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8 years ago
At my favorite club with an afternoon shift, extras (HJ, BJ, TF, and occasionally FS) are so common in the semi-private VIP room (30 minutes for $150) that I no longer even ask about particular services, though I did the first half dozen times. It seems that almost any day girl there who does VIPs will do an unsolicited BJ, usually BBBJCIM. One exception is with a current favorite, whose first VIP with me last April was lame: lots of two-way touching but no attention to Little Deuce. The next time I saw her, she asked if I wanted to do another VIP and I responded simply "Probably, but I'm looking for a more intimate experience this time". It was on -- since then our VIPs have involved either BBBJCOT or CBJ. (She's not a CIM girl.)
At another favorite dayshift, I usually just get lap dances (the 30-minute VIP room for $100 is lame), but the lappers almost always end happily, and on at least three occasions I got an OTP HJ to completion for the cost of a few $10 dances.
I agree with previous advice: take your time, start with lap dances, don't ever ask for "extras", and then, when you're ready, request the specific service that you want. Welcome to TUSCL!
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8 years ago
I considered myself a hardcore SCer for years when I was hitting the clubs about once a week and spending $2-3K a year. I favored cheap clubs (mostly $10 lappers), never did VIPs, and was . . . easily aroused :) My bank account misses those days. Now I seldom get lap dances and concentrate on VIPs and the occasional OTC.
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8 years ago
^ What GMD said.
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8 years ago
I have grown weary of this battle of wits with the unarmed :)
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8 years ago
Ooooh, a zinger from Douchester! I guess if I neither call Nina a whore nor scorn her major and university, my head is up her ass. That makes perfect sense!
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8 years ago
For many years, before I discovered ITC BJs and then OTC, I spent $2000-3000 a year on the hobby. In 2016 I got fewer LDs than usual (only 30-some lapgasms) but way more BJs (50+), both in VIP rooms and OTC, so I spent over $10K. In 2017 I plan to club less and do less OTC but get a higher proportion of BJs. BJ > LD
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8 years ago
^ Because they wear out! I bought my first 3-pack about four years ago and another 3-pack a couple of years ago, so it's getting to be time to buy another. Keep in mind that I live hours away from extras clubs (with one exception, which I just discovered a couple of years ago), so getting lap dances while wearing LLD is sometimes just what the doctor ordered. At my favorite non-extras club, which I have visited literally hundreds of times over a 20-year period, the grindiest, most sensual dancers can work their magic upon me and wonder why there's no telltale wet spot :)
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8 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Isn't it "whom knows"? :)
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8 years ago
I have never met a Cubana in the Midwest, but I've encountered several in my trips to Austin. For the most part they are high-hustle, low-delivery. I prefer Mexican chicks -- they've mostly been lower on the hustle factor and provide a more genuine LD experience.
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8 years ago
If it makes you feel any better, the product sold by Liquid Lapdance in the last year or so is substandard anyway, intended for one-time use and not fitting especially well. You didn't miss much. Just have your credit card company remove the charge.
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8 years ago
Yep, I needed *four* cold showers -- one for each cameltoe :)
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8 years ago
Ideally I walk in with a boner and walk out without :)
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8 years ago
vincemichaels: Are you dittoing my nearly pornless life or my comment on the impurity of juice's thoughts (or both)?
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8 years ago
^ More sweetness and light from our own little ray of sunshine :)
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8 years ago
Thanks, crazyjoe! I will continue to ignore the haters who complain about "dairy queens" and accuse me (rightly) of being obsessed with large natural breasts :)
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8 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
My first article was rejected but my last five have been accepted. The time from submission to publication has varied widely, from a couple of days to a few weeks. Certainly articles are much more likely to be rejected than reviews, where any old schlock seems to get published.
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8 years ago
I can't believe I'm saying this, because I disagree vehemently with almost everything SJG says (except for his musical taste and certain aspects of his alleged interaction with strippers), but I would oppose driving him off the discussion board. There is something kind of admirable about his continued asininity in spite of widespread scorn. I suspect that he has high-functioning Asperger's syndrome. He seems really clueless about how normal people think and indifferent to the opinions of others. I agree that he's not funny at all and is seldom interesting.
I have *lots* of people on ignore, because my tolerance for idiotic or hateful posters is low and getting lower, but somehow I've never even considered putting SJG on ignore. If he bores or bothers you that much, I suggest that you simply use the ignore feature -- that's what it's for.
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8 years ago
In principle I think telling her is the right thing to do, but I don't believe I could do it myself. One of *many* things I appreciate about my OTC girl is that her entire nether region, both fore and aft, is always squeaky clean when she's working at the club and when we go down on each other. She spends a long time in her bathroom getting ready before each bedtime (I mean like 45 to 90 minutes!), but it's time well spent in my opinion.
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8 years ago
I like Imamutt's reasoning: "With a condom, your dick isn't inside her pussy, it's inside the condom, so it doesn't count as sex since there is no actual contact of dick and vag." I've always said (until I fucked my ATF a while back) that I don't fuck strippers, and by this reasoning, I still haven't! Similarly, Bill Clinton's definition of sex, which strippers have overwhelmingly adopted, means that I haven't had *any* kind of sex with strippers, since oral sex and covered FS, though they both contain the word "sex", aren't actually sex. Whew!
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8 years ago
But Juice . . . you don't have any pure thoughts :)
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8 years ago
Yep, strip clubs have almost completely replaced porn in my life for many years, to the extent that I haven't even been watching porn during my current extended break from SCs (only two afternoons of clubbing since Nov. 1!).
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8 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
No worries -- my three recent articles took anywhere from a couple of days to three weeks to be published. If Founder rejects your article, you'll find out.
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8 years ago
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GACAUn-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Wait a doggone minute!. Does SJG really think that our own celebrity troll JimGassagain is the actual comedian Jim Gaffigan (who, of course, is "sponsored by right wing media")?? Wowsers.
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8 years ago
No, her twin would feel you shallowly inside her at best. :)
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8 years ago
Corvus wrote: "Damn, she left the water running the whole time she brushed her teeth." That environmentally insensitive bitch! By golly, this is the last time I'll ever ogle her heavy hangers!!