My Most Memorable SS of the Day

Oh great. I hear that all of the time. However 50% of them can tell what I am wearing and the other 50% want to know what I am wearing.

I actually have had more than a few thank me for bothering to smell nice. Which surprises me because at that point I've had it on all day a swear it has to have faded. (Makes me wonder now what my coworkers think of me...hmmm)

I smell like old sice..lol

^^^ what sorta PLS (pl-shit) do you give strippers?

I'm sure you smell just fine shadow. This guy overdid it.

I wear just an inexpensive drug store lotion after shave before going into a strip. I also shave, shower, and use deodorant before leaving home. The first time a dancer sits next to me, I'm often greeted by being asked, "What are you wearing? You smell great. " My standard response is, "It's an exotic blend . . . . . of the fragrances . . . . of the last three dancers that sat next to me!. I call it, 'stripper blend,' . . . . and it's never the same twice." That usually gets a giggle. Then I further comment as the dancer is leaning heavily into me, "Now yours is in the mix."

Club_Goer - I have a t-shirt that reads "I smell like strippers". But some question if that is a good or a bad thing. :)

I guess drowning in cheap cologne is better than B.O., but probably not by very much. Sometimes I can smell the funk from an unusually odoriferous PL from several tables away, and I can't even image any dancer having the stomach to sit near him, much less dance for him. Maybe if she had a cold and her sinuses were all clogged up, she might be able to muscle thru it.

It's true lopaw, but we are greedy strippers lol so we suffer thru it for the money

The weird thing, I never put on anything, something which weirds out my one friend, and yet strippers want to know what I'm wearing.

So Diva, what exactly are you trying to say? Several dancers told me last night that I have a really huge penis. I've heard this many times before. I also get told a lot that I must work out a lot cause I have really big muscles. Are you trying to say that those girls are lying just to make money? I find that kinda heard to believe.

@JS: would you rather she called you Stubby? Or Limpy? ;-D

No kidding John smith, same here! I've never been told by a civie that I have a huge cock and large muscles, they just gasp and moan really loud. But almost every stripper has told me I do.

Hey Diva, could these strippers actually be embellishing? I was hoping that they were just more forthcoming than my civies, but i guess you have so much to compare from. Lol! Kidding if course...

Well – there is also CS (Customer Shit) – like when we say - “wow; you’re really smart”

^lol
John, sometimes compliments are sincere and well deserved. Sometimes we do embellish, but I think it's that we are a lot more forthcoming with civvies.

I probably smell like pizza. I really need to get a different job.

The last time a dancer told me I had a really big cock, I tried my best not to laugh. That wasn't good enough though. She wound up cutting the dance short and leaving in a huff.

Diva- do you know which cologne he was wearing ? I'm guessing probably Paco Rabanne 1 Million, or A-men by Thierry Mugler.

She said cheap...it was probably Bod/Axe spray or Usher/Stenson/Ed Hardy crap.

That's the worst SS you've ever uttered? I think that qualifies you for sainthood among strippers.

That was my worst for that day lol My strategy is to find something I genuinely like about the guy and play that up.

To this day, my favorite stripper line (and boy did it work!) was when an uber-hottie approached me and while running her perfectly manicured fingernail along the buttons on my blouse uttered "you know what would look really great on you? ME."

I was a goner :)

@Diva so do you like Puerto Rican looking motherfuckers that make six figures :) Cuz I can see you me a few adopted Dominican kids living that American dream in Ashville NC :)

Lol ^