A customer of mine recently asked me to do something for him... he's a regular, comes in about 4-5 times p/year - I work @ the rhino in lv. When he comes in he makes me very happy $$ :) so I like to please him when possible! He asked me to tweet during my shifts, "just say anything," he said.. it turns him on, which IS hot... So.. here I am! I have been doing this now for a few weeks and it's REALLY fun (is that wierd?) Oh well, I'm just doing as I'm told, that's what we do right?? Anyway here's my 'twitter' name @kristlfoxx if you would like to 'follow' my antics.
So, I guess let me know what you think and if you do follow- have fun with me! And be ready to stay up late!! :)
kristl
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I think it would be a waste of time.
if you like keep doing it
Definitely goes right to the top of my 'to-do' list.
#1. Stay up late (or get up early) to follow bubble head Las Vegas stripper on twitter. #2. Go to dentist forB 6 root canals after viptease signs off. #3 Listen to polka music (or Justin Bieber) 24 hrs. non-stop. #4. Shop at Wally World. #6. Take bath in Arctic Ocean. #7. Send all my personal info to Nigerian prince who knows what happened to my great-grandfather's estate. #8. Stick dick in meat grinder. #9 Eat entire barrel of KFC so I can shit green for entire week. #10.Buy 100,000 shares of Bre-X (wait - did that in 1993). #11.Sell 100,000 shares of Bre-X.
not new. know several dancers who are always on their phones tweeting or chatting with guys/customers. gets kind of annoying if they're setting with you....okay, okay it annoys the shit out of me! might want to think about that while you're keeping everyone out of the club 'entertained'.
"#1. Stay up late (or get up early) to follow bubble head Las Vegas stripper on twitter."
LOL! Besides English, Art speaks SS.
(And I still haven't stopped laughing...)
BTW, for #5 how about "Drill for crude in my own head."
sanitago - I would hate if that happened around here. I know some dancers are pretty active on their phones, etc. but not when they're with me or customers in general. Unless I'm getting their number/BBM. haha.
But what really caught me here was - 4 to 5 times per year? That doesn't sound like too much of a regular, to be honest. I guess we all have different perceptions of what a regular is.
CTQ:
#12. Learn how to count.
Your twitter posts make no sense. Just a bunch of words mashed together, you're not accomplishing what you're trying to do. It's not working, use proper english when being naughty and it will come out better
hmmmm, # 8 doesn't sound like fun to me, farmerart. And I see you have eaten at KFC, too. LOL
Does KFC really make you shit green?
Sure does, txtittyfan. One guy even told me he shit green feathers.
That's gotta tickle.
I can tweet right here even though I've never sent tweet messages. I'll try.
"Been working on taxes all night instead of visiting strip clubs. sucks!"
How is that? I wouldn't have enjoyed the strip clubs knowing I need to get taxes done though.
I'm doing a great job of saving money. It really is a lot easier to save money if you only visit one night out of 4 or 5 weeks. I didn't plan on cutting back that much.
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