Two guys are sitting at a bar. One guy says to the other, "Do you know that lions have sex 10 or 15 times a night?". The other guy says, "Damn, I just joined the Rotary Club."
Two atoms are sitting at a bar. One atom says, "I think I lost and electron." The other atom says, "Are you sure?" The first atom says, "I'm positive."
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Two guys are sitting at a bar. One guy says to the other, "Do you know that lions have sex 10 or 15 times a night?". The other guy says, "Damn, I just joined the Rotary Club."
You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
"is the bartender here?"
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(Think about it for a minute)
(hey – it's an original – not copied from the web; obviously :))
Why did the chicken run across the road?
Juice was chasing it!
It was poultry in motion
The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
Tyson bit their ears off !
Can't be done - that's a hardware problem!
Despite the saying "Don't take your troubles to bed" many men still sleep with their wives.