NMcBrain

Thanks for the responses boys. Jerik -- Self-loathing comes from the knowledge that if I was a super fly playa like some out there, I wouldn't really need to go to strip clubs for all the tang. But I do. And regular strip clubbing carries elements of lameness. Hence the PL moniker that gets tattoo'd on your forehead. I dunno. I have gotten more comfortable with it. It is what it is, and if I be a PL, so be it.

I'd watch out babe -- I think that this is a Sicilian message that luca brasi sleeps with the fishes. Either that or he is down with dining at the Y even if it is pretty old.

well there you go, boys. I was a little off in my forecast of 80%/20% Lindsay vs Miley. Actually it looks more like 50%/50%. Different strokes for different folks. And not sure that one's preference in the lindsay vs miley test is a perfect indicator of a particular psychological profile, but i bet there is still some correlation. and i have come up with a great new one. will share later. thanks for participating.

Alright fellaz, the "i'd do both" and "i'd do neither" answers are cheating a little bit. It is an EITHER / OR question. Of course you would pick your own idealized woman over anyone. But if you had to choose between them, which would it be? For those who say LL and MC are ugly, let's make sure we are all talking about the same girls. This is LL: http://yeeeah.com/lindsay-lohan-was-hospitalized-again/lindsay-lohan-and-her-bikinis-of-summer-every-day-another-top-and-bottom-11/. (I don't know how to paste pics or stuff like that -- you will have to just paste that URL in your browser.) This is MC: http://www.cherryplucker.com/2011/07/26/miley-cyrus-the-35-hottest-photos-shes-ever-taken/. These are relatively recent pictures. (The pixie cut will grow back.) Clubber/Motorhead: "OMG I want to puke in my mouth before screwing either of them." Me: "Seriously dood? I may not be quite as experienced in stripclubbing as some of you guys are, but i am pretty experienced, and i have got to tell you, both of these girls would be well above average in basically every club that i have ever been in. I am very confident that at least 19 out of every 20 guys will say that both are very do-able if they met them in clubs and didn't know who they were. But whateva. I can't be upset because Lemmy is one of the coolest people to have ever existed, and anyone who uses him for an avatar has got to have at least something going for him." But setting all of this aside, there is another reason I picked these two. Yeah, you could compare Kate Upton vs Julianne Hough, which I think is a comparison between classic victoria secret big boob girl vs girl next door beauty. But the problem is that both of those women are missing that certain "dirty" element that all strippers have. It is just impossible, in my view, to imagine them dancing in a club. LL and MC, on the other hand, definitely have that "dirty". Suspension of disbelief is no problem when imagining them in clubs. And so they are perfect for this question. Some celebs have that special "dirty", and others don't.

Au contraire my grumpy cohort. This question goes to the absolute core of strip clubs and our own examination of what we get out of this hobby. And don't pretend that you don't think about it. Shit, you spend untold hours over the course of the year perusing and participating on a website about strip clubs. Given that strip clubbing is a PL activity in and of itself, it would take a nuclear physicist to make the calculations necessary to measure the PL quotient involved with spending your time on websites that are ABOUT strip clubs. And this isn't criticism, as I am right there with you. And so as we all think about strip clubbing and what it means, this question is important. Extremely important. Holy crap I think I just creamed my pants thinking about how important it is. I need to take a 5 minute break. ... ok much better. So as I was saying, profound revelations on one's psyche can be gleaned from the answer to this question. Now given that you find NEITHER one attractive (seriously? Lindsay lohan is not the least bit attractive to you? that is frankly hard to believe), what does that say about you? I will leave it to the other members of this website to make their pithy contributions to that question. For my part, I am frightened. Now some of you may be saying that this is going way too complex, and that strip clubs are just about tits and ass and who cares about the rest. But you don't really mean that.