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9 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Things are only as clear as I want them to be.
And you did say "a stripper like JS69." lol
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9 years ago
The moral oral dancer. Gotta love it.
Praise the Strip Club Gods, they share with us these righteous and unrepentant dancers!
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9 years ago
"I stopped wearing dresses to strip clubs"
Geez, I hope you're wearing something to the clubs, Joe.
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9 years ago
I have. Those ladies had some damn nice asses and a couple of them really knew how to move on the stage.
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9 years ago
No, but with luck, I hope to see at least 50 clubs by the time I'm 87.
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9 years ago
I don't know anything about the area, but good luck with the surgery and the recovery, man.
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9 years ago
Just to get a better idea, would you classify Christina Hendricks as a brick house, thick, voluptuous, or something else?
https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1536&bih=747&q=christina+hendricks&oq=%22Christina+&gs_l=img.1.1.0l10.1740.5895.0.8424.13.12.1.0.0.0.214.1525.1j8j2.11.0....0...1ac.1.64.img..2.11.1447.p3Rcaz83scQ
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9 years ago
John, you mentioned she has a girlfriend. Is this just a "friend" friend or is she maybe exploring a lesbian relationship? You also said that you two were just texting, so I'm wondering if that was really your redheaded DS on the other end or maybe her girlfriend stringing you along. A similar situation happened to me years ago, when a girl from Florida visited her escort friend in the Twin Cities and got a hold of that escort's phone list. Next thing I knew, I was getting phone calls from an escort I didn't know and didn't contact.
Seriously, John, I wouldn't even consider going to dinner with her. She's burned you once already -- and bad. What's to stop her from doing it again? Especially if she finds another wealthier and probably more pliable sugar daddy to spoil her rotten?
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9 years ago
Some A-list escorts were known to have monthly parties for some of their more regular and more reliable clients. I heard that they got busted though.
One dancer invited me to an after-hours party some of the dancers threw at the club they work at. Fortunately -- or unfortunately, I'm not sure which -- I had to hit the road and couldn't attend.
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9 years ago
I think every woman's ass is bigger than mine, so, yes, yes, I would.
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9 years ago
Definitely like that splash of freckles. Sort of adds a "girl next door" quality to her. I just hope that isn't a surgical scar I see on her right breast; things like that get real distracting for me.
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9 years ago
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mjx01Aspiring Global Hound
George, did you see her in "Sin City: A Dame to Kill For?" Craptacular movie, but she made for some nice scenery.
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9 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
"I am prepared to drop the equivalent of a house payment on a stripper like JS69"
JS69 is a stripper? And you're ready to drop the equivalent of a house payment on him?
Ew. But at least John can squirrel away some cash for those upcoming alimony payments.
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9 years ago
Could always drag two beer cans around with you, one you're drinking from, the other empty and to use as a spittoon.
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9 years ago
I'm either back in my hotel room by midnight or 1am, or I'm closing the club, which sometimes isn't until 3 or 4am, depending on the club and the city. So far, I haven't been shot yet either (knock on wood).
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9 years ago
If April was natural, I wouldn't argue with $300. It's the market average for the Twin Cities. Same thing with that Julianna -- she's cute enough, but $300 would be the max.
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9 years ago
Why does all of this sound like pornographic sitcom hijinks from The Brady Bunch? Greg vs. Marcia -- who will score the most dates for prom -- and keep them all?
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9 years ago
I'm smart and funny and handsome -- and that was before I even said, "Hi."
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9 years ago
Sorry to hear that they're stepping back. I can understand FarmerArt needing to tend to health issues -- I hope he gets better -- but, geez, I thought Clubber had a thicker skin than that. Nuts, how often did he like razzing posters, especially the newbies?
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9 years ago
I don't about buying the ladies. Renting them, for some on an hourly basis, definitely, but not buying.
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9 years ago
Good luck!
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9 years ago
103 and still going strong? Very cool indeed.
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9 years ago
Grand, I've had my best luck at DG. ITC, it was mostly on dayshift, and some OTC on nights.
KOD: I like because it does have that blue-collar neighborhood feel to it, making it a bit more relaxing for me. Plus, Claudia gives a great neck and shoulder massage.
Downtown Cabaret: Agree it would probably by the classiest club in the Cities.
The Seville: Last I remember, it was pretty damn nice, almost on the order of Downtown Cabaret.
Spearmint Rhino: Haven't been there yet.
Rick's: This is supposed to an upper-scale club, too, but I really hated the layout of the place. Last I remember, it was L-shaped, which made it real tough to find a spot to watch as much of the club as possible. Haven't been there in probably 20 years.
Deja Vu: Used to be one of the more hands-on clubs, but they installed cameras all over the place a few years ago.
Choice: Again, haven't been there in about 20 years because the place just didn't impress me. Heard there were some crackdowns there, so who knows what the mileage might be like and how much it might cost.
Augie's: Another place I haven't been to in at least 20 years. There's also a reason I can't help but call it "Augie's Doggies."
BJ's: Pretty much the definition of a neighborhood dive bar -- but with topless women. Lap dances are along a back wall in uncomfortable chairs that look like they were bought at a hotel liquidation sale; that area's typically called "Perv Row."
Lamplighter: Like a buddy said, "Nothing like a wanding to make you feel welcome." Nude dances on a stage behind a glass wall. Heard that they've started tableside bikini dances, but again, it's been a good 20 years since I've been there. Just a suggestion: don't eat anything there.
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Yeah, the new format is cumbersome. The region pages could be cleaned up so much by removing the repeated use of "Strip Clubs" and just using the region or state names. And like you guys said, having clubs sectioned off by city was a whole lot easier to scan than cumbersome format of "Strip Club, State" throughout the whole page.