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7 years ago
I guess I'm cheap. For a lapgasm (thanks for the recognition, 4got!), I usually tip the cost of one lap dance, so if she gets me off in three $15 lappers, I give her $60. I've never gotten even a whiff of a complaint, and some girls have made me cum with lap dances *dozens* of times. The record-holder is a stripper who danced for me for 18 years (!), ages 18-36, and brought me to my happy place 48 times in about 80 attempts.
For a BBBJCIM in a 30-minute VIP room, which generally costs $150 in my part of the world, I usually tip $50. Yesterday I tipped $70 because she had voluntarily switched from CBJ the week before (which was unsuccessful) to BBBJ this time, with delightful results.
Come on, guys (and girls): Tip your waitress and bartender every time, and tip your strippers when they get you off or otherwise go above and beyond the call of duty!
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7 years ago
Yes, I was inadequately breastfed as an infant and have been trying to catch up ever since :) Cheeky monkey!
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7 years ago
I'm feeling left out. Perhaps Ms. Lust recognizes how skeptical and frugal I am and has decided to target some of our more gullible members :)
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7 years ago
It seems to me that everyone except HungryGiraffe is missing the crucial point: She has natural DDDs! I would swallow a lot of pride and butthurtedness to get a crack at them :)
Flagooner's first response cracked me up, complete with the sarcasm about refusing to succumb to the urge to use paragraphs.
In all seriousness, if it was truly clear to her that I wanted to continue when she got off stage and she went and did dances for the other dude anyway, I would have found another entertainer for the duration of my vist and let the newbie know why.
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7 years ago
The cue is horniness but the prerequisites are sufficient time and money. I'm horny and have money today but I'll have time tomorrow, so I'm working enough today that I can take tomorrow afternoon off and get a much-deserved BBBJ (or possibly two). After all, it's been a week!
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7 years ago
I enjoyed looking at these pics, especially her lovely Latina features. I loved the topless or even nude photos seemingly in public in broad daylight. However, the obviously fake tits were a bit off-putting. I want my big-titted babes to have real big tits: real *and* big! Still, keep 'em coming!
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7 years ago
Weirdly, none of the 75 or so clubs that I've reviewed have closed. I can think of some I visited many years ago that have closed -- 4 in Indy, 1 in Danville/IL, 1 in Charleston, 1 in Urbana -- but that was before I started reviewing clubs.
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7 years ago
Oh goodie -- another fucking troll.
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7 years ago
Yep, once a week is normal. More than a week between visits and you're neglecting your duties :)
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7 years ago
Here in flyover country (IL-IN), I have paid $150-250 a few times to a 6 for a post-dinner or pre-brunch BJ. To my ATF, who is an 8 in looks but a 10 in GFE, I have very often paid $200-250 for a five-hour afternoon single-BJ date and $350-525 for a 16-hour overnight double-beej date.
I am currently negotiating with another 6 for a 5-hour afternoon date: she wants $600+ whereas I'm offering $350. I suspect we will *not* come to an agreement because she truly has GPS.
I'm also negotiating with an 8 for a 5-hour afternoon date: she wants $450 and I'm offering, again, $350. In this case I think it's only a matter of time, as we are not that far apart.
I agree with Subraman (as I so often do) that whatever I pay for OTC, it has to be sustainable because I will want to see her many times. If you start too high with an OTC girl, you're stuck at that level forever with her. At this point I'm most comfortable with $300-350 for an afternoon or evening and $500-600 for an overnight date (which is my preference).
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7 years ago
Yes, to toot my own horn a little (though I prefer to have some babe toot it for me), read my April review of a visit to Club 390 featuring HJ + FIV + lapgasm, or an upcoming review of a recent visit featuring HJ + CBJ + FIV + lapgasm. Also, PM me -- I have many years of experience at finding sexual satisfaction in Chicagoland strip clubs without spending a lot of money.
My secret -- are you ready? -- is to use DFKing in the front room to get the girl off her script and then take her to the back room. Only then do my pants come down. Also, civilianize strippers of color on the underground Mexican hat dance circuit while reading tarot cards on a pipe organ. And have nothing to do with drug-using born-again white shithead strippers under psychiatric treatment. Finally, read Marx, Piketty, Gurdjieff, and LaVey. That is all I have to teach you today.
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7 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
TFP said it well: "No need to repeat it a million fucking times."
The more I see of these interminable and hyper-repetitive posts (some of which I actually read!) by Satan's Junior Guide, the more I am convinced that he's pretty far out on the autism spectrum. Perhaps we should pity him.
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7 years ago
I used Liquid Lapdance many times a few years ago with excellent results. However, the new design is much less effective -- negative progress! Also, most of my stripper-related activities in recent years have involved either extras or OTC, so LLD has largely fallen by the wayside for me.
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7 years ago
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BigPimp69Why you Kisses Niggas for Free Hoe ?
Ooh, tough crowd? But really, what kind of response did this idiot expect?
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7 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
What a weirdo, completely disconnected from reality.
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7 years ago
@Book Guy, I'm pretty sure Holly Peers is already pretty famous in the UK, at least among men who read the tabloids, i.e. most men. @londonguy, am I right?
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7 years ago
Good 2nd set of pics, rh48hr! Me likee!
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7 years ago
^ Ha! I personally can't bring myself to type "prolly", but I realize that it's an abbreviation and not an error. The young people that I exchange frequent texts with (i.e. strippers in their 20s and 30s) type things like prolly, cuz, and b4 all the time, not to mention omw, brb, u no?, etc. We old farts just have to get with the program.
Now get off my lawn!
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7 years ago
I, too, am shocked by my omission! Holly looks good enough to eat.
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7 years ago
Kym gets the MrDeuce Boobtastic Seal of Approval. She's *thick", not chubby, and her face is *much* prettier than that of Aubrey Plaza, whom I can't stand. She has bigger titties, too!
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7 years ago
I'd rather deprecate on myself than be deprecated on :)
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7 years ago
Not really, rh -- just kidding :) I'm making fun of my own boobophilia.
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7 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I've occasionally gotten "The Tour" and it has invariably resulted in an offer (on her part) to do a VIP room. Usually, if I was interested enough to do The Tour, I'm interested enough to do the VIP.
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7 years ago
To their faces I always refer to them as strippers or, better yet, dancers. They know that they're strippers and don't object to the term, but "dancer" sounds nicer.
In my mind I tend to think of my extras and OTC girls as prostitutes, though I *never* share that thought with them. I have explained to my ATF, who has blown me several times ITC and many, many times OTC, that the reason I insist on GFE on our dates and affection in texts between dates is that, though I don't think of her as a prostitute or of what we do as prostitution (that, my friends, is what you call "customer shit"), we are drawing some fine lines, in that sexual activity in exchange for money is involved. She gets it, although she counters with "You're not paying me for sex, you're paying me for my time!" Whatever you need to tell yourself, sweetie.
I have twice asked a former favorite at the same club (who has also blown me ITC a few times) what *she* called herself. I received two different answers: the first time she called herself "a pussy for hire" (but not in my experience!) and the other time she described herself as "a sex industry worker".
Some strippers at extras clubs are quite open in referring to themselves as prostitutes or hos. Still, there's no upside in *us* calling them that to their faces!
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7 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
So many new assholes to ignore!