Comments by umissedaspot

  • discussion comment
    6 years ago
    Appropriating Movie Quotes for the Strip Club Scene
    Dorothy: Hello, baby. Frank Booth: Shut up! It's Daddy, you shithead! Where's my bourbon? Can't you fucking remember anything?
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    6 years ago
    jackslash
    Detroit strip clubs
    Teacher who performed oral sex on student pleads guilty
    ^ When you were the teacher's age?
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    7 years ago
    Lone_Wolf
    Arizona
    What would you have done - Water Shot
    If the shot I bought for me was water, I would certainly complain. If the shot I bought for the dancer was water, and she wasn't complaining, I would only have myself to be angry with for falling for an age old trick. It's like finding out that her orgasm was faked.
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    7 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Is it really a fantasy?
    Went to post a snarky reply, then saw that Subraman beat me to it. PL delusion never dies. It perpetuates itself just like incompetence does with the Dunning-Kruger effect.
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    8 years ago
    Strippers vs pornstar
    Because porn stars draw in a different group of customers who don't spend anything on the house dancers. Meanwhile, their regulars tend to stay away when they know there'll be a porn star in the club, because it disrupts everything they go to the club for. On top of that, a porn star who outdances all the strippers is an exception. They're usually pretty lame on stage and just there to go around raking in cash from their porn fans.
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    8 years ago
    bubba267
    Livin my inner redneck
    Second or Third pop
    "No such thing as generic Viagra. Its either pharmaceutical Viagra or a fake, made in India or China, as the patent on Viagra is still in effect." This in incorrect. Pfizer's patent does not apply in India. Sildenafil sold from there is pharmaceutically identical to Viagra. The only difference is marketing and price. There is also "fake Viagra" on the market, but that's a separate issue.
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    8 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    How much money would you have to get paid to do this ?
    Is this thread the kind of thing Alt-Right people do to entertain themselves?
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    8 years ago
    Old Men
    They don't enjoy dealing with old men. They enjoy not being broke.
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    8 years ago
    How to start a takeout order
    Simply tell a manager that you want the strip club to get a girl to meet you outside the club. He'll be glad to start the takeout order for you.
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    8 years ago
    Man buns
    Hey, pussy, can you break a twenty for me? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf2FqOs0nQk
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    8 years ago
    gammanu95
    My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
    OT: Saw a great meme
    You might have something there if not for the glaring fact that Trump is both a racist and a heinous criminal. But nice try, bitch.
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    8 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Take the quiz
    Stein, then Clinton, then Johnson, with Trump about as low as the cents on the dollar that loser pays his contractors.
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    8 years ago
    JohnSmith69
    layin low but staying high
    I'm calling it here and now
    It turned out there were more gullible angry old white men in the Republican Party than anyone realized. There simply aren't enough of them in the country to put Cheeto Jesus and his retarded sidekick in the White House.
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    8 years ago
    OT:Trump's performance, one hour and 15 minutes worth.
    Scripted TV comedies should never run past about 30 minutes tops.
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    9 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    OT: The Most Iconic Album Cover of All-Time
    Pretty hard to beat Svetlana: http://usvsth3m.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/H6iZdMj.jpg
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    9 years ago
    Self-Service in Strip Club Bathroom
    Here I thought self service in the restroom meant grabbing paper towels without help from an attendant.
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    9 years ago
    TS Stripper
    If the club is in North Carolina simply wait for the stripper to go to the bathroom before getting a dance. If she uses the ladies' you can be absolutely sure she was born with a vagina.
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    9 years ago
    GACA
    Un-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
    Master's Week: If you don't like the strippers try the single moms
    A competent attorney should easily get her case thrown out of court. There's nothing illegal about running an escort ad, and no cause for cops to be given her IP address or a search warrant.
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    9 years ago
    Missing the Clubber
    Papa Seal saw the GIF and took revenge.
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    9 years ago
    Rudest. Stripper. Ever.
    As rude stripper's go, that was very gentle. She was only saying out loud what most wanna dance types are thinking when you tell them maybe later. If they were interested in hearing your explanation, they wouldn't be going around just saying wanna dance.
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    9 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Ass to mouth
    Shocked or not, the point is that being turned off is trivial compared to the risk involved in her doing unprotected anal with some guy she took to VIP.
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    9 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Ass to mouth
    The OP certainly seemed shocked to learn that about a stripper who blew him. Anyway the point that it's so risky totally outweighs the fact that it isn't every monger's cup of tea.
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    9 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Ass to mouth
    It's naive to be shocked that a stripper does anal. The only cause for concern should be that it was unprotected anal, which is about as big an STD risk as you can take.
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    9 years ago
    Clackport
    Washington
    Favorite extras (in order)
    Free Parking Free Wi-Fi Fridge and microwave Continental breakfast Indoor pool
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    10 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Off topic political subject. Sorry.
    It's funny if you picture Archie Bunker as the bigoted clown.