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Being alone with Juice in an elavator when the power goes out. Any others?
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"Hi! I'm Alucard. I'll be your nurse for this operation."
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Juice is a fag! LMFAO!!
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Mine is Roberto Clemente. 4 time batting champ with a freaking rocket arm. The accuracy and velocity of his throws were unreal.
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I was wishing pizza was served in my club and then thought what you guys think is the best pizza in the land. Out here we have a N.Y. Bronx pizzaria that seems to be a massive favorite.
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A man's wife is being tested for her sickness. The man asks the doc whats wrong with her. The doc says, "it's tricky, either alzheimers or HIV." The man says, "omg, what should I do?" The doc says, "next time you're driving home, let…
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I hardly get any, but the first was from some guy who said he went to the same club as I. Wanted to know if we could club together and talk about which girls put out. Then he asked if…
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Q: Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? A: The guy who can carry 10 doughnuts and 2 cups of coffee at the same time.
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Superman was flying one day when he noticed Wonder Women lying naked on the beach, moaning with pleasure. Superman unzipped his super boner and rushed down to super penatrate her. Boy, was the Invisible Man sure surprised!
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I asked before, but there's a lot of newer posters now. Me? I've heard Tommy Lee Jones a few times.
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Steve Miller: "big ol wet vaginer" Any other funny rock lyrics?
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When your cable goes out, you feel things suck When you feel things suck, you join TUSCL When you join TUSCL, you tell people how to think and act When you tell people how to think and act, they think you're a jerk When…
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Q: Why are there no double homicides in Poland? A: The perp always holds the gun to his head and says, "after I shoot myself, you're next!" Not pc, but what the heck
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Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch hooker videos backwards? A: They like the part where the girl gives the money back
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I just found out IRS agents are being trained with semi-automatic weapons. What reasoning is behind this? Shouldn't they be armed with pens and laptops?
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Is it; "Excuse me. Does this smell like chloroform?"
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Was it a stripper or escort? Stripper or escort? Civi girl or wife? For me it was two beautiful civi girls; fun at first, then bullshit city. Even got threatened to get shot!
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A Chinese wife was feeling frisky one night. She told her husband, "you want 69 tonight"? He said, "What! Beef and broccoli again"?
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Q: What's the difference between a thief and Juice? A: A thief will steal your meth, but Juice will steal your meth and then help you look for it!
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Juice, Alucard, a duck, and a blonde walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? Some kind of fucking joke?"
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A duck walked into a stripclub. He ordered a drink. He said,"put it on my bill"
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Who would it be? Past or present, famous or not. I thought Johnny Cash and John Wayne would be cool.
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Mine was grandma's apple pie.
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I was gunna go mayo or miracle whip, but this is in honor of Juice!
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Several killed, many wounded. Seems like way too much bomb making shit out there.
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