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9 years ago
Johnsmith69 - Did your dog die?
Omg that was freaking hilarious!
I wish they haven't redacted the names of the strippers... I probably know some of them. ;)
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9 years ago
What's your favorite thing that a Stripper has said to you this week?
"I want to tear you apart..."
"And your friend too."
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F681SZ7rXmQ
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9 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
A new TUSCL member?
He'd sure fit right in with all us PL's.
He already knows how to make it rain, I'm sure...
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9 years ago
Animal House: which Tuscl members when they were young could play these guys?
Any of the crotchety guys on TUSCL who bitch and complain, can't take a joke and don't have a sense of humor could play Dean Wormer. lol.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iKS0GVvoE9I
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9 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Spring is here: Lawn Mower Shopping
Zero turns are awesome.
I'd look on Craigslist first to see what you can get used before buying new.
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9 years ago
Porn
1) Madison Ivy
1a) Jenna Jameson in her prime.
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9 years ago
Any of you greet your favorite strippers like this?
He looks hungry. I hope he didn't eat that behind...
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9 years ago
gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
Show me the way to go home
Lord, I'm wasted... And can't find my way home...
Fantastic song. Great to chill out and unwind to.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VT-SFgkVlno
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9 years ago
gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
Show me the way to go home
Maybe he got stuck in one of those round-abouts and doesn't know how to get out?
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9 years ago
OTC with 60 year old stripper
Wow.
Since JS has said he was in his mid 50's... And you said his mom was a 60 year old stripper, Thet must mean his mom got pregnant around 5 years old?
Weird.... lol.
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9 years ago
Any celebs you'd like to punch in the face?
None.
Could care less about so called celebrities. As I just ignore them.
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9 years ago
Never get married
Couldn't agree more.
Never have had as much fun as I do now that I'm no longer married.
Don't do it.
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9 years ago
how many years have you been visiting strip clubs ?
Only got serious about it the last 4 or 5 years.
Previous to that I hadn't visited a club since the 90's.
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9 years ago
OT: Worst fake boobs ever
Better call Saul.
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9 years ago
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Erin Andrews - $155 Million More Wealthy?
We should all feel better about ourselves.
I can almost guarantee not one of us pathetic losers has ever had to pay that much to a girl to see her naked.
(Well... Maybe John Smith has. But he can afford it).
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9 years ago
flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
Please wish me well
Good luck to you also.
I've just recently accepted a new job after looking for quite a while. I think the job market is starting to look up as it seems like recently there have been more recruiters looking for people...at least in my line of work.
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9 years ago
Donald Trump
I could never support a POTUS candidate who was so bad at running his business that he had to declare bankruptcy not once, not twice, not three times, but 4 times.
Everyone makes mistakes, so I could see 1 time and learn from it.
But 4 times is someone abusing the system for their own personal benefit.
You really want this guy in charge of our countries finances?
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9 years ago
Dancers wearing glitter.
I used to get it all over my dress shirts from one certain dancer I was seeing inside the club.
I just took the shirts to the dry cleaners.
Although, one time I noticed they didn't get it all off especially under the sleeves. That wasn't cool.
But, yeah, now I tend to avoid strippers with a lot of glitter on. Hopefully it's a dying fad.
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9 years ago
Type loser.com in your browser...
Why did I get a picture of Action Bronson eating chicken wings?
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9 years ago
Cocaine and Strippers
Yep. H, oxy/pills and weed are more in use in the clubs by me.
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9 years ago
Florida strip club waitress, 29, performed oral sex on 15-year-old boy in teen’s
I love Flori-duh.
Why didn't things like this happen to us when we were 15?
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9 years ago
Advice from the older members to the younger members of TUSCL
Marry a rich widow or divorcee.
If that's not possible... Hit the lottery.
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9 years ago
Squawk! Update on the glorious cat revolution
I really hope the glorious cat revolution eats all the talentless wanna be rappers and mean humorless fucks on this site. And anyone who acts like an asshole to any of the few girls who might post on this sausagefest of a site, be forever shunned.
That would be the so awesome, we could all bask in the new feline world order then.
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9 years ago
What states allow you to touch boobies and butts during regular lap dances?
We're actually all virgins here.
Well... Except for SJG.
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9 years ago
DS Sex Story Part 1: John Finds a New Orifice"but I doubt that many of our posters are really into freaky sexual activities, as those types tend to be loners and most of the guys and gals are more sociable."
You guys do know that SJG posts here all the time... Right?
lol. ;)