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11 years ago
Well I'm fucking sorry my phonr is touch screen and it uses auto correct. Next time I'll jump in it and physically move the letters myself. Whilr I'm at it I'll just go ahead and disassemble the next dumb thing you type. Analytical dicks
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11 years ago
Nothing beats your neighborhood brooklyn pizza. Not even chain pizza restaurants
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11 years ago
I'm seriously thinking of leaving you guys. Alucard is not showing me any love. Feel sorry for me as I cry in this corner.
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11 years ago
That title is an oxymoron. Never heard of such a thing...until today. For prostitutes, they're pretty attractive. ..I've sen better ot course but yeah.
One question though, why is a class C Charge a bigger sentence than a class A? And she is the one doing the sexing?
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11 years ago
You know somewhere in that last post I forgot that I was suppose to be beretting her. Make up does wonders doesn't it.
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11 years ago
She so dumb. She mad pretty and she doesn't even remotely look like his type. He seems like the wirey loser guy that's into bubbly skinny chicks. She should have known better. Man I wish I was I So. Cal. I wouldn't mind aggressive women like her. Tear dat ass UP.... oh and she's dumb for hitting him...yeah
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11 years ago
Yeah slick? He got a receding hairline, well yo hoe's a snaggled tooth BEYOTCH
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11 years ago
Me too shadowcat...I don't belong here.
Alucard it seems like a lot of people prefer logic behind opinions. Even if you feel good ol Doug E. Fresh won't listen to your reason behind your belief, you gave as best you could a sound reasoning and others will put it to consideration and disagree or agree with you. But you give nobody the opportunity to and give childish statements like "I don't want to because you won't listen" you get trashed because your a man acting like a child among other irrational stupid comments you have said. So unfortunately yes, half the time its your own folly and you conti ue to repeat.
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11 years ago
Wow old men telling good jokes...nice. still demonizing a budget care system is not cool. Its meant for those who can't afford private care. That doesn't mean that obama was GOING to give them top notch health perks, just the basic necessities.
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11 years ago
Larry didn't kill anybody. Thankfully
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11 years ago
Damn son your glasses still fog up. NERD!. Girls takd mine off when giving me lap dances. I wonder why.
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11 years ago
LDK LMFAO. my chest hurts from that. You wish you had a girl in the back with you huh?
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11 years ago
LDK LMFAO. my chest hurts from that. You wish you had a girl in the back with you huh?
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11 years ago
True at least we're not Jacksonville
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11 years ago
Sure man. That's a fantabulous idea. Save up every 2 weeks and use that money as a good blowout at the club. I usually use my loose change as door money (or first drink money if no door fee). Just make sure to gst one that pays at least $10 an hour or else you'll be fustrated by all that work and no blowout.
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11 years ago
There's no barbershop like a black/spanish community barbershop. Chucking jive, talking sports and entertainment and talk of girls without feeling limited due to women present...or just prissy women present. Good times all around. Especially the old timers barbershop. Old men are classic. The white people are so weird in convo sometimes. And no, never seen any drug slinging back in my short hair days. Now I'm in the salon with a bunch of chicks. Not bad especially when the 30 year olds flirt with ya.
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11 years ago
Dear goodness slick. Let's all hope with hands held high, Cinco de Mayo doesn't turn into semana de Mayo and it becomes a religious event. The grass definitely will not be greener on the other side.
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11 years ago
Txtittyfag always has the right answer. Vote yes for txtittyfag for president!!!
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11 years ago
Alucard is like Buzz killington from family guy.
The boyfriend abuse was pretty bland, I don't get the hooker joe or the bank loan one, and the 20-year prison joke was boring too. Otherwise this was some funny shizzle. This has been bookmarked.
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11 years ago
Well never witb a stripper but I have had girls during sex say they love me. When I'm getting EXCELLENT head and I'm really enjoying it, I tell her all types of romantic things but I never say "I love you". Point is, while us men may be more careful with what we say so not to cause confusion women, can be a little more loose with their words (this is not 100% the case but you get the idea) especially during the heat of the moment (like sex) and say they love you. Unless it's a commited relationship, you just turn them on to a very high point. I cannot, no matter how much it may be said, see that as an executable sales tactic to even remotely work.
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11 years ago
Smoking makes people slimmer, not fatter. Unless they eat more than they smoke. Especially true for nicotine vs. Ganja
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11 years ago
I've seen a girl go from a 15 to a 4 in a month. And when I first met her she was off and on with base and I and out of jail. Drugs' one helluva drug.
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11 years ago
Still I don't find her all that hot either way.
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11 years ago
That's my ringtone whenever I go to a club.
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11 years ago
I wouldn't want to alter my dreams. There's a dangerous possiblity that some nutters are going to wound up living in their dreams forever. Especially the broke deadbeat old losers who failed at life and simply want to relive tbeir glory days. Like inception.
On a happier note, I dreamt that some hot blond in a black dress hitted on me in a diner by giving me a serious lap dance. Now if girls could only flirt like that I real life then I would be a happy man.