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10 years ago
Two thumbs up here.
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Yeah, but some of them still spray all over the place, and if they're standing, there's still no guarantee the IR sensor will go off and trigger the flush.
One masseuse I met wanted to teach her cats how to use the toilet (yuck), but she wasn't sure how to get them to flush it. I suggested trying an IR sensor. I never went back, for a massage or to see if the cats learned how to flush the toilet.
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10 years ago
She's probably snooping in your phone for more potential customers.
I like Mikey's idea, but setting up a blowbang for her in the VIP (without her knowledge, natch) could get interesting for her.
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10 years ago
You really don't have to go into extreme details. Just give us a checklist. I'm sure we can fill in the rest. Are you talking maybe about some severely sick stuff with...?
a) BDSM
b) puppies and kittens
c) sock puppets
d) things that could get you shanked your first night in a prison's general population
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10 years ago
One time, I suggested 2pm for an OTC with a dancer. She said, "So early?" We pushed it back to 3; it seemed to make her a little more content. She was still about 15-20 minutes late though.
But I can empathize with them. I'm a night owl myself and usually don't get to bed until about 6am.
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10 years ago
Good luck with that. Hope she's not expecting you to dance at some nursing home. And remember, if they want any of that there funny business, make them pay up front <g>
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10 years ago
Sounds like she's starting to take you for granted, that you're becoming her lap dog. A couple of dancers have texted me before, letting me know they were bored, bored, bored. I'd text them back, give the appropriate sympathies for boredom, and let them know that I'm literally hundreds of miles away so I couldn't swing by. Never heard from them after that.
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10 years ago
"Filthy fifths"?
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10 years ago
"TJ Street Hookers." Great. Now I can't help but picture William Shatner working undercover as a street walker in TJ.
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10 years ago
Have fun, John, and good luck. And be sure to share some of those stories -- some of us poor bastards have to live vicariously through the rest of you <g>
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10 years ago
Jestrite, one of the things the guy stole was the woman's cell phone. The woman then used her mother's cell to call her own cell to demand the return of her stuff.
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10 years ago
Footballguy, I agree with the other guys -- it could be a lot of stripper speak; it could be sex is her promotional way to get you hooked on her; it could be she actually likes you. There are any number of possibilities, but one other option I'm going to throw out there is that she might be getting drugged, possibly by a bartender or one of the other dancers. Some drugs lower the inhibitions and cause some degree of amnesia. Any idea if any of her co-workers are experiencing the same thing?
Whatever the situation actually is, good luck, man. I really do hope things work out for the best.
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10 years ago
No, but real estate sales over there might be <g>
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I'd probably avoid dancers calling themselves The Steve Miller Band, Jethro Tull, Beastie Boys, and Trans-Siberian Orchestra.
If they named themselves after songs, "Thriller," "Blue Bayou," and "Eleanor Rigby" might be pretty good. "The Streak" and "Purple People Eater" could be sure signs the dancer has a fun sense of humor.
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10 years ago
Shadow, unless we catch a dancer just when she's coming on shift, aren't we all pretty much guaranteed sloppy seconds?
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10 years ago
"Could you turn back around and hold still for a second please? I didn't get that coupon code for the Chinese take-out across the street."
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10 years ago
Eman might actually be a girl, too. First thing I wanted to ask in his "ME" thread was if he was Lena, considering just how he introduced himself.
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10 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
"Who" could be the beginnings of an embarrassing Abbott and Costello routine.
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10 years ago
John, physically, she sounds incredible, especially if she has blue eyes. I don't remember you mentioning that.
But, to me, it also sounds too good to be true. Her first week stripping, her first time in VIP -- and you get to do all of *that* with her -- and from the sounds of it, she was perfectly comfortable with all of it? She just sounds a little too experienced.
I really do hope it works out, but that little voice in the back of my head is saying she might be setting you up, possibly as a potential sugar daddy.
Good luck, man.
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10 years ago
Last I remember, Sabrina Johnson has the record at 2000.
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10 years ago
Jestrite, normally Minneapolis is a lot more laid back than this, but, sadly, it does happen. Y'know, I don't think I'll be stopping by Augie's Doggies next time I'm in the Twin Cities.
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10 years ago
Zipman, at the time, Schieks was probably the most upscale SC in the Twin Cities, so a gourmet chef wouldn't've been out of line. 'Sides, I think it was a server who told me that, and we know no employee of a strip club would ever exaggerate anything.
MrDeuce, I remember several years ago, before Brad's went from neighborhood club to upscale, they'd grill some burgers and brats outside some nights. Those were some really good burgers, too. Might have to try their food again next time I'm in Indy.
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10 years ago
Shark, the delivery person might be able to avoid exposure if the isolated person paid for everything beforehand by credit card. The delivery person could then just take everything to the door and call the isolated person before he leaves, or he could even just ring the doorbell and run. It's no guarantee, but it could lower the risk of exposure.
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10 years ago
Robin Meade on HLN.
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10 years ago
Nuts, it's already been two months since my last strip club visit.