I'll bet this has never happened to you before

Last night about 5:00 I got a call from a dancer I've known for many years. She had lost her phone and needed an Uber to get to work. I agreed and she got to work on time ($30.57). At 1:15 I was awakened by another call from her on another borrowed phone. She said she'd had a good night ( over a $1000) but a cab would be about $100 and could I order her another Uber ($31.00). This afternoon she called and asked for one more Uber to go get her phone at the guy's apartment where she left it. I agreed ($15.25). Tonight I got a text from her with a Western Union number which I went and picked up $100 which she sent me. A stripper repaid me with a tip. That's a first in my experience.