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9 years ago
promescent it's called. I don't use it anymore but buy a sample size if you want. You may like it.
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9 years ago
5 hours WTF? That's not cool, that's overwhelming. Imaging being a woman getting smashed for 5 hours straight? That shit can get painful after a while. Either she's lying or they have taken multiple breaks. There's a spray out there that can help you last longer (not ejaculate as fast). It's generally for those with ED, but man I used it and I lasted an entire hour and a half. I usually last half an hour, sometimes 45 minutes. But generally for me, if I haven't cum after 30 minutes, sex then becomes a chore, which is boring.
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9 years ago
Oh yeah I remember this skit. That's the chappelle skit where he was blind but thought he was white. HILFUCKINGLARIOUS.
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9 years ago
thanks for the link GACA because I didn't kknow who the hell you were talking about.
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
@rockstar666 I agree with you man. If I went clubbing starting out rich, I would have been poor in a month. Glad I also started going when I was broke and had to learn how to take care of myself for the first time. We lucked out rockstar. I thank tuscl for all the knowledge it provides.
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I read the first paragraph and I was already LMAO. Let me actually read the rest......
I finished the post reading and LMAO WHAT A FUCKING FAILURE. How many times have dougster said this? JUST ASK LMAO
@motorhead haha hilarious.
4got2wipe, I'm sorry but that was a blast well earned. You been here how long and make that kind of fail mistake? What a loser.
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9 years ago
....I'm sick now. I hate you Shadowcat for making me throw up.
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9 years ago
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ItsmytimeI’ve had enough and I can’t take it any more
....I'm sure she just didn't want to kick you out prematurely to lose her money. You sir, are beyond bold.
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9 years ago
If the penis is not actually ENGULFED entirely where it's clearly visible, then its not an extra. that means it must have room for the girl to manuver it freely like a joystick (even with condoms)
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9 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Ignorance is a powerful in the aluminum hat club. I'm guessing we all saw the article about Obama changing the mountain name from McKinley
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9 years ago
WHenever I barely have the time, I play Age of Empire 1&2
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9 years ago
It's fake
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/porn-star-madeline-madison-suing-brother-10475697.html
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9 years ago
What if they come up to you and immedietely ask for a dance? And every stripper in the club does that? How do you reel them into good conversation then?
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9 years ago
A-Am I drunk and high at the same time sipping champagne on an airplane? DOH!. I better be to fuck an ugly chick.
Obese and pimply with no sign of attempted fixing (makeup is not a fix, its a non-sticking band-aid) is too ugly to fuck. At that point once her pants come off, I will lose my drunken stupor in an INSTANT!
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9 years ago
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minnowAny place that interests me.
Plus it was restaurant week so they must have gotten a deal but we still racked up the bill.
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9 years ago
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minnowAny place that interests me.
Never head of the Brazilian Churrascarias. Is that a Cali thing? An absolute terrible expensive chain (which everyone knows of but few go to) is Cipriani. Or at the very least the one in NY. Their steaks are god awful and bland. You pretty much pay to stare at your date in the delicate lighting of a room with cheap cooking. I was fortunately lucky enough to go there as a guest because I couldn't STOMACH overpaying such ludicrous amounts for small cuts and less attentive cooking. The best thing about it is the decorative plating they do with the food.
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9 years ago
But the best is IS the hard way. Even jimmy agrees.
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9 years ago
and excerpt from the article:
"How could they possibly have found the time or funding for an in-depth study of dry humping?" DeParle added. "I'm certain we didn't commission this."
I'm also certain it doesn't exist?
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9 years ago
@mikeya02 yeah you're a cool kat. I would have taken said fork and stabbed her hand if she EVER tried to play games with me by pulling away my food. Feeding me is one thing. Teasing me with food in her hand is entrance into the danger zone.
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9 years ago
You found it fun to have you hands cleaned by someone? Ok, I guess everyone has their childish quirks. Never heard that one before but hey, old people have their own version of fun I suppose.
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9 years ago
doctor approved for disease free sex.
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9 years ago
@corvus "If we change our habits the bastards win. Remember for sure, but live your life."
which bastards do you refer to? There are a bunch of bastards everyone's fighting against these days!
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9 years ago
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minnowAny place that interests me.
ABSOLUTELY...NOT worth it. Their high end because 1) their in high end areas of interest: NYC upper Manhattan (not harlem), Los Angeles, Las Vegas, etc, etc. 2)they provide EXEMPLARY atmosphere that no downtown location can offer, due to the overpopulation of lower class-homeless people there and 3) their rent is through the roof in comparison to your mortgage and that's comparing to an upper-middleclassman.
Their steaks are bird food compared to even Applebee's and their portions are known to be garbAGE. Their not that hard to cook "quality"(???) medium rare-medium well steak. They just have such a hard time because they have so many orders and half of them are adjusted orders to what's on the menu. That and chef's in high established restaurants have an ego to match a CEO in a lexus. They think that their mere presense let alone cooking food for you should be revered and yet bitch about how shitty the manager treats them.
You're personally better off cooking your meal at home. If you prep ahead of time (that's the luxury of a chef in the kitchen, ingredients are an arm's lenght away on a heated stove/grill), it should take you no more than 20 minutes top. This is considering that you're cooking a medium-whatever steak with basic sides, fancy visuals not included.
I don't know where the OP lives, but in most of the most revered of revered cities, any high end restaurant, or even a diner, you go to, they're not giving you a lot of steak for even $30. They'll give you thin piece of steak only a starving African child (please forgive me for the crude comparison) could appreciate. Not even the 150lb American man can be satisfied without a bunch of sides....on the side.
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9 years ago
Never had that problem. But I use an anti-virus that is worth the money that I didn't spend (knew a guy in a computer store) and I believe it when it prevents me from entering a website with malware issues. That and I don't download porn on this PC. Get either ESet Nod32 or Kasperky. If they say a site is dangerous, believe it.
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9 years ago
@nemesisk7 stuff like this doesn't seem to make this worth it to go to Mexico anymore just for some "better" tits and ass.