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I’ve exchanged texts with a couple, but haven’t been to see them in person -yet.

I had plans to meet my ATF at a Super 8 hotel. I would get the room and she would call me for the room number. As I was checking in I realized I had left my cell phone at home and I was a 90 minute drive away. I got to my room, used the hotel room phone, called my wife (who had been led to believe I was playing poker), told her to not answer my phone if it rang and then reached my ATF giving her the room #. The following morning my wife asked how I had made out. Won some, lost some - no major damage, says I. Then, “why’d you call me from a Super 8 last night if you were playing poker?” Damned caller ID! She knew but just shook her head.

I believe that postings in VIP will not show up in an internet search, whereas others can be found if someone is looking for Warrior15.

Two reactions: A friend had been spending 10’s of thousands on OTC with strippers. On SA the second luncheon meet he met a 34 year old widow with two teenagers. She owned her home and worked a 9 to 5 job which paid the bills. He now gives her $3000 per month. Their agreement is for dinner & sex 5 times per month and an occasional movie, play, or other activity. She has a weekday off so they meet at her house those days and he has an unoccupied apartment above his office or a hotel. He loves it. He’s about 6 months into it and says I’m a fool to keep playing the strip club game. She said up front no anal and everything else is okay. 2. On his recommendation I went on SA. For the first week all seemed to be pretty far away. I finally found one whose pictures looked good and I said I’d pick her up for dinner.She had clearly gained 75 lbs. since the photos, asked if we could skip dinner, go to my place and fuck. I’m not interested in tub 𝙄𝙍𝙎 but she offered BBBJCIM for which I’m a sucker. $200 and she swallowed. A week later she called me asking if we could do the same. I declined and she offered $150. No thanks. Some good ; some not so good.

Patriots are playing in Houston tonight: A Boston Sportswriter mentioned that overall the Pats are 10-1 with an average score of 32.5 -19.0. It was also in Houston where the Pats won the Super Bowl in 2004 (#2 for Brady - Belichek). It’s also where the 2018 Red Sox eliminated the Astros in game 5 of the ALCS, where Larry Bird won his first NBA Championship, and where Roger Clemens learned to throw a fastball. And it is the home of the Houston Texans, “a sometimes formidable football team that is constitutionally incapable of beating the NE Patriots”. Vegas has the Pats by 3. I’ll say Pats by 6. I think Charlie Brown is kicking those pesky PAT’s.

I had a “date” last night and received the following text before getting to her apartment: So - I know you and I made arrangements to involve ourselves in physical activities tonight - but I want to specifically say which activities I’m actually about tonight - only because there is this guy I’m seeing that - I am sexually active with and so because of that I’m not interested in having actual sex - anything else I’m fine with - just not the actual sex part you know - only because I just don’t want to cross that line with this other person - Sure enough - DATY, BBBJCIM, body massage, but no fucking. Ok, I understand, but only cuz I’m 47 years older the I

AND::: you’ve got another entire month. At the same rate you’ll break 60. That’s impressive (and expensive)

You generally get what you pay for...

My mention of the bank issue was illustrative of a problem. I can give lessons on various methods of wasting money on strippers. The issue described herein is actually simplified to avoid writing a book. There were actually 3 strippers involved, 2 banks, and 3 checking accounts. PayPal double charged me for a transaction and I’m in contact with them trying to rectify the problem. The bank cancelled three of the overdraft charges today after I showed them that my overdraft protection applied to two accounts.

Good joke. Thank you.

She’s coming to my house Saturday evening and going home on Sunday. No money will change hands. Draw your own conclusions.

Once again, the bank story was there to illustrate the use of the phrase. I did find a reference to pre- WW II where if a person had been broke as a result of a mistake one might say “fuck the dog (and sell the puppies). After WW II this got changed to “Screw the pooch”. Apparently it was said to Gus Grissom during initial astronaut training. Tom Wolfe picked it up and used it in his book The Right Stuff (1979)

The story about the loan was only to give proper setting for use of the idiom.

I think fun_loving_fella has the best answer - emulate the airlines Think of the add ones dancers could add: Do you want a chair or couch? Do you want us to wipe down the previous occupant’s leftovers? Shall I take my bra off? Motorboat? It boggles the mind as to what could supplement current pricing model.

I once was given a green light from a speech pathologist and as I began going down on her she hopped up and ran to the bathroom. She returned and she loved being eaten. I believe I set my own personal best at about an hour and we then went on to have her return the pleasure and we both fell asleep. I awoke about 6:00 and barely made it to work on a quick cup of coffee but couldn’t get an awful numbing taste out of my mouth. My tongue was dead and before noon I stopped in to see my paramour. She said, “I wonder if the spermicide I put in while in the bathroom might be the problem?”

I tend toward classic beauty. ‘56 Corvette, Sophia Loren, Monticello, 300sl gullwing coupe, Brigitte Bardot, Lake Tahoe.....

I have two daughters who both are well educated successful career women. They both have stay at home husbands who have chosen to be with the pre-school kids. Do you think this works?

She called me about 3 a.m. (EST), and was filling out paperwork at Crazy Horse III and going right to work. The gal she’s traveling with was offered daytime work and left. I’m sure she’’ll text or call when her shift ends. It’s a good thing they split up because not surprisingly, they’re at each other’s throats. I want to thank those who offered advice based on your knowledge. As I read a post, I’d text the info to her and a couple of reviews. She texted back that it was very helpful and she wishes she had asked me sooner.

I did a lengthy post several years ago when I’d been “pursuing her” in the club. We enjoyed each other’s company, did one hour Champagne Rooms and other than one time with a HJ and DATY things were not progressing. I did dozens of lap dances with 2 way contact but she kept saying no to OTC. Finally, she told me she needed $2000 in dental work & if I’d pay it she’d be my sex slave for 24 hours. We’ve been pretty good friends since but intimacies are few and far between. She has not been dancing consistently for several years and has made it clear that she’s trying to have a completely civilian life. I respect that but it’s too bad.

I sent her $60 for shits & giggles but told her no more. Thanks for the information. She’s in my pics as CF.

The entire issue of age and social intercourse is at the front of my agenda. I became a widower at 72 and am now 74. I live in a condo community of residents over 55. To widows in their 60’s and 70’s I guess I’m a catch. For 10 years my only social interaction with women has been with strippers/whores in their 20’s or early 30’s. My wife had a form of Alzheimer’s and there were women in the support group I attended but that was such a narrow topic. I’ve tried to enjoy the company of women closer to my age but trust me, they don’t know SnapChat. Frankly, putting aside sex as a factor, I’ve got very little in common with these older women. I’ve had two lunch “dates” with different women in the past week; one in her late 60’s another 72. We talked politics, housing, vacations, etc., but I was bored silly. I’m not stupid enough to think the young hotties are interested in much beyond my wallet, but when we say they frequently have “father issues” we’re not making it up. I have two women that I’m close with right now, one 27 and the other 34. Neither had any type of positive male role models growing up and once you get by the day to day BS, they are looking for advice and direction. I’m not saying I’m stopping to see older women, but the younger ones keep me feeling young.

What’s the difference between alcohol & weed? Five drunk guys start a fight. Five stoned guys start a band.

Natalee.007 is an IG model I’ve been following. She is Russian as is her photographer, Mavrin. She has 2.6 million followers. Mavrin has over 3 million and there’s links to other impossibly gorgeous women. They post photos from all over the world and frankly, it’s a different world from what I know. I used to question whether these were real women in that they’re unreal to look at. Natalee frequently has see through clothing or none at all. SMH

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My first job was a paper route at age 14. I had 7 different newspapers and started by buying a route of 38 customers and grew it to about 60 customers. I’ve never been a good saver, living life for enjoying today ( for tomorrow we may die). I had a career with a decent salary and started investing in a tax sheltered index fund, but then spent a quarter million educating my kids, retired with a healthy pension (about $80k). My best friend died when we were 57. Another good friend from college was very penurious, retired at age 58 with about $3mm saved. He stroked out 6 months later. His widow is enjoying it now. Around age 60 I started spending on strippers. I worked 1/2 time for $50k and this allowed me to spend close to $1000 a week on clubs & strippers. I thought I’d be dead by now. My wife had Alzheimer’s and I quit work & took care of her and cut way back on strippers. My wife died, my savings are all gone and I’ve got my pension which covers expenses and allows $400 - $500 a month for strippers. I might live another 10 years or drop dead tonight. Now interestingly I’ve had some contact with widows looking for companionship ( and one who says she’s looking for a little action). I’m giving some thought to whether there might be a source of funding there. The rumor is that you can’t take it with you.