Excape Nightclub

It’s been a long time since I’ve been here and not much has changed. Came in around 10pm and got Id checked at the door. Free entry even at 10 pm. It’s a big open space with a long stage surrounded by the bar. A few pool tables and golf game I believe. There is a seperate section for lap dances but did not see anyone really go. Got a seat at the bar and got a $6 beer. Titty tipped the barista and watched a few girls go in and out of the dressing room chatting . No one was in a rush for the stage shows and ladies took their time going around the bar for tips. The most I tipped was $2 at the bar. I saw about a dozen girls there, a few black a few white, some heavy, some lite. They all wore pasties when dancing. The prettiest one was a slender white lady with bolt ons and seemed a bit out of it during her dance. The girls talked to regulars, and only a couple asked if I was interested in a dance in the back. Last time I got a dance there was years ago and it wasn’t really anything worth writing home about. I decline all offers. I left around 11pm, and saw a few more guest come in. Overall, it’s free, and a beer with almost naked ladies around. Not the best looking ladies but a chill atmosphere.

Haven't been here in several years but decided to check it out on a Friday evening. Typical roadside ambience, large non descript warehouse style building, practically in the parking lot of a questionable motel. Expected to see decent activity being a Friday night around 10pm, found not much at all going on. Maybe 6-8 customers and I only saw 4 girls working. Only two of the other customers seem to be paying any real attention to the girl on stage. I did ask one of the bouncers if there are usually more girls and he said only on Saturdays, so may give it another try on a Saturday night. Girls were all very average looking, 5s and 6s I would say. Of the four girls I saw, two were on the thicker side and two were incredibly skinny. All four were white, 20s maybe early 30s. Was never approached by any of the girls, it seemed like as soon as the finished dancing they found a chair and got on their phones. The vibe was definitely odd, it was like neither the customers or the dancers were interested in normal strip club activities and it was more like a local dive bar that just happened to have girls dancing. All that being said, drinks were reasonably priced and they seem to offer a full food menu so maybe not a bad hang out if you just want a couple beers and something to eat. Wouldn't come back with the intention of enjoying a strip club / lap dances / etc but maybe just to grab drinks with friends.

I had some time to kill on a Wednesday at 1:15pm so I tried my luck here. I entered and walked up to the bar where the cute blonde bartender informed me that I was the first customer of the day. Pretty sure the hours listed on tuscl website need to be updated. The bar snaked along the outside of the long elevated stage. Once I sat down a Latina in her early 20s started dancing. Not the best dancing I’d seen but she was good looking enough for where I was. She did two songs presenting her assets in a glorious fashion during the second song. Upon completion, she went around to all of the patrons (me) to collect dollars. The next dancer was a thick white girl who was not as attractive as the bartender. The bartender, by the way, was nice enough to ask me if there was any girl I wanted to chat with. I said no for now because I needed to see who else was there. The next woman was a fit black girl who was a far better dancer who could even do the “bouncy splits.” This impressed me enough to tip her more than the first girl. When the next girl went up, I ordered a beer for about $7. The black girl came to sit next to me. She was nice to look at up close. I ordered her a drink for $25 because I still needed to kill some time. Unfortunately, she wasn’t the best conversationalist. No small talk. She was pretty much on her phone the whole time. She didn’t offer me anything but I’m not sure if I needed to suggest something for us to do or not. She wasn’t very aggressive either. It would have been nice if she was more aggressive because I did get bored of her. It was like she was there because she also needed to kill time doing something so she said “might as well strip today.” I should have tried to chat with the Latina but I got a text indicated I needed to leave so that was it for me for the day. Also, before I left, two other guys entered. One seemed to be an older local since two of the girls sat by him and started talking. I couldn’t tell if there were lapdance areas on the far side of the place since no one mentioned them to me. Other than that, where was a pool table and a jukebox for the girls to select songs. I feel like the venue was good but maybe I got there two early for much to go down. I felt pretty comfortable. Didn’t get any unsafe or weird vibes. I might go back if I happened to pass the place again and needed some more hours to waste but I definitely would not go out of my way to go there. Definitely not worth it.

Went to Excape on a Thursday. I haven't been in about a year, so I figured, I got the time today, so why not. Walked in around 9ish, I figured all the late girls would be there by now. So I walk in, got a pat down, paid $10 sat at the bar and got a Mich Ultra, was $7 plus a tip. I don't know how to describe the girls, the white ones looked either basic or ex addicts and the black ones were kinda ghetto. About an hour into my stay I noticed it was getting darker. They had "rappers" on stage. Not sure if it was a music video or what but it wasn't my thing. Apparently they have rappers perform there while the girls dance. Not my thing. You would think they would cater to their clientele.

Visited Excape around 10:30 on Friday. The building still has its parking lot right next to a motel. Ample parking as per usual. No cover to enter the club. Most of the seats around the bar were filled by customers and dancer company. Two bartenders were on shift with each one tending to one side of the long rectangular bar. Tip walk is still the standard here with dancers doing two songs per stage rotation. It is expected to tip at least one dollar per song so unless you’re over by the pool tables in the back you’ll see your stack of ones shrink by 2$ per dancer. Stayed through one full stage set of all the dozen dancers on shift. Majority of dancers were WOC with a few white gals sprinkled in. The fitness level of the dancers was definitely the highest I can remember seeing here, with the understanding that I used to hit this up during the week mostly. The stage shows were nothing special and the pasties still being enforced is a bit of a bummer. I wasn’t approached by any dancers for company during my 20 minute stay. Regulars still monopolize the dancers’ non stage time and pretty much your only chance to steal a top looks gal is during the tip walk or she’ll be back by a regular. It’s not too hard to impress here just use a bill that’s not a single 1$. Since rooms are nonexistent and dances seldom sold this is a club easy on the wallet if you’re only there an hour. A lot of regulars seem to be blue collar and middle class guys who can feel like a big spender for throwing around a couple hundred dollars in a trip. It’s definitely got a neighborhood bar vibe that also happens to be a strip club. It’s a nice place to post up and play pool or catch a bit of a game on the big screens while enjoying the view. Left with plenty of money in my pocket which would have not have happened at the more expensive Gold Club not far away.

Went on a whim to see how it was on a no. Weekend night. Still pretty lame. I stayed for a half hour and saw about 3 dancers. All white but I saws some dancers lingering around. Two of those that dance were chubby, not in a good way, one was slimmer but had a harsh face. No one asked for dances (thank god). And each dancer went around the bar to ask for tips. Drinks weren’t too expensive. I think my beer was $6, and entry was free. There are pool tables and they do serve food but I didn’t get any. There may have been 5 other patrons there, so the energy was low. It’s spacious with the stage surrounded by the bar. Not too many lookers among the dancers so I bounced early. Plus, all the dancers had pasties on, which also sucked.