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10 years ago
I wear just an inexpensive drug store lotion after shave before going into a strip. I also shave, shower, and use deodorant before leaving home. The first time a dancer sits next to me, I'm often greeted by being asked, "What are you wearing? You smell great. " My standard response is, "It's an exotic blend . . . . . of the fragrances . . . . of the last three dancers that sat next to me!. I call it, 'stripper blend,' . . . . and it's never the same twice." That usually gets a giggle. Then I further comment as the dancer is leaning heavily into me, "Now yours is in the mix."
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10 years ago
My ATF was a cheerleader in high school, but I never got to see pics of her from that time. She was very busty when I knew her, and I always wondered how she looked in her uniform. She had natural pom-poms.
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10 years ago
My ATF was a cheerleader in high school, but I never got to see pics of her from that time. She was very busty when I knew her, and I always wondered how she looked in her uniform. She had natural pom-poms.
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10 years ago
I hope John Quiñones reads this. That would make for a good episode on "What Would You do?"
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10 years ago
A dancer I know at my local club has had the full upper body and face of Elvira tattooed on her right arm for at least the eight years I've known her. Elvira still looks the same!
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10 years ago
I concur with Clubber. All that ink should be saved for better purposes. Even if it just spilled on the floor.
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10 years ago
I like her "spirit."
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10 years ago
I'm with Londonguy. Most of the clubs I go to have a video screen and/or a TV, but I can't really concentrate on watching a sports event with voluptuous naked girls around. If I'm really interested in a game, I'll stay home and watch it there. Then I might go to strip club afterward to either celebrate the victory, or drown my sorrows in a pair of nice big natural boobies!
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10 years ago
You probably asked him, "Officer, would you please hold my beer while I get my driver's license and registration?
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10 years ago
You're welcome!
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10 years ago
I drive by there on a regular basis. They're right in my neighborhood. Those two drive-up coffee stands had quite a run. They were two of about seven run by the same owner, a former stripper at an UHM club (now closed) in Seattle.
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10 years ago
To add to Mikeya's comment: It should be a *topless* ping pong tournament! The dancer that can hold the most ping pong balls in her cleavage would win. (No paddles or table needed.)
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10 years ago
I sense that a decimal point was misplaced in that $500,000. figure.
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10 years ago
In the two lap dances videos posted, neither was shot in a strip club, which is a different environment and where money is involved. It's important to remember, that in a strip club songs may be as short as two and a half minutes. Three minutes and longer is a long song (where I've done most of my clubbing). It's a waste of the customer's money to do any of the "air dance introductions" that are shown in these videos. So, as a dancer you need to get in contact with the customer right away, and keep as much contact as you can during the short amount of period you have.
Also, I agree with the others, that facing the customer is important. Certainly as your first move. Those dancers that start facing away from the customer are conveying that they're not comfortable with that customer. It's like first meeting someone, and then he/she immediately turns away from you.
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10 years ago
See this link for the best angle of what I described above:
http://www.takepart.com/sites/default/files/styles/landscape_main_image/public/San-Onofre.jpg?itok=KIPIwjOZ
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10 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
What do you suppose they would do when the bouncer has to throw someone out of the club?
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10 years ago
That's nothing. See photos of the San Onofre, CA, nuclear generating station. It got the idea first:
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=San+Onofre+Nuclear+Power+Plant&FORM=RESTAB
Local lore has it that it was originally the mold for Dolly Parton's bras. Then converted to a nuclear power plant.
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10 years ago
My comment above, pertained to ITC. I just remembered that a dancer's boyfriend may have facilitated an OTC with me. I'm pretty sure it was a dancer's boy friend who drove her to my house the first two times I saw her for OTC. By the third time, she mentioned both that she had broken up with her latest boyfriend and that she'd need me to pick her up to go to my house. But those two facts were not even in the same sentence. It was still creepy to me to know her boyfriend was the one who drove her!
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10 years ago
@ Shadow: What I've had happen, with just one dancer, is that when she got a new boyfriend, I wasn't allowed to either text her, or see her OTC. She used to go through boyfriends quickly--about three months duration for any one relationship I ever remember her having.
@ Alyssa: Good observation. Boyfriends, husbands, and other ne'er-do-wells of dancers are bad for business in strip clubs. One example: Another dancer was so happy to point out her new boyfriend in the club one night, that I didn't even get dances with her that night. Just the thought of her boyfriend being in the club, while I have my hands on her boobs was a real mood killer.
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10 years ago
"Custie" is minimally acceptable to me. I definitely don't like "PL." If you'll notice I never use either term in my posts. I suppose that sclvr is most correct! An "ATM with legs," perhaps?
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10 years ago
I have two stories about helpful waitresses:
1. In Las Vegas, at one of the larger clubs, I was ready to get dances, but I didn't see a dancer that particularly suited my interest at the moment. However, the floor was so crowded and there were other dance areas not visible from where I was sitting. A waitress come over to me and in addition to taking my drink order she asked "What type of dancer do you like?" I gave her an easy description, and she then said, "I'll send on over to you." (There were so many dancers on shift at that moment that it was no problem finding one that suited just about any customer's interest.)
2. In what is now the Deja Vu, city of Industry, CA, the waitresses would really be observant of which customers were spending money and which weren't; then they could advise the dancers accordingly. One example that I observed was: A dancer had just arrived on the floor to start her shift. A waitress who had already been there for at least an hour came over to the dancer while she was sitting with a customer. The waitress asked the dancer, "Are you cold?" That was their code for "the customer you're sitting with hasn't bought any dances or drinks for dancers since he's been here." They had several other coded phrases as well.
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10 years ago
Great post again, Alyssa! I'm so pleased to hear that the "pushy dancer" got fired, and you continue to do well in your new job. As someone commented on your earlier thread, it was just a matter of time that she'd cause problems for the club and be appropriately recognized for her work.
On your question about school girl costumes, I'm with Shadowcat. It seems to be the most common of all the theme costumes that dancers wear, and as for myself, I've probably seen enough dancer in it to last the rest of my life. But, the important thing is, is that if it works for you, keep it as part of your costume variety.