Love Ranch Romp

I know this is a strip club review site but I chose to write a review of a Nevada ranch since 1 - they are listed and 2 - I found the reviews by Dougster, MotherRussia, and Jolly very useful in my pre-visit research, so I figured I would post my two cents.

I got a rare opportunity to travel to Reno recently and it included most of a day with no responsibilities. I decided beforehand, in lieu of clubbing, I would set aside enough money to visit one of the legal brothels since there would be five within a short drive. Yes, they are expensive but I justify it to myself as a “you get what you pay for” type of experience. And what you pay for is a top of the line experience with an open minded and great looking woman who is offering sexual services and really knows what she’s doing. When I say “knows what she’s doing” I’m not just talking about the physical sex acts; I mean these ladies know how to get between your ears and give you an experience that makes you feel like they really are that sexually dynamic girlfriend you had back in the day, or maybe never had. Another part of the luxury is that, unlike strip club sex, the whole transaction is above board and you know exactly what you are paying for up front – sucking and fucking, pretty much however you want it, all legal. You are also paying for a guarantee that she will be drama free (unless you have a drama kink!), disease free, discrete, isn’t a vice cop, or a thief waiting for you to fall asleep. I’m sure this is sounding shill-ish but I guess I’m defending why I chose to pay a premium price for p4p when many of the SC reviews on this site focus on getting the lowest price for extras service in a club. Another thing some guys will find unappealing is that, at the ranches condoms are applied early and often and no part of her will touch your bare cock, maybe not even her hand. This is non-negotiable but that’s part of the ‘safe’ aspect because you have a guarantee she hasn’t blown five other guys bareback before you arrived and their semen still occupies some corner of her mouth. Most of the on-line material associated with the ranches say there are no exceptions to the condom rule but at least one lady (not at Loveranch) offers a ‘relaxed rules’ experience on her personal website if you agree to have the same full battery of testing that the ranch women and every porn performer must undergo (she’s a porn performer). She doesn’t say exactly what these relaxed rules are.

All the houses have websites with pictures and some information about the women and their schedules, so it’s possible to make an appointment and correspond with them before you arrive. A lot of guys disagree with me on this, but I like the “get to know you” e-mails and message boards so you can make an emotional connection with the lady before you show up and do the deed. If you don’t make an appointment, ladies who are available will line up and introduce themselves for you to pick the one you want to bang. I personally dislike the line-ups as I find the whole process somewhat demeaning. Plus, the introductions are really fast and I never feel like I’ve made the best and most informed decision. For my visit, I made a choice ahead of time, corresponded with her, and made an appointment to make sure she was available. I really liked the ‘dirty pen-pal’ correspondence and it certainly helped me positively anticipate the experience and come to terms with the amount of cash I would be spending, >$1K. When I arrived my ‘party date’ came out stunningly dressed and gave me a hug. I was immediately high on life and could only stammer a greeting since my ability to communicate had been compromised by the sudden flow of blood, and all higher brain functions, to the little head. We went to her room, negotiated a price, showered, and got down to business. She put a condom on me and it was game on! Sucking and fucking like there was no tomorrow for over 2 hours with multiple pops (very unusual for me), completely believable GFE, the works! I loved being gently cleaned up after each cum with a warm towel, unlike a SC where there’s no telling what will happen when you’re done.