What do you think?
viptease
A customer of mine recently asked me to do something for him... he's a regular, comes in about 4-5 times p/year - I work @ the rhino in lv. When he comes in he makes me very happy $$ :) so I like to please him when possible! He asked me to tweet during my shifts, "just say anything," he said.. it turns him on, which IS hot... So.. here I am! I have been doing this now for a few weeks and it's REALLY fun (is that wierd?) Oh well, I'm just doing as I'm told, that's what we do right?? Anyway here's my 'twitter' name @kristlfoxx if you would like to 'follow' my antics.
So, I guess let me know what you think and if you do follow- have fun with me! And be ready to stay up late!! :)
kristl
So, I guess let me know what you think and if you do follow- have fun with me! And be ready to stay up late!! :)
kristl
15 comments
#1. Stay up late (or get up early) to follow bubble head Las Vegas stripper on twitter.
#2. Go to dentist forB 6 root canals after viptease signs off.
#3 Listen to polka music (or Justin Bieber) 24 hrs. non-stop.
#4. Shop at Wally World.
#6. Take bath in Arctic Ocean.
#7. Send all my personal info to Nigerian prince who knows what happened to my great-grandfather's estate.
#8. Stick dick in meat grinder.
#9 Eat entire barrel of KFC so I can shit green for entire week.
#10.Buy 100,000 shares of Bre-X (wait - did that in 1993).
#11.Sell 100,000 shares of Bre-X.
LOL! Besides English, Art speaks SS.
(And I still haven't stopped laughing...)
But what really caught me here was - 4 to 5 times per year? That doesn't sound like too much of a regular, to be honest. I guess we all have different perceptions of what a regular is.
#12. Learn how to count.
I'll try.
"Been working on taxes all night instead of visiting strip clubs.
sucks!"
How is that?
I wouldn't have enjoyed the strip clubs knowing I need to get taxes done though.