Comments by Chemicaltoilet (page 2)

sounds like you have ED or are gay... or both...

If tattoos are a deal breaker, perhaps you have chosen the wrong hobby. Lighten up bro!

I think azdd made a great reply to this thread. PLEASE listen to his advice, it may save ur ass! Good luck and congrats on your happiness!

I had a girl recently forget that she gave me 2 dances less than an hour earlier in the night. I've also had girls remember me a year later. Some of them are just so out of it or just don't give a shit.

Girls in that part of Florida are really hot, and really trashy. Sounds like a recipe for success :P

You can't lose what you never really had in the first place

I have ignored everyone except for Dougster and juicebox69... #YOLO

Why does this bother you so much? In fact, if you're tipping and others aren't, it makes you look better in comparison to the dancers. MY pet peeve is when some guy spends MORE than me on the girl I want dances from, not less.

your "shorthand" is fucking confusing. Next time just write $200

Of all things to copy paste, did you really take shit from stripperweb?

Juice forever!!! Alucard's just jealous of the Juiceman's swag

Good luck sir!

Holy fuck, I never realized how creepy it looks when you smile in a mug shot.

Judging from the guys here, they probably had a dancer and escort at their Thanksgiving dinner...

she could post on reddit.com/r/gonewild for something tame to start

So higher rating means the girl is hotter? This is truly revolutionary. Thank you for posting

I'm a lurker but I love the juice man!

You have to check out Tootsie's Cabaret or Scarlett's Cabaret. These in my opinion are the two best clubs in Miami by a long shot. The prices are the same, $25 per song in the lap dance area. Scarlett's has hotter girls overall but Tootsie's will give you higher mileage. Try them both out, you'll find something to like.

1) Kate Upton 2) Scarlett Johansson 3) Emma Watson

Wow, a wealth of info here. Props to you Mr. Juice!

Very detailed an informative review!

I almost shed a tear... powerful writing! thank you for sharing this with us dude!