Self explanatory. I just might do this. Sorry, Shailynn, none of the clubs I visit has a stamp collectors' corner.
Front Room
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Tips for writing reviews
Jun 29, 2016, 7:02 PM
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I only give tips to hoes. Not dudes.
Gee, Papi, I don't know. Where would you put it? That's what she said! Badoomboom-kshhhhh.
Are you asking for tips or giving them?
Me too
I'll bite.
Usually when I write a review I put these things in (some are redundant)
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Cover charge / valet charge / average price for a drink
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How many people / day visited / time of day / how many dancers on shift
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Did I get a lapdance / how many dancers did I get lapdances from / how hot were the strippers
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How much did I pay for the lapdance / did I have to tip a bouncer / how private was the area that the lapdance happened
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Did anything happen more than a lapdance (always be vague on this, not specific)
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If any dancer did anything "extra" for you do not call her out
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If a dancer ripped you off or attempted to rip you off, mention her name.
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Did I have a good time / would a return / have I been there before
not everyone follows my protocol, but that's what I usually try to put in a review
^excellent advice
just don't do one
thank you shailynn.
shailynn collects stamps. Damn, I've always wanted to take up another hobby. Great advice, shailynn.
Use good grammar is #1 for me! Then just describe your experience. If the club doesn't get many reviews give details about prices of things and layout. If it's reviewed a lot those aren't as important as the experience. Don't use dancer names if you are going to be explicit with what happened. DO warn of any ROBs.
shailynn did a very good job. I personally feel that location of the bar, stage and men's room is unnecessary. I have always been able to find them.
To add to shailynn's good list; I'd say a bit more info describing the dancers - i.e. ethnic breakdown; build type of most dancers (e.g. mostly spinners w/ A-cups; or lots of big girls; or lots of fake tits; etc).
Also - VIP costs - room fee - going rate for dancer-tip - VIP room nice/clean or small/a-dump, etc
Is there a missing questing mark or is it supposed to be an exclamation point