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Ever have someone think you were a club bouncer?

sharkhunter

12 yrs ago · 1 min read

I had a girl come up to me last night apparently thinking I was a bouncer. She asked if I knew who the DJ was.

I was dressed similar but if you looked, you could see our clothes were different. They had black vests on. I think it was because I was standing near the entrance/exit for a few minutes looking around.

How about you? Ever had people confused?

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sharkhunter

I guess if you are taller and bigger than some of the bouncers, that could add to the look.

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Alucard

No.

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shadowcat

Not a bouncer but I recently had a customer ask me if I was the owner because everybody seemed to know me. Another sign of when you have been spending too much time in a club. :)

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Ermita_Nights

I don't think anyone would ever mistake me for staff or owner. I have had girls ask if I was a cop, but that's probably caution on their part, not me actually looking like a cop.

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gawker

Shadowcat - lol the ultimate REGULAR.

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SlickSpic

Never the bouncer. Maybe the club accountant.

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crazyjoe

@ slick...lol... somehow I doubt that. They probably think you are the club ninja bouncer

Yes I have been mistaken for the bouncer. I have been standing outside of the club and people entering handed me their I'd's

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sclvr5005

Basketball player, yes. Bouncer, no.

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motorhead

Cop frequently. Bouncer never.

I need to work on my scowl.

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rl27

Back when I first started visiting clubs I was often asked if I was a cop or military due to having very short hair and being a lot fitter than I am now. Never a bouncer, then again I normally don't wear all black.

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jackslash

Mistake me for a bouncer? Maybe if I grew 6 inches in height and 90 pounds in weight.

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Tiredtraveler

Cop periodically (ex-military bearing I guess) Bouncer no, I have no tats and I do not shave my head LOL

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BigTuna1

Yes alot

I stand 6'0" and weigh 420 lbs Bench 650 Dead 820 Squat 905

Ive also been mistaken for s NfL lineman

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BigTuna1

And yes I also get offers from club management to bounce...I decline...dont want to mix work and pleasure......i do some armature wrestling in the independent circuits

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BigTuna1

People also thank im a bouncer cuz I hang with them and laugh with them and if shit goes down juice is always looking to beat a faggot up...so I'm aleays in da mix

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BigTuna1

Also add I'm slick bold and have a big long red beard

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motorhead

BigTuna --

Juiceman was a powerlifter too.

Sounds like you guys have something in common. You should track him down and hang out.

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BigTuna1

LOL.....i agree mo'head......LOL

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SlickSpic

Powerlifter...or...Duck Dynasty?

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