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A ham sandwich walked into a strip club....
Dec 11, 2015, 6:00 PM
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Two guys are sitting at a bar. One guy says to the other, "Do you know that lions have sex 10 or 15 times a night?". The other guy says, "Damn, I just joined the Rotary Club."
Lol, you guys
Good ones!
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
A termite walked into a bar and asked,
"is the bartender here?"
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(Think about it for a minute)
The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
A ham sandwich walked into a club – saw Juice – and hauled-ass.
(hey – it's an original – not copied from the web; obviously :))
lol everyone...ok, I'll make up another Why did the chicken run across the road? Juice was chasing it!
Did you see the chicken gracefully cross the road?
It was poultry in motion
LOL
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much is a shot of whiskey?" The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
Two atoms are sitting at a bar. One atom says, "I think I lost and electron." The other atom says, "Are you sure?" The first atom says, "I'm positive."
Why did the chicken cross half the road? She wanted to lay it on the line.
My fart is still loading
You know why Chickens don't have ears?
Tyson bit their ears off !
Lol
How many software engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Can't be done - that's a hardware problem!
Despite the saying "Don't take your troubles to bed" many men still sleep with their wives.
Bravo - Encore! Encore!