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9 years ago
Here's a rare one that lists prices on their site.
http://www.bellas.us/page.html
I've been to them and, yes, the draw is definitely legality and safety. I once paid $500 but only because she was a super hot strawberry blond spinner who I just had to try out. Little head prevailed that day!
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9 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
"May your ATF leave a period stain on your new khaki Dockers"
Too late! That curse has already hit Me!
OK, I'm exaggerating... I'm pretty sure it was every day pussy juice 'cause I was wearing thin black dress slacks and couldn't see the color ... but still... It left a stain and it smelled.
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9 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I only post a comment once in a blue moon but read regularly because you guys are so entertaining! Reading the TUSCL discussions and reviews over breakfast each morning is like watching a morning talk show, except featuring a bunch of pervs sitting in a man cave shooting the shit and bragging about sexual exploits. And like a talk show, there are personalities, regular correspondents, politics, relationship discussions, haters, lovers, and fighters!
That said, I want to send a "shout out", "Prop", "thank you", and a "fuckin' A" to the regular board posters for providing some lizard brain, testosterone laden light entertainment each day before I have to go do serious work and maintain a high level of social civility.
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9 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
I went to a spa in western Canada last summer and was VERY happy (nearly shocked, I say) with the quality of women available. I chose a spa with pictures of the attendants and their schedules on the web site and found them to be accurate. I had a mind blowing GFE experience with a near 10!
Due to time constraints I had to choose between a SC or trying a spa on that trip and I have no regrets.
Thanks for starting this thread and the intel. on opportunities in Toronto and Montreal.
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9 years ago
Light gray cotton pants...what was he thinking?
I agree, that dancer is super fine.
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9 years ago
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TiburonEvery woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
Estafador, I've had three NV brothel visits (I live on the east coast) and found them to be "as advertised". That is, you go in and hang around the bar, pick a lady, go back to her room to negotiate a price, and then have sex in exchange for money. Here's my take...
The good: 1. These are above the board legitimate businesses so there are no worries about LE, stings, ripoffs, bait-and-switch, the angry boyfriend knocking down the door, or other crazy things that could happen with a backpage hookup. 2. On my visits there have been plenty of ladies to choose from and had a problem making a choice each time because I wanted several. If I had the bank I would have tried a multiple, maybe one day. 3. The ladies get regular health screens and are very careful with the clients - all activities are "covered" and there is no contact with fluids from either party. Unlike the VIP room of the clubs on this board, you have fewer worries about where that mouth has been.
The bad: 1. The safety protocols with no exchange of bodily fluids may be a deterrent for some. You won't get a "bare" anything and probably won't get a mouth-to-mouth kiss. 2. These brothels are way out in the desert in unpopulated areas so you need a rental car if you are staying in Vegas or Reno and then expect to drive at least an hour. 3. They aren't cheap, you can't go in expecting to negotiate a $20 bj. These ladies are professionals and expect to be paid as such. The way I justified the cost is that I'm also paying for a safe encounter.
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9 years ago
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TiburonEvery woman's local ATM while in da club? How else they paying for their Boob jobs?
I think Tiburon is full of shit, regarding prices, but I like the question.
Most I've ever paid is $500 at a Nevada brothel. She was a beautiful strawberry blonde spinner who had a tight, cheerleader body and an ass that I still vividly remember. Mm mm, good times.
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9 years ago
My goal is to enjoy naked women; looking, flirting, and touching when possible. At a SC I can shed the veneer of professional politeness I maintain in my life and professional environment and indulge in base sexual behavior where the signals between woman and man are uncomplicated. At a SC it's acceptable (no, expected) that I admire and objectify women. When I go to a SC I don't have to force myself to maintain eye contact with a gorgeous young woman but can let my eyes wander and I can tell the her how hot and beautiful she is. The bottom line, I'm willing to pay for that escape into fantasy.
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9 years ago
Good ones!
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9 years ago
That was so disgusting I had to watch it twice!
She's a good candidate for that show, Botched.
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9 years ago
I thought we all came here to talk about tits and ass.
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9 years ago
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ATACdawgThank God Trump is FIRED!!! Lock him up!
I hear you, brother! I've definitely experienced Lap dance goggles with a "not exactly my type" dancer. Personality, effort, and sensuality can go a long way up close and behind the curtain. The first time this happened to me was with a thick in the middle butterface dancer in a one way touch club. She seemed to like me (but you know how that is, could be part of the hustle) and was insistent on a dance. It was really slow that afternoon so I thought I'd give her a shot to see what would happen. After straddling me she told me how to position my junk and then proceeded to give me a lap dance I would never forget and dry hump herself and me to two O's. It was my first experience with a LDK and she seemed thankful to get off, only charging me for one dance after we both lost count of the songs.
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9 years ago
Writing the review later is almost as much fun as the club experience and I usually get a stiffy remembering the details of my visit. Who doesn't get turned on by the pleasant memory of a well lit parking lot and clean bathroom? ...or how there was a single stage at the far end of the main room?
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9 years ago
I appreciate your review since you obviously put thought and effort into it and you give us real information about the club. Hell, you're even asking for constructive criticism, which shows you have real balls!
There are too many reviews on TUSCL with two or three lines of vague bullshit. "I went to the clu. Sw sum nekkid women. Left cuz it sukkd!" Those are the bad reviews and waste everyone's time.
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9 years ago
Just noticed Jackslash beat me to this several hours ago.
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9 years ago
In 1991 I was visiting a relative in south Florida and he took me to my first strip club. I don't remember the name but it was somewhere near Ft. lauderdale, high end, and full nude. I was shocked at all the gorgeous nude women who looked like they had been air-brushed and stepped off the pages of Playboy or Penthouse. I went to a few others during the '90s but it was the same experience, usually with a group, and we visited high end places with no touching. I had my first lap dance with two way groping in 2001 and that's when I really got hooked and began visiting clubs on my own. A couple of years later a dancer made me LDK and my desire to visit clubs and repeat the experience became a high priority. Fortunately for my wallet and my marriage I've never lived anywhere with readily accessible good mileage clubs so I only visit clubs a couple of times a year when traveling alone and I've never had the opportunity to visit any one club more than a few times. I appreciate the reviews on TUSCL since I'm almost always visiting a club in a new town.
discussion comment
11 years ago
I know exactly what you mean. My work often takes me to college campuses and after seeing all the young cuties around I want to visit a strip club to see "them" naked.
review comment
6 years ago
I experienced the communal room for the first time last month before the changes. I left thinking it should be called “The Shop” because it was filled with guys getting “serviced”.
I’m in awe of how well you played the game and got the whole 30 mins, SC. I went back with a Latina whose name I don’t remember but was no taller than 5’4” and had excellent soft big naturals. She was all sugar and spice and sensuality during our dances on the main room couches but once in the back her personality changed and she was hell bent on finishing the job as quickly as possible no matter how much I protested. She didn’t say a word the whole time and then quickly walked out at the end. I left regretting my decision to go back there and wishing I’d used the money for 15 more floor dances! I don’t regret seeing that room and all the action, especially now that it’s gone, but in and of itself that view wasn’t worth 150.
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7 years ago
I need to apologize to Jackie and TUSCL community for taking the “work of fiction” byline on this website a little too far. There I was at Wackos where I had read that anything goes and my dancer of choice kept denying my requests to loosen up and go a little farther during our private time. I got angry and wrote a revenge review that included everything I had WANTED to happen. I regret this. Jackie didn’t deserve it, because I really did like her, and I need to continue working on my anger management so I don’t hurt anyone else... time for confession and penance.
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7 years ago
Way to go Thedean16! That is bat shit crazy! What bothers me most is that you were still compensating her for her time even though you were dissatisfied with the service, that is more than fair. I wonder if she would have pulled the same stunt if you had finished the song? Is it a scam she tries to pull regularly rather than a heat-of-the-moment response to rejection?
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7 years ago
Pensionking, I have also spent much less for similar service at a NV ranch, my first experience was in the late 90s. This time I spent the same amount as jasdoit for his entire trip to an FKK, https://www.tuscl.net/?page=contris&id=594433&m=reviews where he got it on with five women in one whirlwind weekend! Man, am I jealous! The inflation at the ranches is crazy but I see it as the price of playing with fire - it's a lot of fun but all the necessary precautions are expensive. I also justify paying a premium price because I would love for it to be such a profitable business that more states would be willing to allow it (I'm not holding my breath).
Since I alluded to a specific amount of cash I'm hesitant to link it to my ranch lady, out of respect, since I felt a real connection with her. I know, I'm such a PL!
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7 years ago
The strip clubs may suck but the massage parlors you have in Alberta offer a great p4p outlet. I was in Edmonton not too long ago and skipped the SCs altogether for an unforgettable experience with a stunningly gorgeous young woman.
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7 years ago
Wackos is a bikini club so if any dancers went topless it was against "the rules"
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8 years ago
Hot damn, Filthy! Good story!
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8 years ago
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joc13firmly on the Atlanta United bandwagon!
During my one visit to Follies, the dancer who I took to VIP was as "thoughtful" as yours.