Blond strippers

I saw a busty blonde dancer once wearing a shirt that said...I wish these were brains

Sounds like a young stripper issue more than a blonde issue. Nobody under about 60 calls it a beaver anymore ever since unshaved bushes disappeared.

Wally, come upstairs and play with the Beaver

Sorry, need to have a little beaver, shaven makes me feel like a pedophile....... it's bad enough most the girls are young enough to be my daughter.

magnum - This one was young enough to be my great grand daughter. :)

Like other words in our vocabulary, language changes over time. "Snatch" was popular at one time, perhaps while "beaver" was in use. Farmerart had a thread on the use of the word, "snatch" a while back.

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=1…

Also, as a kid, I read the book, "Ball Four," by Jim Bouton. I vividly recall the chapter, "The Art of Beaver Shooting." See the "Summary" paragraph:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ball_Four

@ crazyjoe: I knew a very busty girl in college who had a T-shirt that simply showed the "Mounds" candy bar across the chest, with no other text.)

That's funny club goer. Once I had a dancer with a huge set of boltons give me a dance in a low milage club. She had just been rubbing her boobs all over me and knealt on her knees in front of me when the song was over. She then grabbed my junk and I said "almond joy had nuts, mounds doesn't" she got the joke and laughed her ass off

I knew this blondie. She had a heart of glass.

Back in the 70s tube tops were all the rage in women's summer ware. MLB teams had promotions to give away tube tops to women as a special promotion. They did not take into account the double meanings of Minnesota ones saying "Twins" & the SF ones saying "Giants"!!!!!!

@ Club_/Goer:

A little off topic, but since you mentioned it, I also read Ball Four by Jim Bouton. (A blond that reads-yay).

As for the term "snatch", some woman (60's maybe?) called me that when I had a few words with her regarding her non-stop complaining/nagging at her companion on the elliptical next to me.

I just laughed.

I really like blonde strippers, wanna fuck them all.....and impregnate every one I can. I try to get them bareback every chance I get.

@ grand: Good thing that was before the Rockies came into MLB (1993).

Regarding Snatch,Recently watched the Guy richie movie of the same name. It was hilarious but not at all what I was expecting. LOL.

Years ago a rather wild female friend of mine had a t=shirt she like to wear in very casual situations. It had that squiggly, hard to read lettering on the front, spelling out across her breasts, "you're staring."

@ Dallas: Aren't breasts meant to be stared at?

"This very cute, very young spinner asked me "Is beaver the same as pussy?" I don't know how she learned to suck cock so good. :)"

Sucking on things is an instinct. ;)

You need to update you shirts.

I once dated a stripper who had panties that said,"This space for rent".

@Club_Goer so using context clues, snatch is obsolete slang for pussy? Never heard it in my life

would love to know where Shadowcat get his t shirts at.

Roadkilltshirts.com

Right now buy 3 and get 6 free. I did and with shipping the tab was only $80.