Two guys are sitting at a bar. One guy says to the other, "Do you know that lions have sex 10 or 15 times a night?". The other guy says, "Damn, I just joined the Rotary Club."
Two atoms are sitting at a bar. One atom says, "I think I lost and electron." The other atom says, "Are you sure?" The first atom says, "I'm positive."
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Two guys are sitting at a bar. One guy says to the other, "Do you know that lions have sex 10 or 15 times a night?". The other guy says, "Damn, I just joined the Rotary Club."
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Lol, you guys
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Good ones!
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Two men walk into a bar.
You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
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A termite walked into a bar and asked,
"is the bartender here?"
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(Think about it for a minute)
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The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
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A ham sandwich walked into a club – saw Juice – and hauled-ass.
(hey – it's an original – not copied from the web; obviously :))
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lol everyone...ok, I'll make up another
Why did the chicken run across the road?
Juice was chasing it!
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Did you see the chicken gracefully cross the road?
It was poultry in motion
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LOL
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A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much is a shot of whiskey?"
The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
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Two atoms are sitting at a bar. One atom says, "I think I lost and electron." The other atom says, "Are you sure?" The first atom says, "I'm positive."
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Why did the chicken cross half the road? She wanted to lay it on the line.
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My fart is still loading
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You know why Chickens don't have ears?
Tyson bit their ears off !
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Lol
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How many software engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Can't be done - that's a hardware problem!
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Despite the saying "Don't take your troubles to bed" many men still sleep with their wives.
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