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9 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
@johnsmith Enormous natural breast? Was she at least OK in the face, because if so, I can't blame you. How often do you come across ENORMOUS NATURAL breasts? Get it while you can my man.
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9 years ago
I wish organized porn sites would go this route. The companies need a reality check for being so racist. But a strange world is a strange world.
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9 years ago
if you dropped from multimillion readers to a now meager 800k, what makes you think barring nudity is going to bring up those numbers. Hugh ol' buddy, I know you're old now and don't give a fuck what happens in the world anymore but you're burning bridges with your employees and the few remaining readers you have left fast. I was born in 91 so I can't say I honestly purchased a magazine off the rack (didn't stop me as a child from looking at a ripped out page randomly strewn across a rained up floor though ^_^), but I knew it's what all the guys looked at. I hope he enjoys retirement at any rate.
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9 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Wait a minute....hustler's magazine is real? I thought that was a joke on family guy for porn. And what exactly defines a "high class hoe"?
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9 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
but, but, but...I LUV chocolate milk. I can give up the twinkies, JUST PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME GIVE UP THE CHOCOLATE MOO JUICE. It's what got me so damn tall in the first place.
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9 years ago
If she fits the american model, then yup. White (chalk white, not just race), blonde and skinny. Unfortunately for Esquire, I'm neither, fat, desperate or a traditionalist. Get that bitch some Sunny D? Or my own brand of vitamin D, her choice.
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9 years ago
Don't you understand America at all bvino? The smallest trace of a lie can get sued out the ass man and make millions. Just ask Nutella, or Great Adventures, or Mickie D's
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9 years ago
more like "should I get a divorce to have more money for OTC". That's the only way you'll have more money in your pocket. Unless you marry a rich chick and she only did it to keep you as a pet. Otherwise, your wife will divorce your ass so fast you're head'll spin.
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9 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
so so in what way? Hopefully only in facial looks because if she work the shaft, just shut up and take my money!
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9 years ago
@rh48hr OMG An inception-ception! Mind BLOWN!
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9 years ago
I'm gonna be completely honest with you guys about my posts. I'm no stud, I'm not young, I'm not handsome. I don't be putting benjamins in my strippers pockets. I don't know about others but when it comes to me: "Everything written on this site should be considered a work of fiction."
Now that I've said that, can you even believe this post? After all it is fiction? Inception!
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9 years ago
but...he was about to bust all over her legs (guessing your not wearing a condom champ). What I'm curious about is the saving a nut for the next day? Even if your a one and done day type of guy, why can't you just get excited tomorrow as well?
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9 years ago
oh and if I didn't say it already REVERSE IMAGE my friend. You can tell doing that which pics are real and which are just stock imaging. WILL SAVE YOU A LOT OF TROUBLE
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9 years ago
Best bet is to actually research a good escort website. Backpage is a gamble and requires too much work and guessing to assure yourself you'd get a hot chick (or even the chick in the pic). TER works, reverse imaging works, looking up these chick's cell phone numbers work. Find out reviews, and if you want to pay for less headache on research, TER is the way to go. Also, you can check out USASexguide as that is a great review site, for not only escorts but SW too. Bunch of real people giving you the no frills business about how these escort ads really be about. Also be aware that if you not Caucasian, you may have a more difficult time than an actual caucasian. The escort world is as racist as the real one, so good luck to ya pal.
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9 years ago
soft and firm. I remember seeing a big ol' booty in a skirt and as soon as I felt on it, it felt like boulders. Too scared to even go through the lap dance and dismissed her immediately. Hard usually means fake boobs.
Ah I remember the days when white girls WANTED a skinny butt.
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9 years ago
interesting website. does it catar to NY hoes as well or is this detroit exclusive? Either way, she's too scrawny to even double back
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9 years ago
what's portland lol
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9 years ago
I never head of it until now and it sounds incedibly creepy and lonely
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9 years ago
For starters, I HATE winter. Hate the cold, maybe it's because i have dark skin, thus prefer warmth, or maybe it's because I was born in april. Anyway, the only good thing I see about going to strip clubs in winter is that wearing a blazer is justified as they may be cheap on the heat (the girls dancing all night and sweating keeps them heated up enough) and you don't want to be cold with a boner. That's a nono. Otherwise, you are FORCED to bring a jacket since it's cold and that means, you gotta pay for them to hold your jacket. They bitch at you if you don't tip, you're probably more likely to see higher pushiness in alcohol sales (crappy myth is it makes you warmer, which is completely false, but no time for a science lesson), more customers equals less quality time and its just too damn cold to be walking around club hopping.
Am I the only one on this boat ride?
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9 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
dyed haired redheads, not exactly mouth watering, but they definetely are the types for a freaky time. Natural redheads, eww gross. They're pale skinny and bruise like a banana. Definetely not my cup of tea.
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9 years ago
wait wait wait, we need REASONS to validify that guns are better than women? I thought that was common sense!?
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9 years ago
@bigchas I LOVE going to a car dealership dressed like a bum for the EXACT reason you said. they look over, try to make everyone seem busy and EVENTUALLY after an hour of so that you are still there, they send SOMEONE over. And to add fuel to the flame, ask for a car and ask to pay it all at once. Watch the thinly veiled insults come out and BOOM, you have ammo to reduce the price. It happened to a friend of mine. He's 21, makes $100K a year (he started his career before high school was over) and wanted a 40K car, and wanted to pay it in cash. He was dressed like he just got out the gym and waited two hours and a salesman asked in disbelief AFTER already suggesting a used version of my friend's desired car if he could really afford that and where was his mom. Went to the manager and got 10K off the sticker price with free registration stickers and plates. Give it a try next time your against a car salesman. I know I will.
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9 years ago
@PC I'm pretty sure Shadowcat didn't have porn when he was young. I can't even consider playboy porn. A nonmoving picture, not porn, a nude pin up
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9 years ago
I'm just kidding btw
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9 years ago
@SC men with ed probably don't get pussy LMAO