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10 years ago
Pasta at at Strip ClubI used to really enjoy the burgers at Schieks back in the Twin Cities; thought they were among the best in the area. Then they got a five-star gourmet chef and the quality of the burgers plummeted.
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10 years ago
She's texting while I'm going down on herSJG, could always turn the VIP areas into Faraday cages.
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10 years ago
joke of the eveningOh, and, Clubber, I'm guessing you don't understand what a nickname is either.
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10 years ago
She's texting while I'm going down on herActual face-to-face relationships are sadly becoming a thing of the past, I think. On some level, kids are probably thinking they have greater intimacy (and probably more bravado) through e-communications than when they're facing someone.
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10 years ago
ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Good porn ruined -- just me?Naw. I sometimes try to catch a step-whatever clip. They can be a bit humorous and still risqué.
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10 years ago
Goodbye My CF, I Have To End It Before I Lose My SanityEloquent, heartfelt. I don't know what else to say, but, "Wow."
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10 years ago
joke of the eveningClubber
Yes, I f$%#ing know he's technically not a "junior." I -- and many people I know -- have always referred to him as "Junior" and "George Junior." Nuts, I'm not a junior either, and a lot of people have called me "junior."
Now go f$%# your fool!
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10 years ago
OT: Guardians of the Galaxy Soundtrack and the return of 70's era classic rockI really couldn't get into Guardians. A big part of that might've been the bar that Whedon set with The Avengers and all of the over-hype that led up to Guardians. I thought the best acting of all of them came from Rocket and Groot. I remember the comics from the '70s, too; I halfway expected Vance Astro to be the leader of the group again.
Mikeya02, Thanos has been in one or two of the movies. He was in one of those quick scenes during the closing credits of The Avengers, and I want to say he was in another one during the closing credits of Guardians (I just don't remember that well).
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10 years ago
joke of the eveningClubber -- George W. Bush, easily one of the dullest pencils in the box. If he had even a teaspoon of sense, he wouldn't have started the wars in the Middle East, which became prime recruiting campaigns for Al-Quaeda (sp?) and ISIS. Sure, Hussein was a corrupt and evil bastard, but he was a necessary one because he kept a pretty tight lid on things.
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10 years ago
Club features on reviewsI didn't even know that the reviewers could update that information. Gonna have to remember that for next time.
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10 years ago
Waitress TipsI'd tip. The guy's filling in as a server, and servers get tipped...typically.
There was only one time I stiffed a server at a strip club. I was there three or four hours, and she only got my drinks for me, maybe, twice. The other three or four times, I went to the bar to get them myself. It was a slow night at the club; she had customers at probably three tables in a section of about twenty tables. I saw her in her section sporadically; what I saw her doing most was standing at the rail of her section, her back to her customers as she watched the stage shows. Nuts, I had even ordered some food and she got that wrong, too. Then when it came time to sign for my tab, she had the audacity to ask why she didn't get a tip. Yeah, I gave her a detailed list of reasons why.
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10 years ago
Quality vs QuantityIf I made six figures a year, I'd probably consider it -- just once -- just to see what it's like, but the big problem for me is that as soon as one fantasy fades, another appears.
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10 years ago
So...a dancer fell asleep on mePlayer, if that guy is fucking them after they fall asleep, what he's doing is raping them. Very not cool!
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10 years ago
joke of the eveningI think that same joke could work with George, Jr.
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10 years ago
So...a dancer fell asleep on meIt sounds like she's really comfortable with you. She might've also had a really long and hard day, to boot.
A dancer kept nodding off on me a few years ago. She was even trying to drink a Red Bull at the time.
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10 years ago
Today's stripper jokesBoooooo <g>
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10 years ago
Cops: Man masturbated with stuffed animal at Walmart in FloriduhHe couldn't take it to dinner and a movie first? Geez, what a cheap bastard.
Had a similar situation back when I was a manager trainee at a mainstream bookstore in the Mall of America. A week or two after Christmas, a freak of nature jerked off on a 15-year-old girl's jacket, a jacket she had just gotten from her grandmother for Christmas. Yeah, that was a fun situation to deal with.
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10 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Current SC scene in your area ?There are only two within an hours' drive of here, neither of which is worth my time or money.
The first is very over-priced and nothing but air dances (nuts, I'm not going to shell out $125 for 15 minutes in their VIP room for that). The other was an overpriced dive bar that gave dive strip bars a bad name; I don't see it listed here or on stripclublist any more, so I have a feeling it's probably closed down.
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10 years ago
Girl Twerks Her Breasts to MozartI love it! Even if she didn't give me a lap dance, I'd still have to tip her for that routine!
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10 years ago
Dominant vs. Submissive?I have to agree with Doctor D, too, although the way he's describing dominance, it really sounds a lot more like confidence and charisma.
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10 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Subliminal Review"The last time I was in there"? Just how many times has she been in this club? And how many of those times were with her husband?
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10 years ago
Favorite Cinematic or Literary Strip ClubClub Chubby, the go-go/strip club in "My Name is Earl." A guy just couldn't argue with Catalina.
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10 years ago
Dominant vs. Submissive?I don't see it as dominant or submissive but as participating or spectating. In the no-touch clubs, it's definitely spectating; in the hands-on clubs, it's as much as the agreed-upon boundaries will allow between the parties involved; and then there's the spectrum of everything in-between.
And it's really a matter of perspective, too. A few years ago, I went back for a couple bed dances with a very attractive dancer. Beforehand, she was pretty touchy, trying to hold my arm or my hand, pretty much not letting go, and the same after. When we were done, she said she enjoyed dominating me. Me, I took her actions as needy and clingy.
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10 years ago
azddOn the prowl in Tucson and Phoenix
She must be a stripper, right?@Azdd, good luck, man. Let's hope that guy doesn't say she was his sister or daughter or something equally awkward.
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10 years ago
Today's List For All You BangersDon't forget librarians and teachers.
And for me, All Of The Above (except strippers). I tend to get automatically friend-zoned and knocked out of the running.