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8 years ago
For the past six months I've spent many nights at my ATF's apartment. For most of that time, her boyfriend has been in jail, so there was nothing to worry about on that front. (However, he gets out in about three weeks.)
When we agreed on our latest overnight date a week and a half ago, she revealed that she had a new, non-incarcerated boyfriend. I asked her if I needed to worry about being interrupted by an irate boyfriend. Her answer: No, he's just been released from prison and is on home detention at his mother's house across town, so he won't bother us.
She claims to be in love with both the current jailbird and the recent jailbird and will be moving in with one or the other pretty soon, so our little OTC fling is nearing its end.
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8 years ago
Thanks for the necessary clarification, BigDickSammy.
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8 years ago
Larry, you've attained a level of wisdom in just a year that some of us haven't in 20+ years! Last year I fell in like/lust/love with a stripper half my age (I'm 62, she's 32). We've had many wonderful overnight dates and she's always super-affectionate (on dates, at least), but it has cost me too much both financially and emotionally. I'm old enough to know better! I actually spent last Wednesday night with her and hope to see her at least one more time next week, but it's time to put an end to this. Fortunately both the financial and the emotional damage are minor.
When I started seeing her in August, I thought I might learn some new positions, try my first edibles, and maybe do my first threesome. Instead I have learned two things:
1. Never *ever* fall in love with a stripper.
2. Never *ever* advance money to or pay rent for a stripper.
Congratulations on your early epiphany.
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8 years ago
What Juice said. Strippers are easily confused -- I want to make access as easy as possible for them :)
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8 years ago
I haven't gone to a strip club since Thursday before last -- #13DaysClean. However, I did spend last Wednesday night to Thursday afternoon with my ATF, so I guess #6DaysClean. And I'm going to a strip cub tomorrow. Yup, I'm still a PL :)
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8 years ago
Wallah!
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8 years ago
I have taken my ATF out for dinner and brunch many times over the past five months (with bedtime fun, sleep, and morning fun in between). Dinner is always rather pricey by my standards, like Japanese food or a steakhouse for around $100 for two, and brunch is also not cheap, like $30-40 for two. The remarkable thing is that she always asks me for permission if her entrée costs a little more than mine or she wants a dessert. My standard response: You can eat or drink whatever you want, baby. She has proved to be rather greedy in the "pay" part of our P4P relationship, but spending an extra $3 on her entrée or $7 on a dessert is the least of my monetary worries. I feel like saying "Yes, by all means get the $10 girlie cocktail or the $7 crème brulee -- but don't raise the price of a sleepover from $400 to $500!"
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8 years ago
For about 20 years my #1 club, which I visit 20-40 times a year, has been the low-mileage, low-contact Silver Bullet in Urbana, IL. Last year my #2 club, which had long been Brad's Brass Flamingo in Indianapolis, was replaced by Club Rio, also in Indy, with its extras-friendly VIP room. In 2016 I visited the Bullet and Rio 15-20 times each. These two clubs provide quite the contrast to this monger!
Kudos to 3LeggedMan for his choice of the Landing Strip in Austin, which I hit at least once on every semiannual or annual trip to that wonderful city. It features high-mileage lappers for $5-10 (depending on time of day and day of the week) and a surprisingly no-holds-barred VIP area, not to mention a great mix of white, black, and Latina hotties.
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8 years ago
Q: What do you call a stripper with pigtails?
A: A blowjob with handlebars.
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
In no particular:
In 'n Out -- burger and fries, every time I'm in SoCal or Austin
Mr. Bojangles -- the South's improvement on Popeye's
Popeye's -- fried chicken and biscuits
Culver's -- great Midwestern burgers, fries, and frozen custard chain
Chick-Fil-a -- chicken sandwich
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8 years ago
Yeah, it was tremendously brave of Dame Meryl Streep (whom I have adored in movies, by the way, since "Holocaust" in 1978 and "Manhattan" in 1979) to use her acceptance speech at the Golden Globes to say nasty things about Trump to a crowd that (a) overwhelmingly agrees with her and (b) would never dare to voice disagreement with her in any case. She's a regular Profile in Courage :)
No, Trump isn't going to be impeached -- ever. Resignation is more likely, though I suspect that he'll serve one complete term and then retire, letting Pence run for the Presidency in 2020.
While I'm making predictions: If we can't get rid of the electoral college after the elections of 2000 and 2016, in both of which the winner of the popular vote lost the electoral vote, we never will. At most we might reform it so that the winner of each congressional district gets its electoral vote and the two at-large electors for each state go to the winner of that state's popular vote.
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8 years ago
^^ What 3LeggedMan said. I see no reason to waste money at the Admiral Theater, Allure, Ocean, or the Gold Club. The fun in Chicagoland is to be found in Chicago Heights (390, Jimmy's) and Harvey (Club O, Skybox) plus PoleKatz and Heavenly Bodies. Also, a surprising amount of contact in both directions can be enjoyed at the bikini bars (All Stars plus several around Mannheim Rd and Lake). Finally, the only places in greater Chicago where Deuce Jr. has been in a stripper's mouth are Arnie's in Harvey and Blackjack's in Elgin.
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8 years ago
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Jascoimr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
The club where my fave's obese customer died the week before I was there has only one VIP room, so it's not like she could just take me to another. Getting blown where someone had died a week earlier didn't bother me at all.
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8 years ago
Thanks for sharing, crazyjoe! Nice pics. For some reason I want to go for a ride in a motorboat (or something like that).
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8 years ago
Oh, did scrub spew his vitriol again? How I miss that lil ray of sunshine!
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8 years ago
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Jascoimr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
Your subject line made me think that that little Indian dude in "Life of Pi", after dealing with all those wild animals in his boat, landed in SoCal, headed straight to COI, and died in a VIP room.
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8 years ago
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Jascoimr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
A VIP favorite of mine a couple of years ago told me how traumatized she had been when a *very* overweight customer in his 40s croaked during a series of lap dances with her. She said "We weren't even doing anything sexual -- it was just dances!". By the time the ambulance arrived, he had died of a heart attack.
The other dances were bitchy enough to tease her about it relentlessly: "Way to go, Jess! You fucked a customer to death!"
But seriously, folks -- doesn't this beat choking to death on a chili dog or something?
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8 years ago
With a subject line like that, I just had* to look! Natalia is quite the hottie! Here are some nude beach shots of her:
http://maxwell-d.tumblr.com/post/143190577530/natalie-andreeva-aka-natali-nemtchinova-amanda (9 pics)
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8 years ago
I have recently discovered FB addresses of *lots* of strippers at half a dozen clubs that I frequent, including several with whom I've been quite, um, intimate. There is absolutely no upside to revealing to a stripper that you know her FB name. If I ever choose to exchange FB info with a stripper, I'll use a fake account that has no connection to my real FB whatsoever.
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8 years ago
^ Ha! I haven't missed his vitriol at all. "Get off my lawn!" -- exactly!
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8 years ago
With my ATF I started at $350 for overnight but foolishly allowed the price to drift up to a theoretical $500, though actually more because of advances now and then. After a health-related break for both of us the past couple of months, I'm planning to offer $350 again for our next sleepover in a couple of weeks. Whether she agrees depends entirely on how desperate she is for money at that moment.
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8 years ago
You have named my three favorite Indy clubs. In fact, over the past few years I have migrated as follows:
* Brad's - relatively high-mileage $10 lappers (now $20 but $12 at lunchtime)
* Dancer's - $20 all the time with comparable mileage)
* Club Rio - lap dances are always $20 but the real action is in the $30 area and, most especially, the VIP room
Five years ago I probably visited Brad's 15-20 times a year. Last year I was at Club Rio about 15 times and no other Indy clubs at all. Rio is the closest thing Indy has to an extras club.
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8 years ago
Cherry.jinx, welcome to TUSCL! New female contributors are (or should be) always welcome. Now . . . (I can't believe I'm the first to say this) . . . show us your tits so that we can determine whether, in our expert opinion, you are worthy :)
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8 years ago
Six weeks, twice, including 11/1 to 12/15 recently. Both times I felt that I was becoming obsessed. During this recent hiatus I also had a couple of health issues that I'm working on.
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8 years ago
I once played ping pong with a stripper in a club. Weirdly, I didn't get any lappers with her even though she was very nice and good-looking and had big breasts.