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39 reviews by commodore

Candy Shop Gentlemen's Club

San Diego, CA

Went to the Candy Shop, no licks on the lollipop.

Went to the new Candy Shop as a part of a swing through San Diego. It is the same location that used to be Pure Platinum. From the exterior the building has some…

1 yr ago

Omar's

Lansing, MI

Opens at 6pm, but even that is too early.

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

This club looked to have some potential based on previous reviews, so I ventured into downtown Lansing to give it a try. It's in a nice part of town near the baseball stadium, and…

1 yr ago

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

No satisfaction, but no ROB either

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

My pre visit recon indicated that DD was going to be a sure fire club to get the sort of attention I prefer for my dollar. The club itself was fine from the outside,…

2 yrs ago

Headlights Gentlemen's Club

Newport News, VA

The Pros and Cons of Standardization

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

First of all, anyone going to a strip club in the greater Hampton Roads area has to know what level of service to expect. It’s just not going to be anything that I would…

2 yrs ago

Club 76

Youngstown, OH

A decent truck stop, but not worth a detour

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

After visiting nearby Akron and looking the general vicinity over this club seemed to offer a lot of promise - a strip club, massage parlor, and adult store all in one location. When I…

3 yrs ago

Katt

Newport News, VA

Low Cost, Low Return at The Katt

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I was in the Hampton Roads area and saw that this club was in desperate need of a more current review, so I decided to take one for the team. The club itself is…

3 yrs ago

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, IL

ROB Alert

★★★★★★★3.3/10

I came to Miss Kitty after leaving Scarlett’s drained of cash but not in other important areas. Compared to Scarlett’s Miss Kitty is run down and dumpy, with a much lower quality of dancer.…

4 yrs ago2

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, IL

Quality club, but "Caveat emptor"

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Scarlett’s was the next stop on my road trip, and again, based on previous reviews seemed to be a pretty sure thing. The parking lot was amazing; I don’t know if it ever gets…

5 yrs ago1

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, PA

This Could Be a Gem of a Club

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Based on the number of positive reviews for this place it seemed a natural layover on a recent cross-country trip. It looked to have easy access to the highway and plenty of nearby lodging.…

5 yrs ago4

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, WV

White collar prices in a blue collar town

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

This club reopened the weekend of April 1st after what was allegedly a lengthy renovation. This was my first trip to Lust so I cannot compare it to how it was before but the…

5 yrs ago3

Headlights Gentlemen's Club

Chesapeake, VA

Another Burned Out Headlights

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Based on the two previous reviews to this club I was excited that perhaps there was going to be some improvement to the Norfolk strip club scene. This Headlights is not hard to get…

5 yrs ago2

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, NJ

Even for a strip club vet, PH is a new experience

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

After reading the reviews for Playhouse I had a pretty good idea what the score was before I showed up. If you're coming from the Turnpike it's a straight shot to get to, and…

5 yrs ago1

Getaway Rockin' Country Go-Go

Portsmouth, VA

There is almost a Getaway from COVID here...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Back in Norfolk I decided to test the COVID strip club waters at Getaway. The exterior of the club is very non-descript; you could easily drive by if you weren’t looking carefully. Gravel…

5 yrs ago

Kings Inn

North Dartmouth, MA

Lipstick on the Pigs Inn

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I probably have not been to the Kings Inn in at least eight years, but on a recent trip to New Beige I was surprised to see how much exterior work had been done to…

6 yrs ago

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, LA

Bourbon St. Bummer

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

This was the second club I visited during my trip to NOLA, and it was a fair sight worse than the previous, Rick’s. Part of this may have had something to do with my…

7 yrs ago

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, LA

Frigid fun, but beware the upsell

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Rick's was the first of a few stops at strip clubs in NOLA. I was originally drawn in by the bar they had facing Bourbon St., and I hadn't intended on going in.…

7 yrs ago

Headlights Gold Gentleman's Club

Portsmouth, VA

Waste of Talent and Time

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Was directed to Headlights by the waitress at Hot Seat (a review for which will be filed SEPCOR). "Meh" exterior, inside the door there was a reception table where my ID was scrutinized for…

7 yrs ago1

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

The Best of What's Left

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

After the closing of 1320 Club II this might be the only viable strip joint left in the DC area. The area itself is safe, and fairly easy to get to by Metro or…

7 yrs ago

Desire

Providence, RI

The Best Strip Club in New England

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I would challenge anyone to name a place that has a better combination of club quality, girl attractiveness, and dollar value. Many moons ago I was a regular at CD but work and circumstances…

7 yrs ago1

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

Why Are There Strip Clubs In San Diego?

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Because there's no reason not to just go south to TJ. I took an Uber from the airport to the old border crossing, which is exceptionally poorly marked. Going through customs my enhanced…

8 yrs ago11

Elysium Gentlemen's Club

Bunker Hill, WV

Elysium: Not 'paradise' and not Greek either

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

While exploring the Bunker Hill strip scene I stopped here in search of class. Unfortunately this is a BYOB establishment, and unlike most BYOB places I've visited, there was no bar/liquor store adjacent to…

8 yrs ago

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, MI

An upper scale locals' dive bar

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I tried BT's because my local favorite Alcatraz was randomly closed yesterday. Getting to the club itself was not too painful, and the valet parking, while an additional expense, was convenient for that part…

9 yrs ago

Excape Nightclub

Baltimore, MD

A room with a view

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I was excited to try Excape because it was located adjacent to a small motel, which meant that I could really get my drink on without having to worry about driving home afterwards. And…

9 yrs ago

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, WV

Small Town Value

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I visited Golden Horseshoe after trying some of the other clubs in the area. It does not have the atmosphere of a place like Foxy Lady, but is far more pleasant that Paradise City…

9 yrs ago

1320 II

Springfield, VA

Steak Restaurant with a Side of Stripper

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I made my way to 1320 II after an extremely disappointing visit to Paper Moon down the street. The differences could not be more pronounced. Paper Moon has good curb appeal, while 1320…

10 yrs ago