Reviews by commodore

Went to the new Candy Shop as a part of a swing through San Diego. It is the same location that used to be Pure Platinum. From the exterior the building has some…

This club looked to have some potential based on previous reviews, so I ventured into downtown Lansing to give it a try. It's in a nice part of town near the baseball stadium, and…

My pre visit recon indicated that DD was going to be a sure fire club to get the sort of attention I prefer for my dollar. The club itself was fine from the outside,…

First of all, anyone going to a strip club in the greater Hampton Roads area has to know what level of service to expect. It’s just not going to be anything that I would…

After visiting nearby Akron and looking the general vicinity over this club seemed to offer a lot of promise - a strip club, massage parlor, and adult store all in one location. When I…

I was in the Hampton Roads area and saw that this club was in desperate need of a more current review, so I decided to take one for the team. The club itself is…

I came to Miss Kitty after leaving Scarlett’s drained of cash but not in other important areas. Compared to Scarlett’s Miss Kitty is run down and dumpy, with a much lower quality of dancer.…

Scarlett’s was the next stop on my road trip, and again, based on previous reviews seemed to be a pretty sure thing. The parking lot was amazing; I don’t know if it ever gets…

Based on the number of positive reviews for this place it seemed a natural layover on a recent cross-country trip. It looked to have easy access to the highway and plenty of nearby lodging.…

This club reopened the weekend of April 1st after what was allegedly a lengthy renovation. This was my first trip to Lust so I cannot compare it to how it was before but the…

Based on the two previous reviews to this club I was excited that perhaps there was going to be some improvement to the Norfolk strip club scene. This Headlights is not hard to get…

After reading the reviews for Playhouse I had a pretty good idea what the score was before I showed up. If you're coming from the Turnpike it's a straight shot to get to, and…

Back in Norfolk I decided to test the COVID strip club waters at Getaway. The exterior of the club is very non-descript; you could easily drive by if you weren’t looking carefully. Gravel…

I probably have not been to the Kings Inn in at least eight years, but on a recent trip to New Beige I was surprised to see how much exterior work had been done to…

This was the second club I visited during my trip to NOLA, and it was a fair sight worse than the previous, Rick’s. Part of this may have had something to do with my…

Rick's was the first of a few stops at strip clubs in NOLA. I was originally drawn in by the bar they had facing Bourbon St., and I hadn't intended on going in.…

Was directed to Headlights by the waitress at Hot Seat (a review for which will be filed SEPCOR). "Meh" exterior, inside the door there was a reception table where my ID was scrutinized for…

After the closing of 1320 Club II this might be the only viable strip joint left in the DC area. The area itself is safe, and fairly easy to get to by Metro or…

I would challenge anyone to name a place that has a better combination of club quality, girl attractiveness, and dollar value. Many moons ago I was a regular at CD but work and circumstances…

Because there's no reason not to just go south to TJ. I took an Uber from the airport to the old border crossing, which is exceptionally poorly marked. Going through customs my enhanced…

While exploring the Bunker Hill strip scene I stopped here in search of class. Unfortunately this is a BYOB establishment, and unlike most BYOB places I've visited, there was no bar/liquor store adjacent to…

I tried BT's because my local favorite Alcatraz was randomly closed yesterday. Getting to the club itself was not too painful, and the valet parking, while an additional expense, was convenient for that part…

I was excited to try Excape because it was located adjacent to a small motel, which meant that I could really get my drink on without having to worry about driving home afterwards. And…

I visited Golden Horseshoe after trying some of the other clubs in the area. It does not have the atmosphere of a place like Foxy Lady, but is far more pleasant that Paradise City…

I made my way to 1320 II after an extremely disappointing visit to Paper Moon down the street. The differences could not be more pronounced. Paper Moon has good curb appeal, while 1320…