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I was just thinking that Breaking Bad was the best thing I ever saw on TV. Especially the last episode. Especially the machine gun in the trunk scene. And the Badfinger song at the end. Meanwhile The Walking Dead is turning…
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Just heard this... What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are just about $1.79, deer nuts are just under a buck
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There is a girl on there right now with an incredible body and ass. NicoleHitman
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I know it's silly, but these lines crack me up "I am catholic so I can say this"...motor "You guys are high"...duo "Alutard, can you please stop being uncool?" ...dice any others?
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When you're a stripper and your cable goes out, you go to work When you go to work, you let guys grope you for money When you let guys grope you for money, you take chances When you take chances, you meet Juice When…
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If she was being abused verbally or physically? Or some jerk climbs on stage while she's dancing? I would without thinking.
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When your cable goes out, you get bored When you get bored, you go to strip clubs When you go to strip clubs, you kiss stripper ass When you kiss stripper ass, you think bitchy strippers are awesome When you think bitchy strippers are…
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How? Is every blog on the web, private property? Plus, Yogurt doesn't follow the rules very well, Users usually get three warnings before being banned In extreme cases the user will get banned immediately None of this happened with Papi
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Nice to see he hasn't faded away. One time I walked into a comic shop and the manager was explaining that the 12 inch G.I. Joe was more popular than the 4 inch one. I laughed out loud. "No kidding"!…
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Papa tomato and baby tomato were walking down the street Baby tomato was lagging behind Papa tomato got mad and squished baby tomato's head. "Ketchup"! he yelled.
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I tried it twice in 1985 in between girlfriends. The first was a normal cute girl for $75. The second was a playboy looking blonde for $150. I decided to keep seeing the blonde.
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Hope it's good. I thought the original was great. I was wondering; were the guys who made the original in 1987, prophets?, or was Detroit messed up then?
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Has to be Ted Nugent, right?
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I think its nice of you guys to help Alucard fill out his new profile. Hope he's ok
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When he was born, the doctor slapped his mother. When he played in the sandbox, the cat covered him up. His parents gave him a toaster and radio as bath toys. He was a poster boy....for birth control. Dude gets no respect I tell
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...to save the poor Chinese and Russian ships. Business as usual.
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Dad: Well son, how did you do in the spelling contest? Son: Not so good, I missed the first word. Dad: The first word! What was it? Son: posse Dad: posse?! No wonder you misspelled it, you don't even know how to pronounce it!
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This may or may not be amusing.. I'm a Scorpio
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How does one celebrate this day?
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Peace on earth and good will towards men, right?
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Hall & Oates and Nirvana made it in. To me, Nirvana did one memorable song, and Hall & Oates sang a few catchy songs. Don't agree with this. Am I wrong?
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Were there not discussions started by some Jazz chick? Now they are gone. Or did I smoke too much?
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...once scored 4 td's in one high school football game. At 5-10, 160 lbs, I once dunked a basketball during a rec league game. I also hit 3 hrs in one rec league softball game. Awesome huh? What's your greatest sports feat?
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Strangest throw back uniforms I have seen.
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I just heard the new platform they will be running on is "DON'T BE AN ALUCARD!"
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