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11 years ago
we all do, it's called tuscl my friend. We write down all our details of our club experiences on here. Isn't it obvious?
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11 years ago
@jabthehut nope, your wrong. That guy got his data from wikipedia. He is automatically correct. End of story....PERIOD
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11 years ago
"Folks, don't even try to bring facts or logic into the discussion. Alutard's brain does not have enough NEURONS to process anything like that."
generally i''m not one to heedlessly attack, but dougster is right. No matter how much facts and evidence and political heresay you bring into the conversation, Alucard will NEVER listen to anything but his own thoughts. Even if it's about how a computer works and you're a certified microsoft/mac technician, he will always think he is right with no proof to back it up. Sad but proven fact
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11 years ago
THE CLASSICS ARE BACK LMFAO. I laughed so hard as soon as I read the OP.
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11 years ago
I'm Captain Save-A-Stripper. I tell them don't fuck for cash, only fuck for free and only me. That way they can't be labelled as prostitutes, just Shark hoes
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11 years ago
Because she's horny and your too busy being "a good man" to give her some good D. The pool boy can and will and go for a long time because he's young. That is a simple ass question.
Maybe now you'll realize money doesn't buy happiness.
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11 years ago
better get my ass over there to the bronx and abuse these dumb asses before it's banned then
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11 years ago
Well for starters everyone, food stamps are no longer food stamps, it's an electronic food card with generated food dollars on said card i.e. EBT/SNAP. Secondly, since when the HELL could you use food stamps in clubs and casinos let alone strip clubs? I gotta go to a club like that once. Man I'm sure the pussy handouts are by the pound.
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11 years ago
too bad the link is broken
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
can't enjoy anybody let alone a female in a cage as an animal. Reminds me of MK/Kitty Programming. This is where my inner Alucard says NO THANKS.
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11 years ago
why would anyone want to remember. Its easier to just remember the club and avoid it for a LONG time
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11 years ago
Shall i ask for all of us and tell them my story with it? Don't worry I'll avoid my opinions about that girl possibly sucking dick
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11 years ago
He better be comfortable with her sucking dick...or make her wash her mouth out with soap every time she comes home.
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11 years ago
Alucard the problem here isn't the babble itself. Its the fact that you PM us and then don't allow us to respond. Why the hell do you do ridiculous shit like that. If you're gonna block us from PMing, don't PM us at all.
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11 years ago
The movies cost 14 my man. What are you, 12? That's the only way the movies is cheaper than that.
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11 years ago
Dancers to Avoid:
Eastern Europeans
Spinners (ESPECIALLY if they try to grind. Only thing that happens is their pelvic bone poking the shit out of you)
Women who sit NEXT to you, not on your lap
How the hell can you tell if a girl is new without a test drive (or her telling you)
I don't know about the 10s being no good. I had a 10 that let me touch and gave me a real good UHM dance
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11 years ago
@motorhead he was born in America bro.
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11 years ago
Tell her ass to pay you. You just did babysitting service. or make it compensate with free sex because shit, babysitting is a job too maricon
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11 years ago
DAYUM....he done fucked up now. I wonder how his fans will react to this little tidbit into Biebs lifestyle. Should have just sticked to a strip club. Everybody expects artists to do that. Brothels are down right prostitution with no regards to secrecy.
This also shows how fiendish one will go just to follow a pop star.
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11 years ago
according to jackslash, sounds like owning a strip club is for blacks only lol
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11 years ago
@ibb I know this is pretty old but your dumb. You see her, you see she's attaractive. As a girl especially an attractive one (according to the masses) she NEVER has to try hard to get with a guy she may find super attractive. They'll come to her regardless, a tried and true method experimented over a billion times.
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11 years ago
You have two problems here: 1) your asking advice of a bunch of cynics who strictly get their pussy by p4p. They shall be hard pressed to believe you can get stripper punany any other way without extenuating circumstances which you have given none...for them.
2) have you ever considered that this girl may be a low ball quota kind of girl. You gave $600 beans for little to no work and probably knows not many people there will do that type of dishing or any type of dishing for the rest of the night. Besides maybe as said before she hit her quota. She could be one of those girls who don't want to work after hitting their goal I.e. lazy (debatable but th e point is made). Hou just happened to be a good conversationalist. And now she is gonna try to manipulate you by saying she wants to be friends with benifits but you aren't her sugar daddy, wants you to "talk a good game" to let you buy her shit and eventually in her pantalones. In example, she want to take your money by making it seem like she wants to be your girlfriend. I kind of saw it when she said YOU pay for her flight out there. You barely know the chick and she wants YOU to fly her ass out there. If she was really digging you, she'd pay since she got a job but no woman worth her salt (kudos to papi _chulo) goes THAT hard for a man they just met.
On the other hand, maybe she sees your a big roller on that jigga man level and assumes a plane ticket is nothing for you. She has been quite gwnerous with her time taking time out her day to give casual conversation and sending flirty pics to you. If she talks a good game and she really is digging you,then go on that date while your still in town. And when you go home, talk her into flying to you. Plane tickets ain't cheap for the middle class my brother.
In any case good luck my friend.
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11 years ago
How does the bj increase by 30%?
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11 years ago
Gosh farnit I just realized this thread old as fuck
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11 years ago
@soonersam, its because these old guys are sensitive and some suprise me that they can't take a joke.Funny shit stax. It was social satire guys. Now ddon't shit on de young bucks ya hear?