Quality club, but "Caveat emptor"

Scarlett’s was the next stop on my road trip, and again, based on previous reviews seemed to be a pretty sure thing. The parking lot was amazing; I don’t know if it ever gets even close to filled because it was so massive, but such a pleasant change from most holes in the wall. There was a $10 cover and opening to a massive interior that was mostly quiet. There was one stage operational and as the bar didn’t provide a good vantage point I grabbed a table near the rail. Scarlett’s was interesting in that at least three different waitresses took my order over my time there – always a good reason to pay in cash! The talent was fairly good; mostly 6-7 with a gem or two (and a rock or two). I was approached a few times but was most interested in a thin blonde with uncomfortable looking bolt ons. She had a few years on her face but based on her looks, the fact that she didn’t do stage dances, and the way she was rubbing my leg, I felt it was going to be the real deal. I took her to the VIP and became quickly dismayed that not only was there nothing on the menu, that even the dance was restrictive. I left annoyed, and didn’t bother to sample any of the other women.

Scarlett’s is a great club, it really is, as long as all you are looking for is a stage show or low mileage dance. As they say, YMMV, and mine was worse than my truck’s.