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7 years ago
Until about two years ago, I had never done DATY with a stripper. In fact, the thought horrified me. However . . . since then I have given cunnilingus once to each of three strippers who gave me fellatio either afterward or simultaneously, plus I have eaten my ATF's sweet little pussy a couple dozen times, usually during 69.
In the club, it has to be her first VIP of the day. OTC it's immediately after we've both showered. In two years I've gone to rejecting DATY out of hand to enjoying it immensely with a select few strippers. In fact, 69 with my ATF is my single favorite sexual activity.
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7 years ago
I've had many *hundreds* of lapgasms over the past 20 years, including numerous occasions when I had one in the afternoon and another at a different club maybe eight hours later. Only once did I enjoy two lapgasms at the same club in the same day. I remember it like it was yesterday, even though it was probably about 1999 . . .
I was at my all-time favorite night shift -- the Silver Bullet in Urbana -- and had lapgasm #1 pretty early in the evening, not too long after the stripping began at 9pm, with an eager young stripper with very large natural breasts. I wasn't ready to leave and felt that I would be good for another after some recovery time. So I sat at the stage for at least three hours, drinking beer and tipping, and got lap dances with my then-CF for lapgasm #2 shortly before 1am. She was petite with rather small breasts but aimed to please in the lap dance area and in fact got me off about 15 times in a row over a period of two years. Man, I miss her! I think she made me cum during lappers something like 34 times out of 40 attempts over a six-year period.
Afterward I went back to my hotel room and berated myself for exacerbating my sexual frustration :)
Just a few months ago, I'm happy to report, I came twice in the same afternoon at another club in downstate Illinois, but those were BBBJCIMs in a VIP room, which is a whole different story.
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7 years ago
I like chessmaster's answer and will elaborate on it. Like all TUSCLers worthy of that noble name, I make $350K per year *net* and spend ALL of it on my bitches.
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7 years ago
This isn't anger, you tool -- it's scorn.
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7 years ago
I have two comments about this fuckweasel's latest post:
(1) He brags about touching dicks with his boyfriend inside a stripper's pussy:
https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=50504
and then accuses TUSCLers meeting up at a strip club of being gay? Wow!
(2) SJG posts something typically ludicrous and this dude uses it as additional support: "My point exactly. I rest my case" If SJG is making your point for you, you're on the wrong side of the issue!
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7 years ago
Speaking as someone who tends to get emotionally attached to favorite strippers now and then, I feel ya, bro! Nothing good ever comes from finding out what our faves do with other guys. My ATF and I are currently on a FOUR-month hiatus which may turn out to be permanent. I think about her every damn day but haven't texted her for weeks and am going to wait many more weeks before I try one last time. I'm afraid she's a bit of a "flore" (= flake + whore), plus it appears that she was in the pokey for a few months. (Yeah, I can pick 'em!) Anyway, there will always be another stripper to replace the last one.
As a good TUSCL friend (who will remain unnamed) often tells me: "The best way to get over one woman is to get under another!"
Peace.
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7 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I guess I'm easily satisfied. At the two clubs that I visit most frequently, I have more favorites than I can safely juggle.
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7 years ago
Things SJG hates:
* Southerners
* Christianity
* conservatism
* capitalism
* marriage
* women who love babies
* women who love dogs
* white strippers
* men who buy lap dances or extras
Yep, he's in perfect mental health :)
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7 years ago
We nice old white guys who possess both boners and bucks rule the strip club, at least on day shift!
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7 years ago
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BigPimp69Why you Kisses Niggas for Free Hoe ?
Wow -- an instant ignore!
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7 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
JS69 said it well: if your dick makes an appearance and you cum, you've had extras. Lapgasms and ITP handies are *not* extras -- they are widely considered part of the lap dance experience. FIV and DATY are *not* extras -- she should be paying you!
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7 years ago
You say " Im a lawyer and was able to look up everything in him" and "I was able to view all the court records of the incidents in an attempt to gauge what I might be getting myself into". Well, I'm no lawyer, nor do I play one on TV, but with clever use of Google plus a small subscription fee or two, I was able to find out a *tremendous* amount about the criminal records of both my ATF and her ex-con boyfriend. My point is that it doesn't take a law degree to find out everything relevant about a girl that you're planning to see OTC. If you're going to repeatedly spend hundreds of dollars on a girl, spending $20 or $40 once in subscription fees to criminal background websites is a small price to pay for some peace of mind. Alternatively, I suppose we could refrain from seeing strippers with criminal boyfriends and criminal records of their own :)
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7 years ago
My ATF has a boyfriend who is an ex-con (drug dealer) on home detention. We've had several dates this year where I'm in her apartment all night and he's a few miles away wearing an ankle bracelet. The story she tells him (supposedly) is that she goes out for dinner with me, a favored customer, and then does dances for me in my hotel room. The dinner part is true :)
I would be concerned if I knew that the boyfriend were free to roam. In my case, I have independent confirmation of the fact that he is on home detention for a long time to come.
Be careful out there!
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7 years ago
What Subraman said! One of my all-time favorite clubs is open only Tue-Sat from 9pm to 1 or 2am, so I show up at 9 when the first dancer appears on stage. My other favorite clubs all have a day shift, which I *much* prefer for the combination of lower hustle and higher mileage -- ideal IMO. I've spent 3 of the last 5 Friday afternoons at the same club, sitting with a favorite or two and getting several lappers and a VIP.
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7 years ago
In 8 years, when you're 21 and able to ask a coherent question on a *national* (and even international) discussion board, you'll be allowed to enter "the palace".
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7 years ago
UGK, aren't you the troll of dubious straightness who posted recently about touching dicks in the VIP room with another dude? Pot, meet kettle. LMFAO
So you show definite homosexual tendencies and yet you criticize actual heterosexual TUSCLers for seeking a bit of camaraderie with like-minded PLs?
Fucking troll!
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7 years ago
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joc13firmly on the Atlanta United bandwagon!
Nope, this was clearly a handie and not a lapgasm. Words, even invented ones, have meanings!
I just turned 63 (on Tuesday) and haven't had a lapgasm since Sunday evening. Furthermore, I don't expect another until Friday or Saturday night, as these are strictly non-extras clubs. However, next week at Bogart's and/or the Criket near Detroit should be a different story :)
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7 years ago
Whew!
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7 years ago
@25: Ha!
Sorry, UGK -- carolynne's #12 cuts your chances way down.
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7 years ago
@rh48hr: It makes you a double PL :)
@UGK.22: shadowcat's meaning was perfectly clear!
@jackslash: You share my low opinion of golf as an expensive way to take a walk . . .
@warhawks: . . . and you have found a great way to claim "golf" as an excuse to use your time more pleasantly :)
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7 years ago
I tell 'em movies, concerts, travel, and strip clubs. Usually at least one of those leads to an interesting convo. If not, then she's too boring to spend any time with.
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7 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Illinois (many)
Indiana (many)
Michigan (many)
Texas (many)
Ohio (a few)
Wisconsin (a few)
plus 1-2 each in:
New Hampshire
Maryland
DC
Florida
Iowa
Missouri
Kentucky
Arkansas
plus 1-2 each in:
England
Germany
Austria
Thailand
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7 years ago
Yes indeed! She seems to have all the right parts in all the right places.
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7 years ago
SJG, you reviewless, hyper-repetitive troll, has it occurred to you that many of us don't usually *want* to wake up with a stripper? OTC is sometimes a nice change of pace, and I have *loved* my 10 or so dates with my ATF over the past year, but most of us generally want to get in, get off, and get out. Yesterday I spent 6 hours at a club (!) and enjoyed 2-3 lap dances with each of three different hotties and a BBBJCIM with a fourth, but I had no desire to take any of them home or to a hotel. Why should your notion of the correct way to interact with strippers, based as far as I can tell on no actual experience, be normative for the rest of us who actually *go* to strip clubs?