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8 years ago
Livin' la vida loca....
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8 years ago
Hot coffee smells like ass. So I can see why you crave it.
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8 years ago
Motor home owners. Definately get the best lap dances.
Girls love to hear about your golf game too.
And old grey sweatpants. Turns the strippers on.
And if you have a comb over, that helps also.
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8 years ago
Dead men tell no tales.
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8 years ago
^^^^ It was cold out. Shrinkage.
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8 years ago
She didn't mention anything about gravy. Or living in mom's basement.
Flawed research I say. lol
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8 years ago
Yeah, just 2 hours?
He's a guppy.
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8 years ago
Name on card should be: Jack Mehoff.
That way you can introduce yourself and get right to bidnezz...
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8 years ago
Juice couldn't afford the bus fare.
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8 years ago
IHOP has blue... Berry waffles.
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8 years ago
Cut your losses and be thankful she didn't take more. Use it as a learning experience to never let it happen again when you hear a stripper's sob story in the club.
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8 years ago
To Shailynn's point, they have to have daddy issues also....
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I'm confused... lol.
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8 years ago
I'd be furious if I attended a bachelor party and there WASN'T strippers at it...
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8 years ago
^^^ What's the joke about a moped?
Mopeds are like fat strippers.... They are fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you...
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8 years ago
3-5pm is what? Noon to 2pm on the East coast?
Maybe it's his lunch time? Or maybe when he wakes up?
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8 years ago
Don't forget the white suit and the Chacken Fingers!
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8 years ago
Another reason to like the Afternoon shift @ the club and (get there early in the selection process) for your girl of choice to avoid such things.
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8 years ago
To each their own I suppose.
I had thought about escorts at one point. But it always seemed to me I would prefer to know what I'm getting. And SC provided that for me.
But I suppose others are able to find a nitch for the escorts. I just preferred the clubs.
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8 years ago
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Jascoimr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
Nair near your balls???
Don't know about nair, but I once accidently got Icy/Hot too close to my balls while treating a groin muscle pull from football.
I highly recommend you keep any kind of ointment or spray away from your balls. It's painful! I learned the hard way how painful it can be!
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Way too white/pale for me.
Get out in the sun once in a while!!!
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8 years ago
None that I know of.
Came close with Nina one time (before I knew she posted on here). My friend did some dances with her. He told me she was non-extra, so I passed. ;)
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Fuck/That
Good/Luck
Money/Gone
Life/Screwed
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8 years ago
You're right. That never happened to me.
I've paid for more things than I care to admit or remember. Was never repaid, either in cash or free sex. But then again, I never expected to be repaid with either one.