Comments by Club_Goer_Seattle (page 18)

I have also had dancers claim to remember me from "a long time ago." I know there's no way that some of them could ever remember me, because I wouldn't have spent any time with them. Much less any money. I don't spend money or time with dancers that are not my type.

I had just the opposite happen recently. I was in a local club and had not been there in about three months. A dancer whom I got only two dances with on my previous trip, not only remembered me, but remembered my name. She said, "You told me your joke about how bras are sized." So, she remembered me from a joke I told. Not for my money.

If you're referring to this Valerie: https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=423829 It looks like she was a one day wonder (September 19th) on TUSCL. She posted one thread, made 16 comments, mostly on that thread, and this was all within a ten-hour period. I sense the comments chased her off. I don't expect to see her here again. A shame. I liked her. Some of you felt she was a shill.

On the other side of the coin: I heard a story once about a dancer who saves every customer's phone number she gets. She puts whatever scrap of paper they're written on (beverage coasters, business cards, paper towerls, occasional dollar bill, etc.) into a big jar or vase in a prominent location in her apartment. She refers to it as her "trophy." (I assume that the numbers she really wants to keep she enters into her phone or an address book.)

When four Seattle strip clubs were closed by law enforcement action in 2010, many of the dancers that cooperated with authorities said that their ability to make money, abiding by the rules, was greatly hindered by those dancers that didn't. Many felt forced to offer extras just to survive, but didn't really want to "dance" like that.

From Boobology101: As a skilled and seasoned boobologist, I look for three visual clues on a dancer if I suspect implants. If it's a poor to average boob job, at least one of these three will show. Best observed while she's on stage. Obviously the quality of the stage lighting will matter: 1. At the top of the breasts, look for a hard curved line where the "breast meets the chest." 2. If you get a side view, sometimes wide "wrinkles" seem to be apparent on the breasts. 3. If neither of the above two are discernible, then IF she lies on her back on the stage floor, look to see if her breasts are standing up. Natural breasts will flatten out over the chest. Fakes will stand up because the implants can't "bend" with the body like natural breasts. Before I see a dancer on stage, if I'm curious, sometimes while seated with a dancer, I'm able to place a discreet elbow against her breasts. When I do, if I feel a hard surface, I know they're non-natural. I know two dancers that got expensive boobs jobs, and the results were "spectacular." I can't feel the implants inside their breasts. It's as if the implants are well-centered within their breasts. And I can't feel the difference between the natural portion of the breast down to the implant.

This is the description of the Seinfeld episode. JohnSmith has it just about has it correctly, but instead of "fabulous," Sidra, the character portrayed by Teri Hatcher, proclaimed, "spectacular:" (Season 4, episode #19, originally aired February 25, 1993): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Implant? Here's the video of that famous closing line of the episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQNkeugaAMc

Having been a long time customer of this club (mostly under it's former ownership), I don't see how the addition of a video billboard will help its business. That building has housed a strip club, since the early 1990's, and maybe even back to the '80's. It's well-known as a strip club, and I don't see the recent addition helping it's business any. It's now been owned by Deja Vu for three years The Vu company generated similar neighborhood discontent a few years ago, when it opened a new club, Dreamgirls, in the block south of Safeco Field. The Seattle Mariners sued Deja Vu, over the sign issue, but the Mariners dropped their law suit after the two sides agreed on sign content on game days. If the damn Deja Vu chain would spend its money on in-the-club needs, instead of glitzy signs, outside, it would have a better product to offer, which it badly needs.

When I want to get a dancer's phone number, I really don't like to directly ask them for it. My technique has been to give them my number, and say something like, "If you want to invite me to come in to see you, you're welcome to call/text me." It works 90% of the time. As to the frequency that I do this, it varies so much, I can't really state how often I do it anymore.

Tommy Lasorda has only one year less of continuous employment by the Dodger organization than VIn Scully. The two are also only a year apart, agewise.

It's a well-known strip club scam where one or more dancers team up with a bouncer or manager to cheat a customer out of money. Promising something, then saying that the bouncer won't allow it, and the money is kept anyway.

In the club's description, if it has a website listed, it will be to the right of the hours. If none is shown, then look just below the ratings. You'll see an "Update Club" button. Click on that. In the blank space provided for comments, you can list the link for the club's website, Facebook page, etc. That should do it.

As a skilled and seasoned boobologist, two is enough for me.

There are some other weird stories further down the page in that link: 1. Mother and daughter burn a penis into a football field 2. A woman gets a third breast to discourage male suitors. Sheesh !

Speaking of Brussels, how is it that Brussels sprouts and Belgian waffles can come from the same country?

Essex is also a common place name in the U.S. There are towns and communities named Essex in: CA, CT, VT, and MD. Maybe in other states too. That's all I found in a quick search. There is also an Essexville is in MI. (I think Essex short for "essential sex.")

I don't see your three reviews you mentioned now. I'm writing this at 6:05 a.m. PDT, Sunday, September 21st. No reviews for this date are posted yet. The last ones posted for you are the June 22nd reviews of your three FKK clubs at the time.

"Boobyland." And have it located in Anaheim, CA right across from Disneyland. Topless Tinkerbell could be the club's mascot.

I love tall women, in general. Dancers, even more so. Preferably those whose figures are proportional to their height. Most tall women are stick figures. And, I concur with GMD.

Strippers that avoid that age group are also passing up some of the best business available to them.

Being from Seattle, that phone number got my attention. I tried Googling it, and nothing unusual came up. Previously, I have seen a "scam alert" indication when Googling a phone number, but nothing unusual in this instance. All that shows is the typical--a few dozen websites that claim they can provide you with the name of the account of that phone number.

In my experience, about a month for things to return to normal, unless the club gets closed. But, here in Seattle, the normal has been that the club gets closed.

Yo ho ho!

Similarly, I have a cartoon of a scene in a strip club. In stick figures, a dancer is swing around the pole, guys are throwing dollar bills at her, and the caption is, "I want to be like mommy."

Slick, that's your best post yet!