Comments by Ermita_Nights (page 24)

Maybe I'm old-fashioned but I don't put dancer numbers in my phone. I have them write it for me on the back of a cocktail napkin, preferably in lipstick.

Vince, you did not take 1000mg of LSD. Probably 1000µg, which would still be a lot by today's standards.

I'm surprised injuries related to sexual activities aren't on the list. Maybe it's a separate category.

Calling it the "Patriot Act" is like when they clear-cut an oak forest for a subdivision and call it "The Oaks."

There used to be a burger chain in Israel called MacDavid's. Tel Aviv is perfectly safe. Well, as safe as any big city. For the real bargains you have to go elsewhere. I once spent the night in a Syrian whorehouse and it was cheaper than a Big Mac, including the room.

Do all actors in all movies have to wear condoms, or just porn movies?

The new guy hasn't been chosen yet but they're saying it's going to be Li Keqiang. His wife's name is Cheng Hong and I can't find a good photo of her. Here's a bad one: http://www.wantchinatimes.com/news-subclass-cnt.aspx?id=20121028000075&cid=1601 Here's a hot-looking Cheng Hong but I don't think it's the same one. https://www.facebook.com/hongcheng517

"undisclosed amount of cash was missing"... I'd love to know how much. But I suppose they make multiple bank deposits during the day.

Even Matty Moron, the richest asshole in Michigan, can't always buy an election. But with the Canadian patent on Viagra invalidated, he can cross his bridge and buy an erection.

Gator says in one line what takes Juice a whole paragraph. But they're both ok in my book.

A number of years ago I was knocking around Asia and met a guy who was doing "research" for a book he was going to write. Said he'd spent over a year criss-crossing the continent in search of the best girls and best sex. I traveled with him a bit. My favorite at the time was Indonesians.

My thoughts are similar, if not as well formed. I always assumed he was a bank president or Nobel prize-winning economist who must maintain a respectable image in real life and comes here so he can be himself. Or perhaps a dot-com millionaire who writes his own algorithms to "Juicify" his otherwise impeccably written prose.

Not sure I'm herring you right from up here on my perch. Some of these jokes really smelt.

I heard the fish were already dead before the crash

Give her $2K of Juice's money. Seriously, I would never do this by text. I'd start the conversation at the club, then if necessary continue it by phone. But maybe that's just me.

I stop by around 3am, sometimes earlier.

"Snyder says the bills force people to go back to Casa Diablo." I didn't want to go back to the strip club. They forced me to.

The neighborhood is in decline, and they want to chase out one of the few remaining businesses?

If you are going to stick your head in a microwave oven, you're safer with the tinfoil hat than without it. Yes it will arc and smoke, but the current will go through the foil instead of your brain.

My phone's got a rotary dial and no display. Pain in the ass to enter text.

I don't have much experience along those lines and haven't developed the intuition. It would be a useful thing to have as it would save some time.

GMD: Right you are, although it's hard for me to remember that while I'm being groped by some goon. I wish Romney would take a stand on TSA. Right now I'm not seeing much difference between the candidates on this issue. Art, last time I flew a DC-3 was Provincetown to Boston. Even better was the Ford Tri-motor, with its wicker seats, on the Sandusky to Put-in-Bay run.

I hate and fear those traitors at the TSA. I've gone from flying a couple times a month to flying once or twice a year.

Mitchell Brothers in San Francisco used to have a peep show room where you'd get in a little booth with a window onto a big stage. If you dropped a tip into a slot one of the girls would come over and "dance" in front of your window. Some time in the early 90s they removed the glass and the girl would come right into the booth with you. It was quite a surprise the first time I visited after they did that!