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12 years ago
Ummm...if strippers were long term strategic thinkers they wouldn't be strippers.
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12 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Living in Florida and restricting yourself to a single club?
Why?
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12 years ago
On my holiday in Hawaii a year ago I gave my Toronto sweetie the gift of some of my DNA. To my great relief she did not respond with a gift of a baby or STD to me.
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12 years ago
GFE experience? A 64 year old traveling road warrior like me is going to have a GFE with a hot 22 year old stripper? Get real! I will happily settle for a bout of even mechanical FS.
At my age, 'rushed' does not enter the picture. Even with my buddy, Mr. Cialis, accompanying me, nothing between the girl and me is ever rushed.
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12 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I missed all the excitement. Sounds rather juicy.
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12 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
I'm with the guy in New Zealand. I like birds way better than cats.
I tolerate the occasional feral cat around my farm for mice suppression. It is a venture into sadism to watch a cat stalk, catch, and torture a mouse before dispatching said mouse to mouse heaven. Cats are evil killing machines in my opinion. Like humans, cats get pleasure from the hunt and do not eat all their kills.
I don't give a crap about the feral cats torturing and killing the mice around my place but whenever I see those demons doing the same to a beautiful blue jay or robin.....well, out comes the shotgun and one less cat wanders this earth.
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12 years ago
Kind of a low rent idea, juice.
Think bigger, my man.
Walk the streets picking up pennies.
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12 years ago
Shit, juice.
I'm one of the old tuscl fucks, I don't have you on ignore. You peddle your line of bullshit. I peddle my line of bullshit. No reason for us to ignore each other.
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12 years ago
$10K?...........I'd try to find a bottle of Chateau Latour '45.
I once had a SC night approaching $10K.....NEVER AGAIN!
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12 years ago
@georg,
Three of my four grandparents were Swedish but the other was a Scot. I actually bought all the regalia in the family tartan on one of my trips to Scotland during my brief retirement. I like wearing the kilt and sporran. Even the knee socks and dirk are not too bad (except for those stupid bands to keep the socks from sagging. The vest is killer BUT.....that faggy shirt is a definite no-go for me. Frilly ruffs in the front, puffy sleeves!!
I have never had the guts to wear all that gear to a SC. However, I would wear the proper rigging under the kilt if I ever do find the balls to wear the costume to a SC.
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12 years ago
Saw a new burger joint in Calgary today. Should be right up juice's alley, joint is called.....FATBURGER.
I am not making this up.
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12 years ago
So, juice, tell me......what's the juice with your bookie?
With the Greek guy that I use in Calgary I have to lay 11 to win 10.
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12 years ago
Never been at one of these joints but I can guess that spending that kind of dough will create an urgent need for a trip to a cardiologist.
Stents.....anyone?
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12 years ago
Sheesh!
juice,...Taco Bell....Jack in the Box....KFC.....Mickey D's....all that shit!!
Did you ever eat an apple....a carrot....a salad....ANYTHING not fried??
What the hell does your colon look like?
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12 years ago
Yeah....there is something to that, isn't there, dalex?
I once hit the Pick 6 at Stampede Park in Calgary and walked out of the track carrying $45K in thousand dollar bills burning a hole in my pocket. I felt much more of a 'player' that day than I did when I carried a nine figure cheque to the bank upon the sale of my company.
Another thing that makes me feel even more of a 'player' is to hit my stash of gold coins periodically and feel the erotic power of five 9 pure gold coins trickle through my fingers.
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12 years ago
I'll stick with what the old pros, shadow, georg, rick all say.
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12 years ago
@carolynne,
That would work with me.
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12 years ago
@jester214,
I think you are right about the ChF1000. I have heard talk of them, just never seen one.
At Royal or TD machines in Canada you will receive 50s if you withdraw more than $200. Remember that the red C$50 is worth MORE than a Grant.
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12 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
@jester214,
Sorry, you are completely wrong about the war in Europe. The course of the fighting in Europe was etched in stone before the USA had even entered the war. That etching took place in June, 1941 when Hitler sent his troops into Russia. The war in Europe was won by the Russian Army, British brains, Canadian (and Commonwealth) natural resources, and US industrial production. A good part of US military armament production was substandard (viz, Sherman tank, B-17, Liberty ships, etc.). The magic of US manufacturing that could produce such huge quantities of armaments was the most significant American contribution to victory in Europe. Your generals and troops were substandard. Your political leadership was superb. Roosevelt deserves the same reputation as Churchill enjoys, with Truman not far behind. That mild-mannered clothing salesman from Missouri had the balls of ten elephants. Can you even imagine what could have happened if Truman had not been around when that glory-hungry fool, NacArthur, lost his marbles in Korea?
If Eisenhauer had poured men and materiel onto Juno beach to take advantage of the Canadian Army breakthrough, the Canadian Army could have wheeled to the west attacking the Germans defending Utah and Omaha. 500,000 German troops would NOT have escaped at the Falaise Gap. The Allies would have turned east much sooner faced with significantly fewer German troops in opposition, reaching Berlin long before the Russians. Perhaps the Iron Curtain would have been 1000km further east if Eisenhauer had been a real fighting general not just a politician brilliant at logistics. How much the course of world history in the 20th century could have changed if US generals and US troops had been a real fighting force!
Geopolitically in the 1940s, Europe was EVERYTHING. The war in the Pacific was a minor skirmish.
Regarding Canada's WW II contribution - over 10% of Canada's population was in uniform, twice the percentage in USA. Canadian civilians bought into the war effort much more readily than did Americans. Rationing of all consumer goods was in force in Canada until well after VE Day. How about in USA?
Your shibboleth about the sack of DC during the War of 1812 is just that. Hundreds of Canadian militia accompanied the British regulars marching down the east coast.
Canada has never declared war on another country. The only country that has ever invaded Canada is....USA. We fought back.....and kicked your asses!
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12 years ago
Money laundering is the reason that nothing larger than a Benji is now printed. Canada was pressured to withdraw its $1000 by the US government. The Pink (nickname of C$1000 bill) had become the bill of choice for drug dealers to move around large amounts of cash. Any C$1000 bill that now shows up at a bank is returned to the Bank of Canada to be destroyed. I miss the 'pinks'. I put a few of them in my safety deposit box in 2000 when the withdrawal was announced. I think I have just three remaining. They are nice gifts for goddaughters or nieces on important birthdays.
I don't know the current largest denomination note circulating in a respected currency. ChF500? 500Euro? Is there a ChF1000?.....I have never seen one, just the 500.
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12 years ago
For regulars of any particular club this could certainly be useful.
For travelers like me this is pretty much useless, apart from club address and hours.
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12 years ago
I have been in this joint. If it were to close the SC world would not be missing anything memorable. When I discovered that I couldn't get a beer I left after quick consumption of one bottle of water and one listless uninteresting so-called lap dance.
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12 years ago
I am not in Lance Armstrong's league but I will admit to taking a performance enhancing drug.
It is called Cialis.
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12 years ago
The Economist, oil and nat gas technical journals, Canadian History.
Some of my most concentrated productive thought takes place sitting on that throne.
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
@tumblingdice,
I regard the Japs with as much disgust as I have for Krauts. To this day the Japs have taken no responsibility for their collective bestiality in China, Mongolia, southeast Asia, and the East Indies from 1936-1945. They are just as racist and just as arrogant as the Krauts. To this day Japs venerate the memory of the war criminals Hirohito, Yamamoto, and the whole clique of rabid animals that led the country 70 and 80 years ago.
There is a strong possibility that during my lifetime I will be able to laugh at the festering pit of a collapsing Japanese nation as its demographic and debt bombs explode in the faces of those ignorant, arrogant racists.
also @tumblingdice,
Your ignorance of Canadian military history is not unexpected. Never forget that we kicked your asses in the War of 1812; we burned Washington DC to the ground. During WW I Canadian troops were just about the best combat troops on the Western Front, holding firm during the first gas attack at Ypres when all other Allied troops ran, leading the breakthrough at Vimy Ridge in 1917, the first decisive defeat of the German Army. To this day I do not think that the US Army has ever fought a battle involving the use of poisonous gas. IMO, Sir Arthur Currie was the outstanding Allied general of WW I. Your American troops didn't arrive at the front lines until 1917 and were mostly just untrained useless cannon fodder. The two highest scoring air aces of WW I were Canadians - Billy Bishop and William Barker.
A very similar tale took place in the European theatre of WW II. The US forces had one competent fighting general, Patton, but otherwise it was the same story as in WW I - poorly trained troops led by useless generals. British and Canadian troops shouldered the majority of the combat in Italy, driving out the Krauts. On D-Day the Canadian Army was the only army to achieve (and exceed) its objectives despite 50% casualty rate, second highest casualty rate of the five D-Day beaches. Canadian and British paratroops were the only airborne troops to achieve their D-Day objectives. Canadian generals were screaming at Eisenhauer for reinforcements and materiel so that the Canadians could pursue the Germans with bloodthirsty vigour. Eisenhauer was more concerned with the hopeless American troops twiddling their thumbs on Utah and Omaha beaches and with the useless airborne troops of the 82nd and 101st wandering around the Normandy countryside like headless chickens. Read Eisenhauer's memoirs. He considered the Canadians to be the best combat troops under his command during WW II.
From where I stand the performance of American armed forces in combat is rather pathetic. The only war where Americans have been on the winning side without allies is the 1861-1865 war. You HAD to win that one - you were fighting yourselves. I do not count silly skirmishes with Philippines, Cuba, Panama, Grenada.
I admire your political leaders in WW II. Roosevelt and Truman were superb. Canadian political leadership was pathetic during WW II as were the generals in the Canadian Army, less so during WW I.
On a personal note, my old man's armoured regiment in WW II saw more combat than any other allied armoured regiment on the western front. Russian armoured regiments in the east saw even more combat.
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End of the farmerart history lesson.