Noob question for you ITC goo roos
NMcBrain
Ohio
Let's say you have club X. Let's call it H8S, or some other random set of letters and numbers. And you read the reviews, and they say that HJ is $, a BJ is $$ and FS is $$$. And let's also say that the per song lapdance fee is $20.
What I am not tracking is: is that inclusive of the per song fee, or is it something extra? So let's say that you are a lion of virility, with the stamina of a Kenyan marathon runner, and you go 10 songs for FS. Is the tariff $$$? Or is it $$$ + ($20x10)?
This math ain't easy even in the best of conditions. And when somewhat drunk, and with the entire blood supply down in the little head, it is difficult to figure this out. So any advice from you yodas would be much appreciated by this padawan.
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I suggest taking a math course.
The rest -- um, thanks.
Ya I know, every place is different. (And as an irrelevant aside -- isn't this always the case, the same way that different people have different experiences in different clubs? YMMV is a saying that should be banned here on the grounds of ubiquity. When DOESN'T mileage vary in clubs? And yes wisearses, I am sure that there is the occasional exception, where everyone is treated equally royally or crappy, whether they are a sugar sweet playa like yours truly, or a grumpy old man like dracula. But wouldn't it then be efficient just to have a default rule that, unless indicated otherwise, mileage varies? And if you are in the one in a million place where mileage WON'T vary, you can say "YMWV!" But whateva - I digress.)
And yes I know that I could take a math class. But I am too busy clubbing to do so. Plus what am I going to write with. Don't wanna carry a pen in my pocket for fear it may get confused with something else. And I definitely am not paying $ for a girl to give my pen a hand job. And even if, for the sake of argument, I had a pen, what am I going to write on? Those napkins? Sorry brah but they tend to get a beet smushed and used up and we will just leave it at that, mmmmkay?
It is odd, though, that when you read all the reviews, and you have guys talking about negotiating to $120 versus $160 versus some other equally immaterially different number (certainly immaterial when we are talking about what is an appropriate price to pay to get a nubile young thing to do the nasty with some lecherous old dude like me -- I mean, when it is ever going to be the case that you conclude -- yep, that incremental $20 just pushes me over the edge here -- I am not getting laid -- just not worth it), that it is never really clear whether some guys are paying songs as well, and others aren't. Or maybe it is a mix, and so pricing really is all over the map and we aren't really being quite as clever as we thought.
And yes it is true that one could just be amerigo Vespucci and travel the world and discover everything for themselves. but avoiding having to do so is the whole point of this site and reading reviews, rite? well that and the witty banter of course. as a man of limited verticality I need to stand on the shoulders of you giants, man. and that means I need to absorb all your wisdom. so put out, you prudez.
Wait a minute! Are you saying that YOU pay them for FS? I pay the $20x10, but they pay me the $$$!