Family Fun Day
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My CF Jenna invited me to her apartment on Sunday afternoon. Our plan was to have sex after her toddler Todd fell asleep, but the toddler did not cooperate. He ran around and threw things and showed no interest in a nap.
So Jenna suggested we walk over to a nearby park, where she would barbecue some chicken and her son would play and wear himself out. As Jenna cooked, I played with her toddler and made sure he did not hurt himself on the swings and slides. He ran all over and I had to pursue him and catch him before he ran out into the street.
Watching the young girl cook and the toddler play, I reflected that this had been my life 35 years ago. A family fun day. I thought about marrying Jenna and living happily ever. But she's a stripper and a whore, and I'm not completely out of my mind.
So Jenna suggested we walk over to a nearby park, where she would barbecue some chicken and her son would play and wear himself out. As Jenna cooked, I played with her toddler and made sure he did not hurt himself on the swings and slides. He ran all over and I had to pursue him and catch him before he ran out into the street.
Watching the young girl cook and the toddler play, I reflected that this had been my life 35 years ago. A family fun day. I thought about marrying Jenna and living happily ever. But she's a stripper and a whore, and I'm not completely out of my mind.
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last commentThat said... Did you ever get to nail your CF? ;-)
"after her toddler Todd fell asleep, but the toddler did not cooper"
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I have a solution for that. It was hot Sunday so I stayed inside and was watching a show on the History Channel about opiates. When morphine was invented in the mid 1800's, mothers used to give it to their young crying kids to put them to sleep.
Jenna -- being a stripper -- no doubt has something in her Crown Royal bag
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/li…
Yes, but as I said I'm not completely out of my mind. Would she marry me? Probably. Would I regret it. Undoubtedly.
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