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A ham sandwich walked into a strip club....

The doorman said, "Sorry, we don't serve food here"

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Papi_Chulo

Bravo - Encore! Encore!

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motorhead

Two guys are sitting at a bar. One guy says to the other, "Do you know that lions have sex 10 or 15 times a night?". The other guy says, "Damn, I just joined the Rotary Club."

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JuiceBox69

Lol, you guys

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hassenpfeffer65

Good ones!

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lopaw

Two men walk into a bar.
You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.

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motorhead

A termite walked into a bar and asked,

"is the bartender here?"

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(Think about it for a minute)

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lopaw

The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Papi_Chulo

A ham sandwich walked into a club – saw Juice – and hauled-ass.

(hey – it's an original – not copied from the web; obviously :))

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mikeya02

lol everyone...ok, I'll make up another
Why did the chicken run across the road?
Juice was chasing it!

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motorhead

Did you see the chicken gracefully cross the road?

It was poultry in motion

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Papi_Chulo

LOL

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jackslash

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much is a shot of whiskey?"
The bartender says, "For you, no charge."

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jackslash

Two atoms are sitting at a bar. One atom says, "I think I lost and electron." The other atom says, "Are you sure?" The first atom says, "I'm positive."

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ATACdawg

Why did the chicken cross half the road? She wanted to lay it on the line.

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crazyjoe

My fart is still loading

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Hugh_G_Rection

You know why Chickens don't have ears?

Tyson bit their ears off !

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motorhead

Lol

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ATACdawg

How many software engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Can't be done - that's a hardware problem!

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warhawks

Despite the saying "Don't take your troubles to bed" many men still sleep with their wives.

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