Comments by umissedaspot

Dorothy: Hello, baby. Frank Booth: Shut up! It's Daddy, you shithead! Where's my bourbon? Can't you fucking remember anything?

^ When you were the teacher's age?

If the shot I bought for me was water, I would certainly complain. If the shot I bought for the dancer was water, and she wasn't complaining, I would only have myself to be angry with for falling for an age old trick. It's like finding out that her orgasm was faked.

Went to post a snarky reply, then saw that Subraman beat me to it. PL delusion never dies. It perpetuates itself just like incompetence does with the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Because porn stars draw in a different group of customers who don't spend anything on the house dancers. Meanwhile, their regulars tend to stay away when they know there'll be a porn star in the club, because it disrupts everything they go to the club for. On top of that, a porn star who outdances all the strippers is an exception. They're usually pretty lame on stage and just there to go around raking in cash from their porn fans.

"No such thing as generic Viagra. Its either pharmaceutical Viagra or a fake, made in India or China, as the patent on Viagra is still in effect." This in incorrect. Pfizer's patent does not apply in India. Sildenafil sold from there is pharmaceutically identical to Viagra. The only difference is marketing and price. There is also "fake Viagra" on the market, but that's a separate issue.

Is this thread the kind of thing Alt-Right people do to entertain themselves?

They don't enjoy dealing with old men. They enjoy not being broke.

Simply tell a manager that you want the strip club to get a girl to meet you outside the club. He'll be glad to start the takeout order for you.

Hey, pussy, can you break a twenty for me? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf2FqOs0nQk

You might have something there if not for the glaring fact that Trump is both a racist and a heinous criminal. But nice try, bitch.

Stein, then Clinton, then Johnson, with Trump about as low as the cents on the dollar that loser pays his contractors.

It turned out there were more gullible angry old white men in the Republican Party than anyone realized. There simply aren't enough of them in the country to put Cheeto Jesus and his retarded sidekick in the White House.

Scripted TV comedies should never run past about 30 minutes tops.

Pretty hard to beat Svetlana: http://usvsth3m.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/H6iZdMj.jpg

Here I thought self service in the restroom meant grabbing paper towels without help from an attendant.

If the club is in North Carolina simply wait for the stripper to go to the bathroom before getting a dance. If she uses the ladies' you can be absolutely sure she was born with a vagina.

A competent attorney should easily get her case thrown out of court. There's nothing illegal about running an escort ad, and no cause for cops to be given her IP address or a search warrant.

Papa Seal saw the GIF and took revenge.

As rude stripper's go, that was very gentle. She was only saying out loud what most wanna dance types are thinking when you tell them maybe later. If they were interested in hearing your explanation, they wouldn't be going around just saying wanna dance.

Shocked or not, the point is that being turned off is trivial compared to the risk involved in her doing unprotected anal with some guy she took to VIP.

The OP certainly seemed shocked to learn that about a stripper who blew him. Anyway the point that it's so risky totally outweighs the fact that it isn't every monger's cup of tea.

It's naive to be shocked that a stripper does anal. The only cause for concern should be that it was unprotected anal, which is about as big an STD risk as you can take.

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It's funny if you picture Archie Bunker as the bigoted clown.