Comments by Ermita_Nights (page 19)

Spanish is so widely spoken these days I wouldn't suggest anyone assume they won't be understood just because they're speaking it. When I lived in Thailand I learned quite a bit of the language from the strippers I took home at night.

Thanks guys, I feel better about it now. Yes, I enjoyed the weather, went for a bike ride along the St. Pete waterfront where all the big mansions are. And drank plenty of orange juice. Now that I'm back in Detroit I'll have to drown my sorrows over a couple beers at one of the local clubs.

But did they ever find the club they were looking for?

No, no, no. Leave it alone and let the browser decide. Those of you who need more space should set your own user css with a default of 120% or whatever. But don't override the setting for me.

You walked into a strip club with only $150 in your pocket?

There is a whole TV show called "Tattoo Nightmares" about people who get bad tattoos then cover them up with new tattoos. They always tell the story of the bad tattoo, and there have been several who did just what you said.

I don't know about the numbers of clubs, but mileage has gone way up over the last 25 years. I prefer the situation we have today. Of course if I lived in one of those states I might feel differently.

Here's a couple of strippers who were mayors, and one who is running for President of France: http://articles.latimes.com/2002/apr/03/news/mn-36001 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/katie-halper/oregon-strippermayor-stri_b_89291.html http://www.ksee24.com/news/local/Exotic-Dancer-Running-For-President-of-France-142651086.html

I printed that out and taped it to my computer to remind me not to pirate mp3s.

We need an "ignore" button that ignores not just one user account, but all of his alternate personalities too.

That's why the girl brings a stack of napkins back to the lapdance area, so you can tally up the costs on the back of the napkin.

Strip clubs in Japan are too expensive to visit unless you're on expense account, or being hosted by a Japanese company. Even then, certain clubs are off limits to non-Japanese. Sadly, I've never been able to arrange a visit. In southeast Asia, lap dances as we know them are not available, but everything else it. I have little experience with Chinese strip clubs. I don't visit strip clubs in Europe. Too expensive. I head straight for the whorehouses. The ones in Germany are amazing.

Shocking.

In Detroit it's not hard to negotiate a package deal, like three for $50 if the regular price is $20 each. But I usually just pay the regular price unless I'm offered a deal.

Juice, I knew that "I can't spell or construct a sentence" stuff was a front. I bet you're an English professor in civilian life.

I forget who it was, but someone on tuscl calls this "lap dick." I think that's a great term.

But Zipman, would dick prints stand up in court?

If you do a search on "Bella" you'll see that the thread was indeed deleted. My guess is that when a user is deleted, all their posts go away too.

If I can't have both from the same girl, I'll have each experience with a different girl. I enjoy both.

I was in a club overseas that was raided by military police with machine pistols. Fortunately I was with a local politician and a US Army captain and they didn't bother us.

Anyone seen the movie "Mortuary Academy"? About a guy who inherits a school for morticians, falls in love with a corpse, and takes her on a tropical cruise. It's a comedy, and most of the jokes revolve around him trying to keep his "wife" from rotting. Disgustingly funny.

"Suspicion of disorderly conduct" is a new one on me. Seems to me you're either disorderly or you're not. Michigan has one of the strongest minor in possession laws in the country. It defines "possession" to include anything that's in your blood. Still, it has a few exceptions. If the minor drank legally in Wisconsin or Canada, or a classroom (really!) or church, then it's legal for them to have blood alcohol. But they have to prove they did the drinking legally (which would seem to contradict "innocent until proven guilty"). Parts of the Michigan law have been found unconstitutional and thrown out by the courts.

Typical shoddy Fox journalism. No photo.

Now there's an idea. A porn film starring Nadya Suleman and Lance Armstrong. I would pay to not have to see that.