One More Joke Of The Day

Chuckle
:)

Hahaha

^^^ haha, here's another:
Q: Why are phone books in China so large?
A: Cause there are so many Wong numbers.

I'll let Jack Nicholson tell the joke:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SZMEImpt…

Y'all are fuckin awesome

Great jokes.

I went to a yoga instructor and said "Can you teach me to do the splits?''
She said, ''How flexible are you?''

I said, ''I can't make Tuesdays''

wrong bookstore

http://justlold.com/wong-fook-hing-book-…

Old one (fluctuations)

An Asian man walks into a New York Currency Exchange with 2000 yen. He receives $72.00 in American currency. The following week, the same Asian man walks into the same currency exchange. He again exchanges 2000 yen. This time, he receives $66.00 in American currency. The Asian man doesn't understand why he received less money, so he asks the clerk, "Why less money when same 2000 yen"

The clerk replies, "Fluctuations." As the Asian man prepares to leave, he turns, looks at the clerk and angrily says, "Fluck you Amelicans, too!"

che,

RE: A woman walks into the store and purchases the following:

Now this isn't a joke, rather true. Many years ago I was working on the Unix system in a local grocery type store located on South Beach. It was about 3am. The manager and I were just standing there talking when in walked this hot woman, obviously dressed having been in a local SOBE club, and her bf or whatever. They walked around a bit and came to check out. What did they buy?

Cat litter, a large tapered candle, and a spatula. Would have loved to know the rest of that story!

Clubber - Did you hear about the Japanese stripper that almost died because no one had a yen for her.