat duck once a month. Chinese style. At the Duck House in Monterey Park,CA. Delicious.
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11 years ago
College CheerleadersZip, I appreciate the link.
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11 years ago
College Cheerleaders@GSB-I understand. You come from the land of SEC domination. Seriously, check out the TCU gals.
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11 years ago
[OT] Favorite Gang/Mafia?@Moto-Dizzy Dean was The Man. My Mom's best friend is from St. Louis and regaled me with Cardinal stories throughout junior high.
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11 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Regulars ... From SW POVAin't that the truth, Alucard!
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11 years ago
Dancing My Way Through School@yndy-funny how all the dancers who really do go to school are in the medical industry. Makes sense, makes money. I only know of one dancer who went to law school.
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11 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Regulars ... From SW POVIt's interesting that girls who deliver extras are underrepresented on Stripperweb. From my experience, extra-gals cultivate and keep regulars.
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11 years ago
Things that make me go Hmmm.@Alucard-I feel your sentiment yet at the same time, rose rules would stifle free speech.
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11 years ago
PastiesNot to sound like a self-righteous, Latin prick but Colombian and Argentine empanadas kick Jamaican patties and any other turnover or hot pockets asses.
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11 years ago
Hey allI called up a priest to exorcise the demon. Unfortunately, Padre Hot Hands wanted to exercise my ass instead. Migo of thing I run fast. Real fast. Alleluia.
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11 years ago
Eating at the Rescue MissionThat's the Godfather of Soul.
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11 years ago
[OT] Favorite Gang/Mafia?I'd like to throw in a certain Prison Gang. La EME. Although they don't make as much money as other organizations, the fact that they have such a strong influence throughout prisons makes them VERY dangerous. They're MO is to tax other organized criminals. They let you know that one day, someone in your organization will get locked up. To make their prison stay a lot safer, best to pay the tax.
Russian organized criminals were smarter than other criminals. Not only did they pay the tax, when Russians get locked up in Cali, they hang with the Southside. Russians are not only tough but smart.