commodore

Michigan

Reviews by commodore

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  8 days ago
  Candy Shop Gentlemen's Club

  San Diego, California
  Went to the Candy Shop, no licks on the lollipop.

  Went to the new Candy Shop as a part of a swing through San Diego. It is the same location that used to be Pure Platinum. From the exterior the building has...
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  2 months ago
  Omar's

  Lansing, Michigan
  Opens at 6pm, but even that is too early.

  This club looked to have some potential based on previous reviews, so I ventured into downtown Lansing to give it a try. It's in a nice part of town near the baseball stadium,...
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  6 months ago
  Diamond Dolls

  Pompano Beach, Florida
  No satisfaction, but no ROB either

  My pre visit recon indicated that DD was going to be a sure fire club to get the sort of attention I prefer for my dollar. The club itself was fine from the...
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  a year ago
  Headlights Gentlemen's Club

  Newport News, Virginia
  The Pros and Cons of Standardization

  First of all, anyone going to a strip club in the greater Hampton Roads area has to know what level of service to expect. It’s just not going to be anything that I...
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  2 years ago
  Club 76

  Youngstown, Ohio
  A decent truck stop, but not worth a detour

  After visiting nearby Akron and looking the general vicinity over this club seemed to offer a lot of promise - a strip club, massage parlor, and adult store all in one location. When...
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  2 years ago
  Katt

  Newport News, Virginia
  Low Cost, Low Return at The Katt

  I was in the Hampton Roads area and saw that this club was in desperate need of a more current review, so I decided to take one for the team. The club itself...
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  3 years ago
  Miss Kitty Showgirls

  East St. Louis, Illinois
  ROB Alert

  I came to Miss Kitty after leaving Scarlett’s drained of cash but not in other important areas. Compared to Scarlett’s Miss Kitty is run down and dumpy, with a much lower quality of...
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  3 years ago

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  bfc1978
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  3 years ago
  Scarlett's Cabaret

  East St. Louis, Illinois
  Quality club, but "Caveat emptor"

  Scarlett’s was the next stop on my road trip, and again, based on previous reviews seemed to be a pretty sure thing. The parking lot was amazing; I don’t know if it ever...
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  3 years ago

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  earlharvey
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  3 years ago
  The Filly Gentlemen's Club

  Smithton, Pennsylvania
  This Could Be a Gem of a Club

  Based on the number of positive reviews for this place it seemed a natural layover on a recent cross-country trip. It looked to have easy access to the highway and plenty of nearby...
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  3 years ago

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  ShizzleDizzlePizzle
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  4 years ago
  Lust Gentlemen's Club

  Martinsburg, West Virginia
  White collar prices in a blue collar town

  This club reopened the weekend of April 1st after what was allegedly a lengthy renovation. This was my first trip to Lust so I cannot compare it to how it was before but...
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  4 years ago

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  ATACdawg
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  4 years ago
  Headlights Gentlemen's Club

  Chesapeake, Virginia
  Another Burned Out Headlights

  Based on the two previous reviews to this club I was excited that perhaps there was going to be some improvement to the Norfolk strip club scene. This Headlights is not hard to...
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  3 years ago

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  MacWinters
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  4 years ago
  Playhouse Lounge

  Burlington, New Jersey
  Even for a strip club vet, PH is a new experience

  After reading the reviews for Playhouse I had a pretty good idea what the score was before I showed up. If you're coming from the Turnpike it's a straight shot to get to,...
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  4 years ago

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  Og12345
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  4 years ago
  Getaway Rockin' Country Go-Go

  Portsmouth, Virginia
  There is almost a Getaway from COVID here...

  Back in Norfolk I decided to test the COVID strip club waters at Getaway. The exterior of the club is very non-descript; you could easily drive by if you weren’t looking carefully. ...
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  5 years ago
  Kings Inn

  North Dartmouth, Massachusetts
  Lipstick on the Pigs Inn

  I probably have not been to the Kings Inn in at least eight years, but on a recent trip to New Beige I was surprised to see how much exterior work had been done...
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  5 years ago
  Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

  New Orleans, Louisiana
  Bourbon St. Bummer

  This was the second club I visited during my trip to NOLA, and it was a fair sight worse than the previous, Rick’s. Part of this may have had something to do with...
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  5 years ago
  Rick's Cabaret

  New Orleans, Louisiana
  Frigid fun, but beware the upsell

  Rick's was the first of a few stops at strip clubs in NOLA. I was originally drawn in by the bar they had facing Bourbon St., and I hadn't intended on going in....
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  6 years ago
  Headlights Gold Gentleman's Club

  Portsmouth, Virginia
  Waste of Talent and Time

  Was directed to Headlights by the waitress at Hot Seat (a review for which will be filed SEPCOR). "Meh" exterior, inside the door there was a reception table where my ID was scrutinized...
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  3 years ago

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  Hellohime
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  6 years ago
  Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

  Arlington, Virginia
  The Best of What's Left

  After the closing of 1320 Club II this might be the only viable strip joint left in the DC area. The area itself is safe, and fairly easy to get to by Metro...
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  6 years ago
  Desire

  Providence, Rhode Island
  The Best Strip Club in New England

  I would challenge anyone to name a place that has a better combination of club quality, girl attractiveness, and dollar value. Many moons ago I was a regular at CD but work and...
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  6 years ago

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  loper
• review

  7 years ago
  Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

  Tijuana, Baja California
  Why Are There Strip Clubs In San Diego?

  Because there's no reason not to just go south to TJ. I took an Uber from the airport to the old border crossing, which is exceptionally poorly marked. Going through customs my...
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  7 years ago

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  Jascoi
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  7 years ago
  Elysium Gentlemen's Club

  Bunker Hill, West Virginia
  Elysium: Not 'paradise' and not Greek either

  While exploring the Bunker Hill strip scene I stopped here in search of class. Unfortunately this is a BYOB establishment, and unlike most BYOB places I've visited, there was no bar/liquor store adjacent...
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  7 years ago
  BT's Executive Club

  Dearborn, Michigan
  An upper scale locals' dive bar

  I tried BT's because my local favorite Alcatraz was randomly closed yesterday. Getting to the club itself was not too painful, and the valet parking, while an additional expense, was convenient for that...
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  8 years ago
  Excape Nightclub

  Baltimore, Maryland
  A room with a view

  I was excited to try Excape because it was located adjacent to a small motel, which meant that I could really get my drink on without having to worry about driving home afterwards. ...
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  8 years ago
  Golden Horseshoe Club

  Ranson, West Virginia
  Small Town Value

  I visited Golden Horseshoe after trying some of the other clubs in the area. It does not have the atmosphere of a place like Foxy Lady, but is far more pleasant that Paradise...