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mikeya02

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747 posts by mikeya02

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A disturbing event

Being alone with Juice in an elavator when the power goes out. Any others?

mikeya0212 yrs ago 1 15

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Words that might disturb you

"Hi! I'm Alucard. I'll be your nurse for this operation."

mikeya0212 yrs ago 1 17

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Do your funny letters to this

Juice is a fag! LMFAO!!

mikeya0212 yrs ago 1 3

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Greatest baseball player you ever saw

Mine is Roberto Clemente. 4 time batting champ with a freaking rocket arm. The accuracy and velocity of his throws were unreal.

mikeya0212 yrs ago 1 37

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Best Pizza

I was wishing pizza was served in my club and then thought what you guys think is the best pizza in the land. Out here we have a N.Y. Bronx pizzaria that seems to be a massive favorite.

mikeya0212 yrs ago 1 33

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Joke of the day

A man's wife is being tested for her sickness. The man asks the doc whats wrong with her. The doc says, "it's tricky, either alzheimers or HIV." The man says, "omg, what should I do?" The doc says, "next time you're driving home, let…

mikeya0212 yrs ago 2 2

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What's the worst PM you've recieved?

I hardly get any, but the first was from some guy who said he went to the same club as I. Wanted to know if we could club together and talk about which girls put out. Then he asked if…

mikeya0212 yrs ago 1 29

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Dumb joke of the day

Q: Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? A: The guy who can carry 10 doughnuts and 2 cups of coffee at the same time.

mikeya0212 yrs ago 1 4

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Super Joke for Zip

Superman was flying one day when he noticed Wonder Women lying naked on the beach, moaning with pleasure. Superman unzipped his super boner and rushed down to super penatrate her. Boy, was the Invisible Man sure surprised!

mikeya0212 yrs ago 2 4

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Who do girls say you look like?

I asked before, but there's a lot of newer posters now. Me? I've heard Tommy Lee Jones a few times.

mikeya0213 yrs ago 1 51

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Hendrix: "scuse me while I kiss this guy"

Steve Miller: "big ol wet vaginer" Any other funny rock lyrics?

mikeya0213 yrs ago 1 11

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Direct TV and Alucard

When your cable goes out, you feel things suck When you feel things suck, you join TUSCL When you join TUSCL, you tell people how to think and act When you tell people how to think and act, they think you're a jerk When…

mikeya0213 yrs ago 2 5

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Joke of the night

Q: Why are there no double homicides in Poland? A: The perp always holds the gun to his head and says, "after I shoot myself, you're next!" Not pc, but what the heck

mikeya0213 yrs ago 1 1

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Joke of the day

Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch hooker videos backwards? A: They like the part where the girl gives the money back

mikeya0213 yrs ago 1 15

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IRS Agents with guns

I just found out IRS agents are being trained with semi-automatic weapons. What reasoning is behind this? Shouldn't they be armed with pens and laptops?

mikeya0213 yrs ago 1 21

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Best pick-up line

Is it; "Excuse me. Does this smell like chloroform?"

mikeya0213 yrs ago 2 21

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Worst Psycho Bitch Moment

Was it a stripper or escort? Stripper or escort? Civi girl or wife? For me it was two beautiful civi girls; fun at first, then bullshit city. Even got threatened to get shot!

mikeya0213 yrs ago 1 23

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One More Joke Of The Day

A Chinese wife was feeling frisky one night. She told her husband, "you want 69 tonight"? He said, "What! Beef and broccoli again"?

mikeya0213 yrs ago 1 11

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Bonus Joke Of The Day

Q: What's the difference between a thief and Juice? A: A thief will steal your meth, but Juice will steal your meth and then help you look for it!

mikeya0213 yrs ago 2 6

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Joke Of The Day

Juice, Alucard, a duck, and a blonde walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? Some kind of fucking joke?"

mikeya0213 yrs ago 1 8

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Joke Of The Day

A duck walked into a stripclub. He ordered a drink. He said,"put it on my bill"

mikeya0213 yrs ago 4 16

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If you could club with anyone...

Who would it be? Past or present, famous or not. I thought Johnny Cash and John Wayne would be cool.

mikeya0213 yrs ago 3 43

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Favorite pie?

Mine was grandma's apple pie.

mikeya0213 yrs ago 1 22

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Biscuits and gravy, or chicken and waffles?

I was gunna go mayo or miracle whip, but this is in honor of Juice!

mikeya0213 yrs ago 1 15

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Explosions at Boston Marathon an hour ago

Several killed, many wounded. Seems like way too much bomb making shit out there.

mikeya0213 yrs ago 2 63
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